HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

2 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Point taken. This was my first forum and I guess it showed. Appologies to everyone, I'll sort out the way I act

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OI HLB stop copying! :P
/me covers her keyboard with her hand while typing...
:giggle:
Minx x x
kiss

Minxy
Sorry hun. So what wewriting next then? :giggle:

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Not tried tasting pussy, but I love boobs, love kissing (lips and boobs) and love the softness of a woman, so I supose I am a bit Bi and a bit straight Couldnt really care less what label anyone puts on it, so long as I am only doing what I enjoy and that the person/s I am doing it with also enjoy
Anyway, think we hijacked this enough for now :twisted:

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I'll grab myself a seat next to you and easyease.
Sorry for the additional hijacking redface

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by da69ve
Erm, what is bukkake party please.

Its just like tupperware party!
I may regret asking this, but exactly how is a bukkake party like a tupperware party dunno

Ohhh!.....don't ruin it for me......i really wanted them thinking it was just another name for tupperware!
I don't you'll get away with that lol

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by andy63
Point taken. This was my first forum and I guess it showed. Appologies to everyone, I'll sort out the way I act

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by da69ve
Erm, what is bukkake party please.

Its just like tupperware party!
I may regret asking this, but exactly how is a bukkake party like a tupperware party dunno

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2 Jan 2006

I was nice biggrin

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by andy63
Well if there are, Id ask them to get in touch!! I cant be the only one that gets fed up with the inefficiency of this site! Come on all you 40+ women, get in touch and lets get something going!

I didn't realise it was so inefficient. dunno

I've always done alright :twisted:

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2 Jan 2006

Hiya Ryan
:welcome: to the forum.
Hope you enjoy it here.

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by Cris0
Crikey HLB, I hadn't thought about it being too long and readers perhaps considering that Shaun was genuine. Ooops. Sorry!
For all those 141 peeps who've viewed the post.......PLEASE SCROLL DOWN!! :-)
Hope you all had a wonderful New Year. I'm hoping to kick off 2006 by getting back into the swinging malarkey and will be about in the Chatroom later this evening if anyone fancies a 'real time' conversation.
Cris0

You can talk in the chatroom in "realtime" blimey you are a fast learner :shock:
Ever since they changed it my screen just freezes.

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2 Jan 2006

Well from the whole site there's just to of you standing and the rest are still in their seats then lol

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2 Jan 2006

There's also the possibility that she prefers women dunno

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2 Jan 2006

Here's my contribution:

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by CuddlySimon
I like the one in the blue thing.

You mean this one?

It is rather yummy isn't it :twisted:
Not sure who it belongs to though? dunno

Would the owner of these pert buttocks please step forward?

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Just for Naughty Wigan Couple :twisted:

just for HLB
Guess who is a very happy bunny now?
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Awww thanks NWC kiss

The search button is definitely my friend today.
Now you just let me know if I've missed anything pervy in my quest for bodily parts smile

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2 Jan 2006

Just for Naughty Wigan Couple :twisted:

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2 Jan 2006

Hiya Kenby
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven
There's plenty of information in the advice thread and help that I'm sure you will find useful.
Just join in the fun and get to know us all and then if you're around think of asking for an invite to one of the munches that are stickied in the let's meet up forum.

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2 Jan 2006

Right men in uniform.
Where the hell are you all?? :twisted:

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Now, this is what I like to see - old fun threads resurrected for noobs to join in too - see, its not all doom & gloom !!
now, more bums please!!!

You may have noticed I'm on a bit of a bumbing mission today.
Got sick of hearing about postcodes and the non chatroom so I thought I'd bump up some of the old favourites and see if we could have a bit of fun.
Feel free to blow away some cobwebs in the archives and bump up any I've missed.
Oooh just had a thought - wonder if any firemen have joined recently?? :twisted:

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2 Jan 2006

Seriously though Dave
I know this may come as a shock, but somebody has to say it. There's no easy way to tell you so I'm going just blurt it out.
Breadsticks go stale!!!!!!
Now I know that's harsh but face it - you've lost them. They've gone to a far far better place.
If you need a shoulder to cry on you know I'm here for you

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2 Jan 2006

Hiya Dave
:welcome: to the site. Sorry you've had a rough time of it, but your question's a bit difficult to answer.
I don't know if you've mistook "swinging" to mean "people who are looking for a quick shag with anyone", but most of the couples who swing can do so because they have a solid, trusting and honest relationship.

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by bluexxx

I'll also appreciate if any fems/couples could teach me a thing or two.

So you are here for the sympathy shag. Thought so.
I'd just like to reiterate at this point (not just to gr8sex) that I and many other females join swinger sites to erm swing.
Believe it or not it's quite easy to get a shag in the vanilla world, but for some reason a lot of men seem to think we come here purely to teach - actually no. I'm incredibly selfish and if I'm going to shag people I want them to know what there doing

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2 Jan 2006

Right back at ya Steph wink

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2 Jan 2006

Oooh do I get a prize for guessing which threads coming next? :happy:

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2 Jan 2006

You don't have to ask - just get it in here.
The more bums the better biggrin

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
The real Neilinleeds
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/119065506942649d7949704.jpg
The cheap version

the likeness is uncanny. wonder if i could get royalties of channel 4 for nicking my image?
neil x x x ;)
No but they might be asking for some royalties from you :shock:

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by wild rose and the stag
can we come pleassssssssee

Of course you can.
And you should pay a visit to Swingers lane while you're up here wink

Quote by devondelight
Ok now I have met you two and feel more a part of the community I would love to be invited to the wedding too
Plus congratulations the pair of you .. think you have set a trend lol
DD

I'll put you on the list. It'll be nice to see you again :thumbup:

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by a_slipofthe_tounge
The junglepants book
white noisy pants
White pants cant jump
pants spotting
pants 22

King Pants

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2 Jan 2006

Quote by targaid
I thought of this one: Crazy Little Thing Called Muff.
Then thought about the lyrics:
This thing called muff I just can't handle it
This thing called muff I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called muff
This thing (this thing) called muff (called muff)
It cries (like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (woo woo)
It jives (woo woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called muff
There goes my baby
She knows how to Rock'n'Roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat
I gotta be cool relax get hip!
Get on my tracks
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called muff
I gotta be cool relax get hip!
Get on my track's
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called muff
This thing called muff I just can't handle it
This thing called muff I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called muff...
:twisted:

We might have to do a rendition of that one at the next munch :giggle:

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2 Jan 2006

I'm not sure your asking in the right place.
I know I don't speak for everyone here, but the reason I came to swinging heaven was because I have a high sex drive and am interested in different sexual experiences and activities.
I'm not sure what is "normal", but I generally think about sex quite a lot and when I'm not thinking about it I'm doing it so it's difficult to offer advice on why somebody wouldn't be interested in sex dunno

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2 Jan 2006

I'm fed up of looking at cocks so I found this in the SH Towers archives.
Now I think it's about time we had some newbies add their bums to the collection (and if Bloke wanted to add one it that would also be acceptable) lol

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