Quote by racer3
have you noticed..........it seems no matter how much tuition you give, most ladies never seem to get it quite right. They seem to have problems with grip, speed, tension etc. This is not to say that their efforts are unpleasant but now and again their enthusiasm can lead to some pain. i am sure us blokes are so good because of our unlimited practice facilities and equally sure that the ladies feel that we are not as good as themselves when it comes to pleasuring them by hand. Of course there are exceptions

Well i have never had any problems or complaints, i get good results everytime.
My first thoughts on this were, why wank the man, when you can suck it :twisted:
Practice makes perfect, and what pleasure & fun practicing can be
H,red x

Quote by naughtynymphos1
One for the ladies (and the 'curious' amongst you)

Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohhh bloody hell, why is there alweays a good fight when i'm at work?
who won then?

WTFare you doing up at this time?

Quote by GenHertsCpl
im 5 ft 2 and 34DD, is that ok?? lol

Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohhh bloody hell, why is there alweays a good fight when i'm at work?
who won then?

Quote by neilinleeds
hi im new here, i guess youre all really friendly but seeing a threat titled Who Wants a Fight kind of confused me a little...
im sure your'e all lovely... :lol:

Quote by Alex_Female
I don't feel guilty about spending money on myself, its MY money and I will do with it what I wish to.
If I don't put myself first and foremost, then no-one else will

Quote by Pete_sw
Right Sarge its time to pick your punishment :twisted:

I could cook you.

Dinos fly squadron will attack.

Hornyred chainsaw massacre.

Shoot you.

Rip saw you in half.

I could put you through a shredder, no traces left.

Run you over with my tank.
Pick your own sticky ending to your sad life.
H, red will now perpare for the celebration party
No more Sarge keys he he he

Quote by Glasgowfella
Erm dino and red?
Id just like to say that after seeing that ive decided not to fight with sarge, just in case i have to take on the winners ULP, hmmmm mind you could you have a bash at my belly with that circular saw?

Quote by Amber
Think it may be time for tougher tactics!!!
bend over Sarge and take it like a man :wink:

Quote by Calista
So, who bonks on a bed like this ??????

Quote by little gem
Little Gem

Quote by Amber
Amber hates being tickled so in return she strips sarge of his uniform and ties him to her bed..and with hornyred's assistance twists his nipples and blow raspberries on his tummy until he begs for mercy.....

Quote by Pete_sw
Pete_sw wonders what happened to all the glorious machine guns, rifles, grenade launchers and missiles from the last "FIGHT" thread he was involved in

Quote by debz4u
Nughty nymphos .
:

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge looks around to see where Scaredy Pants HornyRed has hidden!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Quote by blonde
TJandChris ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quote by Amber
Sarge twangs Ambers bra strap then teaks her nose!! :P :P :P
stuartrossy1 - Look up there!! :kick: :kick: :kick: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Quote by stuartrossy1
Wham , Bam , Pow , Thwack, Kazaam

Quote by neilinleeds
defintely something with sparkly bits on! we like sparkly, oh yes!
tassles are good too! must have sparkly tassles!
oh . . . and dangly bits . . . preferably in pink!
kinda pink sparkly tassles in a size too small . . .
. . . . then i can nick it and add it to my collection!
:bounce: :D :bounce: :D
he he he! ;)

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come on then!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Put em up!! :sparring: :sparring:

Anytime, Bilky boy :lol:
Would be a pleasure to fight you, especially because your a red trafford rangers fan
Get in the ring bilky.

Quote by Calista
Little Gem

Quote by Darkfire
Alexandra ??

Quote by blonde
Gizza clue ???
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx