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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Be careful what you wish for Tamworth Guy.
I should point out now that munches can get highly addictive.
Once you start there's no way back :shock:
Well if meaty gets to be a munch tartlet it's only fair that Searcher gets that title as well don't you think? :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Pfft... I will not be drinking as I am the organiser rolleyes

Does that mean you won't be talking Wenglisheither? lol
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And whilst we're on the subject I think you're definitely overdue a promotion - to what though I have no idea
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment? dunno

Seconded ! :thumbup:
Thirded biggrin
Minx x x
Well that settles it:
Sarah
For your services to munches and those that attend them surprised
I hereby certify you as:
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment
worship
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HLB status:- 'Offical Munch Whore'

:happy: rushes off to update signature
Right we still require an official title for you and Judy though lol
Erm I think it's safe to say I can meet the required criteria lol
What I want to know is what are the requirements to be promoted up the ranks from Munch Tart to Munch Whore?
And whilst we're on the subject I think you'redefinitely overdue a promotion - to what though I have no idea
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment? dunno
In edit
Munch explanation here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
Searcher you're not fooling anyone - if they were there tomorrow you'd be the first in line to get in.
Personally I'd take some camoflage gear just in case I had to hide on the 8th floor from the manager :shock:
And a rope ladder to get in through the window so I wouldn't have to get past reception lol
Minxy's thread just gave me an idea!!
A sort of room 101 question with a twist
In room 405 you've got:
BiWelshMinx
Darkfire
Making Cocoa
Fallen Angel
Lots of girly clothes
Copious amounts of alcohol
Bread, Cheese & ham dunno
So who would you put in room 405 and why?
and if you were brave enough to go into room 405 what 3 things would you take with you? :twisted:
Yep what they said.
A lot of us forumites do meet up regularly for social drinks.
Join in on here and keep a look out in the Let's meet up forum. :thumbup:
Sorry I'm not at work today or I would've been driving down the M1 from near Sheffield to London this morning.
You're right it is tedious, but my other half suggested "trucker flirting" to me last year and that usually keeps me entertained lol
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WTF?!! :shock:
Now how did I manage that ? Must be this rotten throat infection affecting the brain-hand-eye co-ordination :giggle:
Minx x x

Funnily enough, The doc's given me some antibiotics for a throat infection ! What a coincidence wink
btw Darkfire
Did you manage to get all the cheese off the carpet? lol
Sounds like the cream made you more black n blue than radiant Ian and erm no you've not achieved new man status yet - try going for a manicure lol
Marty
if you have a nice garden shed you may want to put this in your ad as I've noticed this seems to prove quite popular with some of the ladies lol
Quote by tweeky
Venue: Now anywhere
Company: Anyone, beast, male female dont care as long as they dont have crabs
Lighting: Yes I need to know that you arrived
Music: you choose just hurry up and fuck me I'm desperate
Programme: I have to write a programme? umm Star striker scores, hows that?
Must haves: Sex right here right now, COME ON Its like a swamp down here.
Outcome: In cum out cum I dont mind just get on with it.
:shock:
Tweeky

Tweeky I get the feeling your ready for a shag lol
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sure u'd fill it an more dammie m8?lol
HLB this ones for u hun

" ok so as anywun sin that HLB?"

Searcher I like it kiss
Now below is a public service announcement

I would just like to confirm that contrary to how it may appear, no animals were harmed during the making of this thread!
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What do people think about double hijacking threads? A kind of thread dp? lol
Is that the interpenetration of opposites or the expansion of vacuums? lol

Not quite sure on that one Scandal.
Maybe you could ask Jonny Depp or the Aarvark if it's managed to escape from Davej's clutches lol
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Where my shopping????????? lol

Sorry
Just nipped out to get some very late lunch being as Noel apears to be on strike lol
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bet dammie could put his knob in this?

I hope you were talking about the pint pot and not Jonny Depp!!! :shock:
OMG!!!!
I go to Tescos for 1/2 hour and come back to find 4 pages :shock:
Not only has the thread been hijacked my PeteSW, Blonde, Davej, Warwick, Seacher & SuperDave-
There's also an aarvark, armadillo, Micheal Caine andthe Pirates of the Carabean :shock:
How many other people can say they've been Hijacked by Jonny Depp? :twisted:
I feel sooo proud!!!! I'm not worthy!!! worship
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A quick question in response to the original post from Hornylittleblonde. Where is the distinction between the natural twists and turns of a forum based conversation and "Hijacking" biggrin

I'd don't think there is a clear distinction tonup - that's just my personal view of "hijacking" when it's done in a light hearted thread.
btw sorry not seen your aardvark lol
Hiya Marty
:welcome: to the forum
Best advice I can give is join in on the forum and let everyone get to know you :thumbup:
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Why are you not at work????????????? lol lol

Are you asking me or Noel? lol
If you mean me I booked the day off in order to recouperate after the munch.
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Hijack
Me never redface
BTW
What's for lunch time???

I think Noel's wandering around the corridors somewhere - I fancy a salsa chicken wrap lol
I take it you're in the "Hijacking's fun" camp then?