HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

6 Feb 2006

Quote by dambuster

BTW a sign of the times, no oranges anymore at half-time.

Quote by bushwackers
Yes all that crap at half-time and all you needs is water and a banana

If they were real men lke my friends below, they wouldn't need to rest half way through :shock:

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6 Feb 2006

Hiya Yorkie
As you're really new to the forum, I'll put you on the reserve list for now.
We'll be reviewing this nearer the time so there's plenty of opportunity to get yourself known on the forum before then. :thumbup:

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6 Feb 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
... but i can see why to very new people it would look like an "in club"........
sean xxxxxxxx

That's actually what made me start this thread. I felt the need to apologise in my post in case they were offended,
but then I remember the very first thread I started got hijacked and I thought it was hillarious. It did make me feel quite at home and comfortable here so IMHO there's a positive side to it as well.

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6 Feb 2006

Quote by SuperDave
And another thing- wh ydo footballers always fall down when someone breathes within 20 yards of them?

Falling down shows a complete lack of effort on the footballers part - if you're gonna go down do it in style - like an oscar winning Klinsman dive lol

Quote by warwick
Take this thread to Cuba
dunno never done it :shock:

Yeah right!! lol

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6 Feb 2006

Something just occured to me whilst posting in another thread.
Quite often threads get hijacked on here - no suprise there.
Personally when a thread of mine gets hijacked it's usually something quite amusing or thought provoking and I just go with the flow. I generally enjoy the little twists, turns and tangents that they take.
However it occured to me that not everyone might see it that way.
Does the original poster get offended by this? dunno

So firstly if I've ever hijacked your thread and it's offended you I apologise worship

Secondly what's your opinion?

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6 Feb 2006

Superdave
I don't think you'd get dammie playing Rugby - better just to let him bring on the oranges at half time lol

And yes that is my ass.
ps Gingerminge apologies for the hijack wink

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6 Feb 2006

Quote by SuperDave
I'm so glad you guys posted in here I saw this last night, but didn't "get it" - I was only looking at the first arrow
I think that guys got Mr Ticke arms

Don't tell me you also want someone to explain the offside rule! rolleyes

Women!! Don't you just looooooovveeee em?
Now the off-side rule I know wink

Dambuster's the one in our household who doesn't know anything about football - or any ball sports for that matter.
He asked me on Saturday why some of the Rugby players were wearing "those silly hats" rolleyes

But to be fair he now knows that Franz Ferdinand doesn't play for England lol

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6 Feb 2006

I'm so glad you guys posted in here I saw this last night, but didn't "get it" - I was only looking at the first arrow redface

I think that guys got Mr Ticke arms lol

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6 Feb 2006

Hiya Yorkie
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven
Basically you're elligible to come to a munch if you're a regular user of the forum or the chatroom - it's up to you which you prefer to use.
Personally I'm more of a forum person, but the best advice I can give is try them both and see where you feel comfortable.
Also keep an eye out for some newbie socials - Naughty Wigan couple have organised one in Wigan which is stickied at the top of the page wink

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5 Feb 2006

I'm not male either, but I can think of 2 possible outcomes
1. He thinks it's Christmas and rings the number
2. It looks to good to be true. He assumes it's spam and some sort of premium line thing and deletes it

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5 Feb 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
..... I can watch Eastenders if I want to be miserable

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5 Feb 2006

OK the next piece of my memory has returned redface

Big thanks to Vodka Babe for assisting Helen kiss

Congratulations to Sazzle & Glos guy - you both looked fantastic !!!! kiss

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5 Feb 2006

What a night!!!!
Helen you did a smashing job - glad to see you out and about kiss

Thanks to Kaz for the badges.
It was wonderful to see so many friends and a few new faces.
I can't remember the last time I laughed that much.
To all the people who protested when bouncers tried to chuck db out kiss

and particularly Minxy for putting up such a convincing argument of "but it's dammie""
we didn't have half as much trouble getting into the hotel as the 405 posse, but thanks to Darkfire for leaving me with the Benny Hill theme running through my head along with a vision of everyone running around the 8th floor hiding from the manager
I'll post some more when I have my next memory flashback lol

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4 Feb 2006

Quote by Angel Chat
Erm... I don't actually remember seeing the smurfs
No really, I honestly don't! I was thinking of something else :twisted:

I know what(or rather who) you were thinking about :smug:

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4 Feb 2006

Good post hun
Being a girl it's not something I've ever considered, but next time I go to by something for myself I'll ask about male toys and see what they say. :thumbup:

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4 Feb 2006

Quote by Fallen Angel
On our way to the big city now - see some of you at the pub this afternoon!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Now??? :shock:
It's only 9am!!!
Blimey you really are a munch tart lol

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4 Feb 2006

Quote by dambuster

Hmmm hunky vanilla type men in Notts... now what does that remind me of :twisted: :twisted:

OMG
I'd forgotten all about the smurfs

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4 Feb 2006

Happy Birthday you sexy little cornflake! passionkiss

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3 Feb 2006

Quote by Edin BBW
Just a reminder peeps, I've mentioned it a couple of times and Sarah has amended her first post to include it. If you haven't already booked a hotel for this one please do so now and don't leave it to the last minute. There are going somewhere in the region of 7000 Ice Hockey fans and players in the city that weekend and hotel rooms are hard to come by already with many of them fully booked.

Sounds like they'll be some hunky ice hockey players around :twisted:

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3 Feb 2006

Just opened a bottle of Chardonnay - all I need to do now is order the takeaway

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3 Feb 2006

Freedom of speech works both ways I'm afraid. You asked for opinion on here and now you're moaning because people don't agree with you.
I don't recall anybody posting in the thread to say you weren't allowed an opinion dunno

It's a difference of opinion - nothing personal

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3 Feb 2006

Would you make an exception for a female that has long nails and really good at scrating itches? lol

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2 Feb 2006

I think in this case it's a bit unfair as Blonde only wanted to change her status to couple because of the recent changes made to the chatroom facility by the admin.
A lot of couples were previously registered on this site separately. When we all had to reregister, we didn't know what changes were a foot:
We didn't know the search facility would increase the number of pm spam mails we got
We didn't know we were going to get pounced on in the non-chatroom
We didn't know the site was going to be charging for such changes.
I think that's worth considering rolleyes

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31 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
Ahh but what you don't understand F S C is that in his head the rules DO NOT apply to him for he is the speacial chosen one to bring happiness in to all ladies lives I know i'm being harsh but it get's my back up because all us single guys get tarred with the same brush and all it takes is a little thought before you reply to make all the differance

Mik69
Don't worry you won't get tarred with the idiot brush - you can have a gold star lol

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31 Jan 2006

Bob Hoskins

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31 Jan 2006

Bob the Builder

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31 Jan 2006

I'm curious why you would ask for advice about that here?
Swinging is based on being open, honest and respecting people's boundaries.
I'm not sure how to advise how you to get someone to do something sexual that they don't want to do - largely because it's thoughtless, selfish, disrespectful an ignorant.

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31 Jan 2006

1. The whole point of putting an ad up is to request what suits the advertiser.
2. One liners tell nothing about the sender - other than that they can't be bothered to make an effort
3. People who send one liners on mass come across as desperate asd well as lazy
4. If you don't like ads asking for "no one liners" then dont reply to them
5. Do you not think it slightly arrogant to be suggesting that everyone on here should be worded in a way to suit youso that youhave to put in minimum effort?
Well you did ask rolleyes

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30 Jan 2006

Martin
Is this something you as admin and do that will just "appear" one day, or are you happy for a thread to be run and have the members volunteer/decide a theme as has been done previously?

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30 Jan 2006

Quote by dambuster
Does this have the makings of an impromptu drinkies ?????
I took a drink of hers the other day by mistake. Nearly made me

Don't you think you drank enough on Saturday without having to nick my cider?
smackbottom

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