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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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smackbottom NWC you weren't supposed to respond. wink
Right it's jangling key time for Davej then.
Get your buttons out for the girls :twisted:
Let's see just how fast he is
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Quote by mik69

You're right it is tedious, but my other half suggested "trucker flirting" to me last year and that usually keeps me entertained lol

So you were the cause of all my frustration were you HLB :shock: up untill last year I was a
truck driver and was away from home and my then girlfriend for 6 days and long nights every week and it was the likes of you that caused me much (enjoyable) frustration biggrin
Heee Heee Yep that would be me :twisted:
Quote by fabio grooverider
apparently the west midlands is a completly different world HLB..............the rest of the midlands doesn't count.....smilesmilesmile

Does that mean I don't exist and don't count? dunno
Quote by makingcocoa
and Meaty's stunning ability to pass himself off as a bloke with a girl's name and not blush AT ALL..... x

I nearly died laughing when I heard about that one
Quote by Fallen Angel
Yay!!! That would be fantastic if you could join us too! :happy:
Cocoa booked the rooms, so she will be able to let you know biggrin
I think the next one's going to be even better! - do you think we should ask specifically for room 405 again? :evil2:

May I suggest a stealth mission to ascertain the hotel's security procedures before sending out any invites? lol
Quote by makingcocoa
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
So far I think HLB and Meaty are winning the 'stuff to bring next time' competition... a rope ladder and an extra bed or two would have come in bloody handy!

:smug:
Note to self: Pack rope ladder for NW & Nottingham munches
Well I don't want to have rely on one of Darfire's master plans lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
Well, we're planning the next one now, so all requests for an invite by pm to Dark, Binx Cocoa or Fallen Angel, please biggrin
We've actually booked 2 adjoining rooms for Nottingham so we can get more people in biggrin

Pick me pick me!!! :happy:
And can 1 of you pm me which hotel you're in please.
If it's the same as me, I'll see if I can get an adjoining room to make it a 3rd wink
Quote by Fallen Angel
We were going to ask Sarah and Corrie to hide us! rotflmao

Well that's a much better tactic than Minxy's "If I cover my eyes with my hands no-one will see me"
Quote by sercher01
now look! you an all ur m8's better tell me where HLB is cos with that wig on ull be goin home with a sore arse if u dont!

kiss Thank you Thank you Thank you
Quote by SuperDave
Sad really- just wanted to be the 100th post

SuperDave yes it's sad but it's as good a reason to hijack this thread as the rest :thumbup:
Quote by deancannock
last midlands munch was saturday and as that was first for two years...think you best start thinking about travelling a little !!!

Dean
You're forgetting about:
Nottingham munch
Leicester Munch
Chesterfield Munch
Get your map out hun lol
Quote by Sarah
Searcher01
Lets face it you had a wonderful afternoon............with one special lady, who brought you to us, to help with your SH education!
The education department will be opening up soon! lol

but!
i know men in the SAS who wouldnt have gone in there :shock:
Oh I think they would have done, after all us ladies could have offered them all sorts of things :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm sure we could pursuade them :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
*sneaks in very queitly and sits in the corner with a glass of orange and lemonade

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S DAMMY!!!!"
:giggle:
Minx x x
Conrad all the munches are all stickied at the top of this page and "specific venue details" are only given out to those on the lists a few days before for security reasons
Quote by Darkfire
I can do the pm slot if someone wants to take over at
I'll pencil you in anyway hunny, and set me moby on reminder cos i dont wanna miss out wink

Ok hun I'll take the slot, but I'm not going to all the trouble of setting a reminder - too much effort so could you just text me when you've done?
Quote by lilnfil
thankyou kiss :happy: :happy: i'm a tart :smug: lol
the red shoes will definately be coming to manchester biggrin
lil xx

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Welcome to the regiment hun kiss
Quote by Sarah
HLB and I are on our way round Meaty, you can take us shopping lol

Ooh thanks meaty kiss
I'll get me coat bolt
New shoes for me and Sarah :happy:
Quote by Sarah
is there anyone in coventry that wants to suck a hard cock?

I'm free 5pm Saturday 29th April in the Manchester area
Can you wait that long??????????? lol
I might bring WBB with me as well!
smackbottom Sarah & WBB
Stop trying to keep this cock all for yourselves - you know there's a huge cock shortage at the moment.
I'll be free on the 29th April in Manchester at 4:30pm
Quote by Sarah
Well that is what the single guys do
So well done..........
Now when the single guys get pissed that is a different matter lol

Yep the single guys get looked after by naked girlies and a tube of toothpaste :shock:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
bloody cheek, i ended up babysitting bi-pissed minx even though i was the munch virgin.

And seeing as you did such a grand job - you've now been volunteered as a munch chaperone lol
Quote by Darkfire
I pass as genius for the military-stylee operation launched to get people into room 405 in the first place ...and evil, cos, well, I'm female for a start! lol :twisted:

I don't know about that - Alex seemed to do far better than you lol
Maybe we should find some SAS types for the next one - purely for tactical advice of course innocent
Quote by TamworthGuy
Still wishing but nothing is happening.. anyonewant to take me to a munch?

Who dares wins hun
Get your name down for one - we won't bite honest innocent