Quote by Phoenix
HLB, you forgot
Got a sexy bum avatar ...... you get sent a cock shot
here's my big cock
Phoenix that's quite and impressive cock you have there!!!
I might keep that one
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Over 90 days ago
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Straight Female, 66
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Quote by akmanchester
hey... funny women don't want to see "cock shots" you say. Is that why most ads are about "vwe" or "we" or "over 7 inches"? Also how many ads ask specifically for proof of endowment?
I understand if people want to see a cock shot you send them a cock shot.
What I can'tunderstand is:
You say no cock shots - you get sent a cock shot
You say send a face pic - you get sent a cock shot
You don't have an add - you get sent a cock shot
You have no add and your profile says no cock shots - they send you a cock shot.
Quote by freckledbird
Glad I didn't make a difference.
When and where's the forfeit? When and where's the forfeit? :evil2:
Does this mean we don't get to wax Postie?
If you don't tell him I lost, neither will I
FB wanders off to find her waxing kit
Yipeee!!!
You get the waxing kit and I'll keep him away from this thread until after the Yorkshire Munch
It's a deal
Hee Hee Hee :evil2: I love it when a plan comes together
Quote by freckledbird
Glad I didn't make a difference.
When and where's the forfeit? When and where's the forfeit? :evil2:
Does this mean we don't get to wax Postie?
If you don't tell him I lost, neither will I
FB wanders off to find her waxing kit
Yipeee!!!
You get the waxing kit and I'll keep him away from this thread until after the Yorkshire Munch
Kry I know you're upset hunnie, but you can't seriously believe that if someone places an add they should have to play with whoever responds.
If you're going to swing you have to accept rejection, but try not to take it personally. It isn't necessarily about looks, it's about how you get on, how you come across in your ads.
It can also be just simply who you "click" with - and there's no way of knowing that when somebody is writing their criteria for an add.
Chin up.
If you're going to swing you have to accept rejection, but try not to take it personally. It isn't necessarily about looks, it's about how you get on, how you come across in your ads.
It can also be just simply who you "click" with - and there's no way of knowing that when somebody is writing their criteria for an add.
Chin up.
Quote by freckledbird
eden is so crap and a weast of money and you don't even see pussy how crap it that yes we need a swining club in derby
:shock:
So you think you should be guaranteed a look at pussy if you go in a swinging club?
Someone tell me exactly why it's a good idea to go when there are people like this in there?
Frecklebird, Eden isn't a swinging club it's a lapdancing club.
I think he means that if you pay for a lapdance you'd expect to see pussy - well I would anyway :giggle:
Quote by Darkfire
please iss can I come ????
maybe I give you the lapdance this time lol
ooooooooo for a lapdance, I'm anybodies........;)
your more than welcome, name added and note in diary for lapdance booking
lmao Feklar - you've done it this time!! front row seat ticket for the lapdance a la Feklar please??
Oii!!! Feklar
I seem to remember you promising me a dance not long ago??
The next social event we're both at I think you said
Quote by ian_redrooster
The reverse also appiles......
If you are a straight couple, would you answer an ad from a bi-curious guy- unsure if he really wanted to be with just you or your wife?
I am a bi-curious guy (no experience) and as such put that on my profile. However as I do not feel it is something that I must discover about myself right now I thought it could be mis-interpreted, and have since removed it.
I can't see why it would be an issue.
Swinging is all about respecting peoples boundaries. You are very rarely going to find a match with people who all like the same things all at the same time.
For instance if a couple place an ad for another couple but just want oral, would that mean that anyone whose ever enjoyed full sex shouldn't reply? Of course not - as long as they're happy not to have full sex on that occasion it wouldn't be an issue
Quote by SuperDave
Right- so not a brilliant idea then. Sounded extremely good to me.
So, any other solutions to help ?
Btw, thanks for the replies- that was the point- even if it does make me look like a heartless git!
Back to the drawing board tehn- lol
Well done for taking the constructive criticism constructively. :thumbup:
I think it sounded good to you because it was yourfantasy.
Try and imagine if your wife had a secret fantasy of seeing you get shagged by another bloke so she posted on here asking for one to come and join you?
Take the advice given, take it slowly and talk to each other about your fantasies. You can then progress on to talking about which fantasies you both would like to make a reality!!!!
