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12 Dec 2005

Hey, i thought i would bump into Meatyfaceache, Victor Meldrew & MCB, are they here yet.
Come on in boys, i will measure your maggots :twisted:
Dont be shy, we all know that you three needle dicks will be fighting it out for Gold, silver & bronze :twisted:
lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
the 3 tossers wink

wink

12 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
Hey Dambuster, I havent played Rugby in years but used to while serving in the Army, should I be scared ? He He He

If you still have the thighs, and/or can still get into your old uniform - run like fLuck now while you've still a chance bolt

bolt

OI

mad

:x :x Dammie, do me a favour and go play in another thread :shock:
What are you playing at, what will you achieve rolleyes

rolleyes

Why are you warning all the ex soldiers/fireman & rugby men ? dunno

dunno

On your way now dammie wave

wave

12 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
You'll be safe enough provided your not a firefighter or rugby player

SSSSHHHHHHHH :gagged:
Shut it Dammie :twisted:

12 Dec 2005

12 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
Dammie get the teas in mate there off :grin:

I'm thinking of getting between them again :twisted:
No fighting rolleyes

rolleyes

I won, end of story wink

wink

Donna muppet is busy now anyway lol

lol

rotflmao

Then as victor - it's your turn for the next pictionary :wink:
Angel chat can do the next one.
I just wanted you to say " I won" :P :P :P
Its over to you Donna muppet :roll:

12 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
Dammie get the teas in mate there off :grin:

I'm thinking of getting between them again :twisted:
No fighting rolleyes

rolleyes

I won, end of story wink

wink

Donna muppet is busy now anyway lol

lol

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

I'm staying out of this for a while so you two can fight it out.
*pictionary will be suspended for a short time while the "entertainment" continues (and I get all pervy while watching) :twisted:

Sorry folks, but they will be no catfight rolleyes

rolleyes

Donnamuppet will do as i tell her wink

wink

rotflmao

You wish!!!! flipa

flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
I wont tell you again, you will make me shout mad

mad

a lot :x

12 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster

I'm staying out of this for a while so you two can fight it out.
*pictionary will be suspended for a short time while the "entertainment" continues (and I get all pervy while watching) :twisted:

Sorry folks, but they will be no catfight rolleyes

rolleyes

Donnamuppet will do as i tell her wink

wink

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Be pedantic Db, it's French Kiss :P
HR...

I got it right :flipa: your not claiming that one :kissmyarse:
Did you get the exact title? I think not... get it right next time instead of nearly right rolleyes

rolleyes

Dont get cheeky :twisted: Donnamuppet :P

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Be pedantic Db, it's French Kiss :P
HR...

I got it right :flipa: your not claiming that one :kissmyarse:

12 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster

Erm is it "French kissing"

Hmmmm - Should I be pedantic, or lenient ?????
Be what you would like :roll:

12 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
Queer as Folk ????

Yes

wink

To be fair - HLB got that one, but as she's gone away to work now (for 3 feckin days ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :cry: ) I'll post one she prepared earlier in the best Blue Peter tradition.
It's film.

Erm rolleyes

rolleyes

is it "French kissing" dunno

dunno

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Our Christmas decorations are coming out of the loft a week today :twisted:

A week today :shock: :shock:
Today would be much better :P :P

12 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
Queer as Folk ????

Yes

wink

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
My contribution -

OMG :shock: :shock:
Wait till dicko sees this :shock:

12 Dec 2005

Quote by blonde
Is It a film ???
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

TV series

wink

12 Dec 2005

Quote by sleazy
aww thank you hun x x x

Perv

wink

12 Dec 2005

Happy Birthday wink

wink

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Happy Cats

Especially for MCB

Yes, I do get it, and no I am not!
rotflmao

rotflmao

Ignore him rolleyes

rolleyes

Not worth it mate :wink: :wink:

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Nice isnt it, when everyone doubts your intentions or sobriety!
I can be nice and warm and cuddly too you know!
And no HR, I'm not after anything!

Shame :P :P :twisted:
I was hoping you were :cry: it is my birthday after all.
xx
No, thats when all your birthdays come at once!
When will that be rolleyes

rolleyes

im not a patient person, as you well know.
When you have proved yourself to me and that bloody Dicko, Dimo, Dildo puts the record straight about me coming out in Wigan last week!
:lol:
But thats unfair on me, i was telling everyone to ignore dicko wink

wink

Trust me, not dicko tho.
x

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Nice isnt it, when everyone doubts your intentions or sobriety!
I can be nice and warm and cuddly too you know!
And no HR, I'm not after anything!

Shame :P :P :twisted:
I was hoping you were :cry: it is my birthday after all.
xx
No, thats when all your birthdays come at once!
When will that be rolleyes

rolleyes

im not a patient person, as you well know.

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Nice isnt it, when everyone doubts your intentions or sobriety!
I can be nice and warm and cuddly too you know!
And no HR, I'm not after anything!

Shame :P :P :twisted:
I was hoping you were :cry: it is my birthday after all.
xx

12 Dec 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Happy Birthday to one of the nicest and most genuine of people you could meet!

OMG OMG :shock: :shock: :shock:
What has happened to my mate MCB, what have you done with him ?
Your a Happycats imposter :shock: :shock: :shock:
Everything you said is true tho wink

wink

Thanks mate xxxx

11 Dec 2005

Quote by dambuster
Yep -your turn

:shock: My turn :shock:
Dino can do it :wink:

11 Dec 2005

Is it

rolleyes

Debbie does dallas wink

wink

11 Dec 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
I've just been told you don't deserve another post as he personally responded to a text and it was nice :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

Bad Jas, using my Timmy weakness confused

confused

Unfair.
Go away perv, no more pics for you he he he :shock:

11 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Him'n'Her? Oh hang on, we've had their kitchen already.... erm.... I'll be back with another guess

Dont bother rolleyes

rolleyes

im not answering you. :roll:
You owe me a PM mad

mad

11 Dec 2005

Quote by blonde
coz I am off for a shower :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

We want shower pic wink

wink

11 Dec 2005

Quote by blonde

Sorry forgive me
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No :cry: :cry:
Im not coming to the naughty step with you now :kissmyarse:

11 Dec 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
sleaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy red wants to see me tits

Yes, i want to see your tits wink

wink

Ive not seen them for a few hours silly

silly

hwoar: