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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by DJ200777
Do i detect just a hint of sarcasam HLB?

Sorry hun - Dawn just made me laugh.
As far as pics are concerned if your not confortable putting a face pic up choose a body shot or a nice bum pic lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
DJ some people only look at the ads quickly without looking at your profile so I suggest you ad a few basic things.
Age
The age of the ladies you are looking for
Your height
I don't remember seeing where you want to meet these ladies, your place or ?
Expland your likes or dislikes maybe dunno
You need to try and make it show a litte personality to make it stand out from the others.
Possibly a better pic confused

Other than that it's fine bolt
Pete that's a well balanced argument you've put across there :thumbup:
One comment I will add to this thread is something I haven't seen for a while, but does crop up every now and then.
You'll get someone who doesn't use the forum much start a thread moaning about:
"This is a sex site ffs. Why are you all just sat around here talking shite?"
the common consensus to these comments is usually:
a) yes we're swingers but that doesn't mean that's the only thing we talk about
b) If we talked about nothing else the forum would be stale and boring after a week
The feelings we all get when someone posts yet another thread about cock size or shaved balls rolleyes
If we sat here all day everyday posting "mines a pint please" I'm sure even the regulars of the GFZ would run out of things to say to each other
Quote by warwick
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
oooh you rotter hlb lol lol id keep a sharp lookout for tanks if i was you lol

Sorry it was there to be said - and I just can't resist temptation :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
An Aardvark with a shell? :shock: :shock: so, its the Armadillo thats the furry one then confused
Feck now I'm confused rolleyes

Me to confused
However the Aardvark Welfare Officer appears to have sneaked off for a crafty pint lol
Hiya tomodi
I have no idea what St3v3's talking about - far to technical
I just thought I'd pop in here to say :welcome:
:therethere: Dawnie
I have a present for you

I had this as my avatar for a few days and now have 3 pics of this in my profile.
It have helped a bit wink
Quote by Versace Vase
.. and all you well estabilished couples why do you insist on c#ck pictures. :bounce:

Quote by Marcuso
Hello you......long time no see
Have you seen this one mate?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/69627.html
Marcuso

Yep you may be needed to help burn Marcuso's new red shorts.
And have you seen the link in my signature (No not the idiot guide) lol
How about Queen - Another One bites the Dust?
For when Dave finally gets his delete and banning buttons.
Maybe we could issue the Mods with those big Kenny Everett style gloves they used to have on Gladiators to go with their Mod hats?
Quote by duncanlondon
Although eloquent, verbose and amusing, this is still just a moan, isn't it?

I think it's more constructive critisism.
If some of the people who moan about not getting a reply or meets read this - it can help them to improve their chances of getting a meet.
Take your point, but I think Kitkat put it up at the weekend for a reason.
Like all good things - if it's there constanly it becomes tedious when it's here all the time.
When it opens at 6pm on a Friday those that like it have something to look forward to. lol
Personally I don't often go in the GFZ thread - I posted my bollox elsewhere lol
But I have been in there occassionally when I've had a crap day and just want to have a laugh with friends and not have to think too much.
I don't "get" what the post count really has to do with it. dunno
In my mind we have different types of threads in the forum to suit people's personalities and moods. You get to see a different side of people in there - similarly to how you might if you went out with work collegues for the night.
Having said that the GFZ formally opens on a Friday so was it locked because someone opened it a day earlier? dunno
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Nomad, the make-up bit I can understand.... but WTF do you need a hairdryer for luv???
dunno
lol

I got plenty of hair :shock: ........................................ .just not on my head lol

You blow dry your arse? :shock:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Im frightened now cause Darkfire is taller than me, actually thinking about it, eveyone is taller than me confused

I'm not lol
Oooh She's laying down the gauntlet!!!!!! :happy:
Bagsy a ringside VIP seat!
btw Your pm box is sooooo gonna explode now :giggle:
Quote by Versace Vase
You see guys it just so easy, up to now ive got 137 replies by pm. All of them from HLB mind. lol

smackbottom
You are such a liar!!
I only sent 136 lol
Quote by fabio grooverider
i never met anyone who has actually sat thru grease 2..... that is barrel scraping... lol
now if anyone can beat that i would be surprised....

I sat through it twice and I sang along the second time redface
Quote by Versace Vase
:shock: Shh wink Ingnore her i turned her down.. ahem.. and she just wont leave me alone..ahem... mind that is a nice bum lol

Quote by fembernie
Bernie
Have you had a response regarding this yet?
Thought I'd give it a bumb as well :thumbup:

HLB - response from who? I have had your reply yes. lol
No reply from Admin PM though :cry:
Give 'em another day then start the less subtle tactics
HLB whispers to bernie
Start a thread in the Cafe:
Title: Cock Size
Text: Now that I've got your attention - where's my social thread gone

bolt
Quote by redwine_lover
Have booked hotel.....am def going on my own... anyone want to hold my hand and look after me?
redwinelover
xx

Now I've heard elsewhere that there's someone who'd like to hold something of yours lol