Im going tarting :twisted: :rascal:
hwoar: Have fun, naughty step peeps
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HornyRed
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
Bisexual Male, 55
UK
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Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I dont want to be on the bloody step :shock:
You have got no right to do this
Dawn come here, ill whisper
Dino, my knight in shining armour, promised to rescue us, and take us far away. We will be safe, but most of all we will be blonde free :wink:
:rotflmao: There is no such thing as a blonde free zone !!!Now sit down and shurrup !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You don't scared me Sam, I'm waiting on Dino :smug:
:flipa: :flipa:Dawn where is Dino our knight in shining armour, he should be taking us away from all this ?
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Have just had a pm about Dawn_Mids ............. farter extraordinaire !!! she is on the step too !!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OI - whoever pmmed you lied :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Own up, which bastard is spreading rumours
Bet it was that nasty Steveg
:lol2:
Dawn, just run away from her
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Well i am refusing to go on the naughty step
To many bloody rules for me.
Blonde sneak away with me, lets have some fun :P
It makes absolutely no difference if you refuse ............... infact you are punished for refusing ............. so you are on the naughty step and you are the naughty step GAMES MISTRESS !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sorry blonde, i am not going on the naughty step. No, no & no :roll:
Im busy being busy :roll:
cya :wave:
Sex God
Quote by northwest-cpl
Im here if you need a chat.
Stay there and whisper. I'll still be able to hear you from the other end of Manchester, even with my deaf aid turned down.
Yes, and dont you forget it.
No peace for you now.....
:lol: Hornyred will start her nagging very soon, you know how much i can go on nagging for. I can nag more than you can stand. :wink:
Sex God
Quote by northwest-cpl
I certainly dont need a book to tell me how to measure maggots, which are probably less than 1 centimetre.
Just don't try and bite off more than you can chew, although with your gob that shouldn't be a problem.
You said it for me
Saying that, a door mouse could bite your maggot off.
Its about time you got over this inadequate self consious problem you have with your genitals
Im here if you need a chat. :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by northwest-cpl
LOL , i think i need a copy of that NW!!
Sorry but hornyred's bought them all, her need was greater than yours. :giggle:
My needs
i dont have any needs, why would i ? I certainly dont need a book to tell me how to measure maggots, which are probably less than 1 centimetre.
Keep your book
Mr Meldrew, its time for your tiny thing to be measured.
Relax yourself, i have had loads of practice, all large tho. This little fellow should be no problem.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by northwest-cpl
Hey, i thought i would bump into Meatyfaceache, Victor Meldrew & MCB, are they here yet.
Come on in boys, i will measure your maggots :twisted:
Dont be shy, we all know that you three needle dicks will be fighting it out for Gold, silver & bronze :twisted:
the 3 tossers
If you insist
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Wow :shock: :shock: :shock: its much bigger than i thought you had :wink:
Next maggot :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red?
Of course :wink:
It will be firmer, bigger, stiffer & longer lasting.
It will be much better than the three maggot men
Amateurs them 3 :roll:
whooo hooo i've pulled :bounce:
Where is sleazy the pervy pic collector :roll: ( Real man )
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:
:shock:
meaty?
Its a possibility, it doesnt look very meaty to me
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:fekin cheek, might have to deny you the pleasure of my meaty treat now
What fucking Meaty treat :roll:
Im devastated now :cry: :cry: :cry:
Anyway we all have to be good & quiet now :roll: :roll:
thread locking :roll: sit in the corner & dont move.
