Quote by meat2pleaseu
all that and you still haven't replied to offer me a shag
(or do i have to pay my £50 membership to guarentee one?)
Yep I'm sure once you've paid up in full the admin will pm me to tell me I'm now obliged to shag you
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire
Forum
Wilki 
I mean 21 y/o Versace Vase Guess he didn't read my earlier post either then. 
I'll give you an example of the reasons people don't respond.
Being a female I get unwanted spam mail daily.
I am part of a couple,
I have no advert
I have no information in my profile to suggest I am looking for anyone to contact me
I have 3 No spam pictures in my profile like this:
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/small/1493025858.jpg http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/small/1493025858.jpg http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/small/1493025858.jpg
Now I think that’s pretty clear, but apparenty not.
Tuesday 13:39
Cut & paste pm from random single bloke.
OK fair enough, nothing new there so I ignore it.
Wednesday 19:49
Exact same cut & paste from exact same random bloke.
Response from me
10 minutes later
So I just ignore it
Today 13:30
Yep you’ve guessed it.
Yet another cut & paste pm from the same person
My response
Well at least I responded :smug:
I'll give you an example of the reasons people don't respond.
Being a female I get unwanted spam mail daily.
I am part of a couple,
I have no advert
I have no information in my profile to suggest I am looking for anyone to contact me
I have 3 No spam pictures in my profile like this:
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/small/1493025858.jpg http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/small/1493025858.jpg http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/small/1493025858.jpg
Now I think that’s pretty clear, but apparenty not.
Tuesday 13:39
Cut & paste pm from random single bloke.
OK fair enough, nothing new there so I ignore it.
Wednesday 19:49
Exact same cut & paste from exact same random bloke.
Response from me
Hi
Not sure if you’re aware but that’s the exact same cut & paste you sent me yesterday
10 minutes later
Yeah sorry about that just thought i'd give it another go.
How you doing?
So I just ignore it
Today 13:30
Yep you’ve guessed it.
Yet another cut & paste pm from the same person
My response
Well at least I responded :smug:
Quote by neilinleeds
warwick? i think you'll find an aardvark has a tough armour plated shell on it's back, so short of using a pneumatic drill, you're gonna have problems carving the damn thing.
neil x x x ;)
:shock:
Quote by warwick
no no no Nil you turn the little blighters over to get to the soft underbelly. they cant escape then either cos their legs are just going round and round like a windmill
:shock:
At this point I think I should reiterate my earlier comments
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Now below is a public service announcement
I would just like to confirm that contrary to how it may appear, no animals were harmed during the making of this thread!
This post is partly an apology and partly a warning.
I have been off work this week and the antibiotics seem to be having an adverse effect on my moods. But as I’ve heard there are a few other people suffering through various ailments at the moment I felt compelled to warn others about one of the side effects and the various causes.
Over the last few days I have felt a feverishness with a rising temperature and steam coming out of my ears.
This brings on the compulsion to type ferociously and sometimes viciously.
This infection is “Emoticonicillin Flamitis†commonly known as “Flamingâ€. :shock:
It is highly infectious.
Studies have shown the most common causes to be:
Chatroom moans
One-line pm’s
One-line no-point posts
Unwanted cock pics
Liars
Whilst I am infected with the “flaming†virus I will try to control my compulsions, but would urge others to keep the common causes away from me till the symptoms subsides.
Again – accept my sincere apologies for anything I have said in the past to days
I have been off work this week and the antibiotics seem to be having an adverse effect on my moods. But as I’ve heard there are a few other people suffering through various ailments at the moment I felt compelled to warn others about one of the side effects and the various causes.
Over the last few days I have felt a feverishness with a rising temperature and steam coming out of my ears.
This brings on the compulsion to type ferociously and sometimes viciously.
This infection is “Emoticonicillin Flamitis†commonly known as “Flamingâ€. :shock:
It is highly infectious.
Studies have shown the most common causes to be:
Chatroom moans
One-line pm’s
One-line no-point posts
Unwanted cock pics
Liars
Whilst I am infected with the “flaming†virus I will try to control my compulsions, but would urge others to keep the common causes away from me till the symptoms subsides.
Again – accept my sincere apologies for anything I have said in the past to days
I can to a certain extend understand people wh don't wan't to give themselves a label.
db once described me as "very bisexual" and I disagreed.
My reasoning was that although I'm attracted to women and enjoy playing with them I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with another female - I like men too much
But there's a big gulf between not wanting to be labelled and being in denial
db once described me as "very bisexual" and I disagreed.
My reasoning was that although I'm attracted to women and enjoy playing with them I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with another female - I like men too much
But there's a big gulf between not wanting to be labelled and being in denial
Judy
you're quite right and I'd put money on it being these people who put moan posts in the Cafe that they've had no replies.
Yes I can understand people not wanting to put postcodes in their profile, but they can put this in their reply to you, but the rest is a mystery.
The one that amuses me most is the single straight guy looking for gay females - I just can't get my head round that one
you're quite right and I'd put money on it being these people who put moan posts in the Cafe that they've had no replies.
Yes I can understand people not wanting to put postcodes in their profile, but they can put this in their reply to you, but the rest is a mystery.
The one that amuses me most is the single straight guy looking for gay females - I just can't get my head round that one
Hiya UKTony
If you're just looking for social meets whille you're away it may be worth looking in the lets meet up to see if there are any social drinkies with compatible dates/areas.
You could also put your own post stating the area you will be in and seeing if anyone fancies a social get together - although this is sometimes easier once people have got to know you a bit on the forum :thumbup:
If you're just looking for social meets whille you're away it may be worth looking in the lets meet up to see if there are any social drinkies with compatible dates/areas.
You could also put your own post stating the area you will be in and seeing if anyone fancies a social get together - although this is sometimes easier once people have got to know you a bit on the forum :thumbup:
