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Come on then!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Put em up!! :sparring: :sparring:
Aww earlier I might have but now I'm off for a bath
:kick: :boxing:
bolt
C x
Quote by Calista
Aww earlier I might have but now I'm off for a bath
:kick: :boxing:
bolt
C x

Coward!! confused :? :?
Get back here and fight like a man!! :? :? :? :? :? wink
are we talking naked rolling around on the floor or a proper fist fight????
wink :wink: :wink:
this isn't a very constructive thread is it
mal will be along in a min to lock it rolleyes
/me thwacks Sarge with a good right hook to the bollox, then scuttles away like the cowardly spazz she is.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Aww earlier I might have but now I'm off for a bath
:kick: :boxing:
bolt
C x

Coward!! confused :? :?
Get back here and fight like a man!! :? :? :? :? :? wink
LMAO Morbius just looked at me ... looked at the screen and said .... "does he know you at all?"
I have no idea what he means, but he mumbled something along the lines of "would be a brave man who took you on in a rage"
Aww I'm an :angel: really
Cx
OH sooo up for one of those right now :boxing: duel smackbottom :jagsatwork: :sparring: :sparring: :boxing:
ang on a minit sarge .............. didnt you, me, Happy Cats, Postie and a few others used to do this in the Steam Room? dunno
OK furballs ............... we're ready for ya :duel:
Sarge twangs Ambers bra strap then tweaks her nose!! :P :P :P
stuartrossy1 - Look up there!! :kick: :kick: :kick: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come on then!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Put em up!! :sparring: :sparring:

Anytime, Bilky boy lol :lol:
Would be a pleasure to fight you, especially because your a red trafford rangers fan rolleyes
Get in the ring bilky.

:lol: :lol:
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/me thwacks Sarge with a good right hook to the bollox, then scuttles away like the cowardly spazz she is.


Sarge crumples in a heap on the floor with two lumps in his throat just as cowardly Pete_sw throws a punch from behind. This misses Sarge and catches Vix right on the nose!!!

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by stuartrossy1
Wham , Bam , Pow , Thwack, Kazaam

You watching Batman?
Cx
Quote by stuartrossy1
Wham , Bam , Pow , Thwack, Kazaam

Not scared rolleyes missed by miles lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge twangs Ambers bra strap then teaks her nose!! :P :P :P
stuartrossy1 - Look up there!! :kick: :kick: :kick: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Amber's bra comes undone......so she sticks her boobies in his face and tries to suffocate him while he struggles to be free............. :twisted:
Quote by HornyRed
Come on then!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Put em up!! :sparring: :sparring:

Anytime, Bilky boy lol :lol:
Would be a pleasure to fight you, especially because your a red trafford rangers fan rolleyes
Get in the ring bilky.

:lol: :lol:
Sarge whips HR's City shirt off and tweaks her left nipple, then follows that up with a Chinese Burn on her right wrist!!
:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Quote by Amber
Sarge twangs Ambers bra strap then teaks her nose!! :P :P :P
stuartrossy1 - Look up there!! :kick: :kick: :kick: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Amber's bra comes undone......so she sticks her boobies in his face and tries to suffocate him while he struggles to be free............. :twisted:
Amber, great work wink
I will tie his ankles together :twisted: and cuffs on his wrists.
He will be ours :twisted:
Easy.
Quote by stuartrossy1
Wham , Bam , Pow , Thwack, Kazaam

You watching Batman?
Cx
I am Batman!! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah BATMAN!!!
My spider sense thinks you're dellusional!
Spidey x
Postie :shock: HC confused: you watchin this :?:
Yawn :sleeping:
Come on ffs, wheres the good ole fighting spirit? ......... eh?
Quote by Amber
Sarge twangs Ambers bra strap then teaks her nose!! :P :P :P
stuartrossy1 - Look up there!! :kick: :kick: :kick: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Amber's bra comes undone......so she sticks her boobies in his face and tries to suffocate him while he struggles to be free............. :twisted:
Sarge begs for more!! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by stuartrossy1
Cx

I am Batman!! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah BATMAN!!!
My spider sense thinks you're dellusional!
Spidey x
that would be my bat sense you are sensing I use it to sense crimes in the city as they are happening. Wait .....a crime is being committed now like being on this chat forum at this late hour, quick robin to the bat mobile!!
tell me about it :shock: gotta get up for work tomorrow as well ..... still got my bug though :cry: :cry: was gonna go for a bath about an hour ago!!!!
C x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge twangs Ambers bra strap then teaks her nose!! :P :P :P
stuartrossy1 - Look up there!! :kick: :kick: :kick: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Amber's bra comes undone......so she sticks her boobies in his face and tries to suffocate him while he struggles to be free............. :twisted:
Sarge begs for more!! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Amber wonders whether Sarge is enjoying this too much and removes her boobies and twangs his g string instead...
Sarge looks around to see where Scaredy Pants HornyRed has hidden!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Pete_sw wonders what happened to all the glorious machine guns, rifles, grenade launchers and missiles from the last "FIGHT" thread he was involved in dunno
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge looks around to see where Scaredy Pants HornyRed has hidden!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Hornyred is here biggrin
I was preparing my collection of whips, paddles and other implements of pain.
Sarge, you must return my PM.
Otherwise i will punish your man hood. ( what there is of it )
Hijack over..
Fight time
I'm waving the white flag here ... not because I'm scared of Sarge but because my hubby has dropped a nuclear sized fart in a warm room and I'm genuinely fearful that I might not survive before the air returns!
:huh: blink
Cx
Quote by Pete_sw
Pete_sw wonders what happened to all the glorious machine guns, rifles, grenade launchers and missiles from the last "FIGHT" thread he was involved in dunno

Sarge gets out his secret weapon - a wet kipper, and smacks Pete on the head, just to make him feel better!!
Amber gives Pete-sw a for being naughty and trying to turn her sex fight into a proper war!!!!
Quote by Pete_sw
Pete_sw wonders what happened to all the glorious machine guns, rifles, grenade launchers and missiles from the last "FIGHT" thread he was involved in dunno

Waiting and preparing for Sarge to attack rolleyes
Im so scared :shock: NOT.
Quote by HornyRed

Oh HornyRed worship ... were you psychic when you posted this?
Sarge tickles the back of Ambers knees and giggles openly!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: