HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

2 Jan 2006

Quote by PoloLady
We were driving along all innocently ( as ya do ) when we came across this...

Unfortunately I need to find a new hosting site to show you what happened next :twisted: (the loading of pornographic material is strictly prohibited on the site I use apparently - and they have warned me about it more than once)

I thought you were fed up of seeing willies?
So come on wheres the evidence?

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2 Jan 2006

You've had 3 weeks ffs!!!!
If you've not fixed the breadstick by now I think it's a lost cause :giggle:

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1 Jan 2006

hmmm
I line tortilllas, but if it gets really late and I can't be bothered to put the oven on I like cheese and crakers or olives and feta cheese. smile

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1 Jan 2006

Oooh that's given me a thought.
We've had DJs and bouncer from this site at social events - now we have a chef wink

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1 Jan 2006

Hiya Daniel
:welcome: to the forum.
Hope you settling in well :thumbup:

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1 Jan 2006

Hiya :welcome: to the forum
Have a look around the forums and join in the banter. Once you've posted a bit, put your name down for some of the socials and munches.
Above all - have fun :thumbup:

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1 Jan 2006

Quote by fem_4_taboo
ok , im puzzled, what does keeping wood mean?
is it a sexual thing or is it really asking the question how do you look after wood , as in the stiff (sorry edit "stuff" )from trees????
xxx lou xxxx

Looks like you got it right before the edit lol

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1 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity
Paid me fifty squids to join this site because I became totally bored with the hum-drum of the Lycos/LIM scene. Met a few nice women there, but it seems that you pays for what you gets. These free/cheap sites are a-wash with middle aged woman with out of date photo's looking for an ego massage. .

Oh boy do I have bad news for you then! Up until very recently this was also a free site.....so if you get what you pay for, you just paid for more of the same! :shock: lol

Damn those middle aged women! :twisted:
I'm afraid it's true. The site was sold about a month ago and all the members who joined before that are still here for free.
So looks like you've not gained anything - justy lost 50 quid
btw my avatar photo is about 2 months old, but I don't think I've changed that much in the last 50 days wink

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1 Jan 2006

Hiya moving shadow :welcome: to the forum

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31 Dec 2005

I'm starting to wonder what Frecklebird's new kitchen looks like :twisted:
So when's the housewarming? :happy:

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31 Dec 2005

Hiya davedixon :welcome: to the forum
Personally I like reading the stories on the left hand side.
Have a read of those and you never know I may end up reading one you've written one day wink

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31 Dec 2005

Just finished painting my nails and poured myself a glass of wine. :happy:
I've got my fancy dress organised - belly dancer in January ffs
So are there any other people dressing up for New Year and if so what as?

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31 Dec 2005

About flucking time you got here!!!!!
Where've you been hiding for the past month? as if I didn't know wink

btw How's my brother? :giggle:

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31 Dec 2005

You're probably going to all kick me now, but I feel guilty so I'm going to say
Hello and :welcome: to the forum.
If we haven't frightened the life out of you, why not do a post in the cafe and telling us a bit about you biggrin

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31 Dec 2005

Hmmm interesting thought
Nice breakfast counter for me to be shagged over.
Powerful washing machine with a spot for me to sit on
I can't believe I'm getting horny thinking about a magnet kitchen. :shock:
What the hell have you done to me?

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31 Dec 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Very clever post Cris. I just hope that readers don't give up in disgust before the last bit.
Good luck,
Mike.

haha - I almost did...sat here skim-reading with the steam beginning to build and finger poised on the 'shoot down in flames button' redface

:twisted:
but that's my fault, just been over in LMU and Darkfire's non too impressed rolleyes

- now, have read Chris's post properly- and would like to say....... :welcome:
bloody good post hun! Welcome to SH! biggrin

I bet Dawnies fingers were poised over the Mod buttons :giggle:

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31 Dec 2005

Hiya Clare and Steve
Sorry we can't make this as we're at another social, otherwise we would've loved to come along :happy:
Looks like it's shaping up to be a good night out.
Hope you have a great night (and thought I'd give you a little bumb) wink

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31 Dec 2005

Glad to hear it Kent-Man :thumbup:

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31 Dec 2005

Google it

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31 Dec 2005

Well basically Frecklebird lost, but as Postie isn't here, we're not going to tell him and wax him anyway :twisted:

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31 Dec 2005

OMFG
I'm actually impressed!!!
Well done hun and :welcome: to the forum
Thanks for making me laugh wink

I'm sure you'll fit in just great.
But don't get excited just yet - looks like it's only the midlands girls who are awake
In Edit:
Steph can I nominate this guy for a SHAT award 2005 of best newcomer post? Unless I've drunk too much Chardonnay we still have a day to go!!! :happy:

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30 Dec 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Hi y'all, I'll be seeing postie later, any messages for him :rascal:
M

Tell him he's lost. He's lost even if he's won! He's got no chance - he'd lost even before he'd started.
Right! where are ya starting the waxing girls?? :twisted: :twisted:
Well I've got my waxing kit ready, so whenever HLB says the word is fine by me biggrin

Well it seems that you, I and Postie will all be in Doncaster next Saturday innocent

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30 Dec 2005

Quote by Dirtydinner
Well could be worse... she could get really in to chillies and tobasco.

If she gets another cock pic she just might :shock:

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30 Dec 2005

Quote by debbiewebs
OMG fantastic news :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
i wish you both all the best............i am in love to with a fantastic man!.one day we hope to get togtather just taking one step at a time...but boy do i miss him when i am not there holding him................Ok ok yes debs gone sloppy!

Now I know they've put something in the water as SH towers :giggle:

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30 Dec 2005

Quote by Squall_Lionheart
hardnhornyhotguy, I'm also in the same situation as yourself. I've heard a lot about Rio's Health Spa but just haven't gained the courage to go visit . Does anyone who has visited Rioâ€™s recommend it for single males new to the scene? Also for those who have visited, what were your experiences like there?

You might want to do a search for Rios. There have been events arranged though here for Rios.
Keep a look out. If you post and get known on here then you could go to Rios when there are other SH members there. Might make it less daunting

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30 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
In the Profile where you put what you're looking for can we have an option that says not looking? or just friendship. It would stop a lot of people receiving pm's when they don't want them.
Cali x

good one :thumbup:
I am starting to get sick of explaining that I don't have an ad.
I have minimum info on my profile and yet I still get people (not just single guys) saying " I read your ad" " love your ad"....
I DON'T HAVE A BLOODY AD! mad

edit - to add constructive comment.....
Could the profiles state that they are just profiles and not an ad and not an indication that the member/s is/are actively searching for anything from every Tom, Harry and Dick-head that works out how to look at them dunno

What about just adding a "free text" box to the profile page?
That would allow people to put exactly what they don't want e.g. cock pics and also people to put information about what they're into that isn't already allocated a tick box.
It could also be linked to the text field in the search facility allowing others with a specific interest to find a match.
Kill two birds with one stone and hopefully not too much work for the admin

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30 Dec 2005

Quote by Dirtydinner
Apparently above average and I know PoloLady would love it if you were to send her a set of photo of it. Perhaps one errect, one flacid (She particularly likes) and finally one with a brick on it. If you are really lucky you will be included in her coffee table book too!!

I really reallywouldn't do that - unless you turned on by the thought of having it stuffed with sage and onion :giggle:

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30 Dec 2005

Is this something that has changed today?

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30 Dec 2005

Hiya lpool2 :welcome: to the forum.
My screen looks exactly the same though so I'm not sure what you mean.
Are you talking about the forum, ads, the non-chatroom or everything? dunno

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30 Dec 2005

Quote by st3v3
I had a look at Mod edit as is a commercial website , its under construction, so pm me if you can help.

Now which naughty Mod edited an Admins post rotflmao

Dont worry St3v3, your now a certified plonker just like the rest of us lol

:gagged:
Oooh St3v3
You now have the ultimate SH status symbol!!!
You've been certified by Naughty Wigan Couple worship

The other Admin are gonna be soooo jealous :giggle:
I would put it in your signature if I were you wink

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