HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

28 Dec 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I've just got back after an extended absence and found my bed's still warm :shock: :shock: :shock:
So, come on........who's been making rumpy pumpy in my bed? :huh:

Maybe it was one of the 3 bears dunno

Quote by EagerSlut
And.............I've been replaced by a f*****g sandcastle on the SH Calendar! :confused: :confused:

A sandcastle!!!!
Sweetie they can't replace you with a sandcastle - that's just wrong!!!
A pink thong maybe, but not a sandcastle bolt

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28 Dec 2005

There's some good advice there on what you've done wrong, now he's a bit on how to do it right imho.
Like Davej says, you ad is telling people all the negative things about you.
If you were advertising you car for sale, would you put in the advert all the good things about it or all the things that were wrong with it?
Try to draw attention to what you have to offer to people.
And join in on the forum. Let people get to know you :thumbup:

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27 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Apologies If I have lowered the tone, but in what way haveI done this?

Dont think it wasnt aimed at you, it was more around that Da69ve above you with his tissues wink

Apologies Topmark I didn't make that clear. My comments were aimed at the very naughty Dav69e.
:welcome: to the forum sweetie wink

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27 Dec 2005

Quote by davej
I know HLB... I know, its been mentioned before, I just cant help myself. Truth be known I'm just a cuddly ol' bunny really

Cuddly ol' bunny???
More of a spikey ol' pineaple I think :giggle:

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27 Dec 2005

Well you know how to take constructive criticism and you got a sense of humour.
I'd say your off to a good start now :thumbup:
:welcome: to the forum

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27 Dec 2005

Quote by davej
There ya go tiger, the guys are giving you some decent advice about presenting yourself in the written form now all you need to do is point me in the direction of your picture or advert and I can give you an honest opinion on just how butt ugly you are.

DaveJ you are sooooo mean
But you make me laugh wink

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27 Dec 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Steph
I once posted that your stories should come with a health warning. I'm gonna have to say the same about your posts!!!
You do realise db's not back for another week and I'm all horned up now.

Awwwwwwwww HLB so you don't fancy seeing the intro to the latest chapter then BEFORE it gets a little hot? wink

Steph

Erm....
Let me think...
Oh go on then you talked me into it :giggle:

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27 Dec 2005

Congratulations on joining the "Gobsters Brigade" lol

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27 Dec 2005

Steph
I once posted that your stories should come with a health warning. I'm gonna have to say the same about your posts!!!
You do realise db's not back for another week and I'm all horned up now.

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27 Dec 2005

Pebbles
Could you pm me a list of hotels that still have availability?
Knew I'd forgot to do something :doh:

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27 Dec 2005

Lowering the tone yet again I see!!!!

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27 Dec 2005

I wpuld like to nominate Sexysteph and Naughty Wigan Couple for their efforts in welcoming newbies kiss

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26 Dec 2005

Quote by da69ve
I think you are definately onto a winner with this Post Tommy.
Women are going to be falling over themselves especially as you have called them meat, what women in her right mind is not going to get turned on by a man referring to them as meat
Might borrow this one myself.................................not

Its also possible he means "meet"....but just spelt it wrong! wink

Da69ve - the voice of reason am I in the twilight zone?:giggle:

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26 Dec 2005

I'm reading between the lines a bit here, but from what you've said she doesn't seem that comfortable talking about sex.
You say she's got a high sex drive, but she's submissive because she likes you to take the lead.
She likes watching porn.
She's thought abput threesomes.
IMHO I think this could be an issue with upbringing and what she's used to. It seems to me that she has sexual desires that maybe shes embarassed about or feels are wrong.

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26 Dec 2005

Quote by debbiewebs
ooo your all creeps just want ing to get into me knickers i no

I never creep wink

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26 Dec 2005

And they say women are bitchy!!!! smackbottom

Play nice guys kiss

Hi Tommy :welcome: to the forum
They do have a point though bolt

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26 Dec 2005

Quote by triptix

(2) whoever said the white thing is clearly a comedian and should try and do some stand up.

Well I thought it was funny biggrin

I don't know if you meant me or the person who said "the thing on your face", but I was actually being serious. I did have a massive crush on adam ant and quite like your pic hun kiss

HLB rather mortified at the thought of accidentally upsetting someone :cry:

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26 Dec 2005

Hi Bustylady
I'll put you on the reserve list for now.
If there's a regular and active forum or chat room member that can vouch for you please pm me. :thumbup:

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26 Dec 2005

Nah!
Never heard of you :shock:

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24 Dec 2005

Just so I've got this straight.
1. Are you a couple or a single?
2. Are you looking for single fems for you and your missus?
3. Are you looking for couples/fems for meets with just yourself?
Apologies but I am blonde.

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23 Dec 2005

A good spanking maybe wink

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23 Dec 2005

Think I must have had a glass too many!!
I've now got an image of the emoticon's mutating!!!!! :shock:
For example:
What would happen if.......
:silly: started shagging :happy: ????
Have I lost the plot?? redface

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23 Dec 2005

Hiya
Carry on with post like that and you'll be fine! :thumbup:
Just join in here and get to know people

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23 Dec 2005

Well judging by the patience the mods have shown recently it must have been a doozy!!!

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23 Dec 2005

Just an idea but why don't you show her this site?
If you take her to a club she may feel your pushing her into something, but if you tell her about your curiosities about swinging and just let her read some of this she can have a look in the comfort of her own home with no pressure. She may find it "less seedy" - a bunch of us playing pictionary, and just general chit chat.

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23 Dec 2005

Another applicant for the SH Charm School I believe rolleyes

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23 Dec 2005

Quote by easy
Not sure yet if we'll be able to come or not so can you pencil us in and we'll let you know later?

Consider youselves pencilled :thumbup:

Quote by HornyRed
Dammie and HLB it would be an honour if me & dino were to be invited to the wedding of the year. :inlove:
Knowing the both of you, i just know it will a great day and a wild party afterwards. :cheers:
H, red & dino.
xx

Be Great to see you both again kiss

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22 Dec 2005

Quote by surreycontacts2
not that good looking, you have a massive white thing on your face - might be embarrasing for anyone out on a date with him - bit of a disaspointment for the competition winner . . .
pobably best to put your postings in the ad's section rather than feeding yourself to the lions in the forum
SC

I like the white thing. It reminds me of Adam ant. I used to have a major crush on him as a kid redface

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20 Dec 2005

Aww sweetie kiss

that is such a lovely post!!!
I think we should frame it and hang it in the reception here at SH Towers for all newbies to see.
:clappingemoticonrequired:

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20 Dec 2005

Lancy went away without getting permission :shock:
Get down to the SH Towers dungeon. :twisted:
Welcome back hun wink

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