Quote by naughtynymphos1
personally i liked the bread avatar:lol2:
Dont be so silly
Anyway, the bluexxx loaf is now toast
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HornyRed
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
Bisexual Male, 55
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I didn't know you were ill - I'd have brought grapes and flowers round!!! :shock: :shock:
Glad to see you're back to full fitness .............. I think!!:? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Stick your grapes up your own arse, you owe me a pm reply
Can i keep the flowers please.
x
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Quote by bluexxx
OK - who wants to see the pervy version???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I seen bluexxx black and white pic,then a pervy one too he he he
:P :P :P :P
Happy Hornyred now :rascal:
I wonder if ill get more pics, if i sit here being a good girl with loads of patience.
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Quote by JudyTV
I told bluexxx in Pm, my thoughts on her new pic :rascal: :rascal:
I wonder if they have more pics :grin:
Better than bluexxx loaf av
Errr,,, I have seen over 50 in total :P and not all are soft focus either
Judy
Hard ones then :grin:
Dont send pic to jas-tim, see my sig :shock:
Abuse.
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Quote by neilinleeds
OK - who wants to see the pervy version???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
does the pope shit in the woods?
H'red? you're being very greedy lately! didn't your mum teach you to share?
neil x x x ;)
I am well past the sharing stage, im feeling needy with selfish streak.
It will go soon, if i get lucky :grin:
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Quote by Darkfire
Sorry, wasnt aware you were not well HR
but, tis good to hear you're ok now
so, more banter with Debbiewebs then?? you two make me:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and if that's you when you're not fully 'up to speed', I cant wait to see you when you're firing on all cylinders! Good on ya Gal :thumbup:
Debbiewebs easy prey for me, even when i was ill.
I can verbally insult her all day long, without any effort.
She is a fool just being here, all i do is show SH how stupid she really is.
Stupidness on legs.
:lol: Shes great really :thumbup:
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Quote by PoloLady
Well I am very glad to hear it is all sorted now....
Must be clubbing time then :twisted:
All my diary dates need filling clubs, parties and whatever. PM me.
My dialacock book is out and ready for action, I have room for new numbers
Polo get back to me when your free, lets get busy.
XXXX
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Quote by neilinleeds
Hmmm looks like he is second in line for a mancgirl bitch slap!
One female manc slap will be plenty for Neil
But i will be keeping an eye on him :shock:
H, red x
look you. you can't pick on me. we're shoulder to shoulder, leeds and the city, all lads ((( and lasses ))) together!
i reckon we should pick on sarge, so leave me alone!
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U!
scum scum scum!
*points and laughs at the Man U*
neil x x x ;)
Listen to me Neilwholivesfuckknowswhere, i can and i will pick on you, until you help my Dino.
Hornyred will not stand shoulder to shoulder with leeds ever, for what reason :shock:
But it would be a great pleasure in singing the song slagging the reds off.
Im stood as high possible, wanting Sarge, to walk in with his grumpy united face.
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U!
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Quote by neilinleeds
OMG i didn't even know she'd been poorly i don't think? my memory's piss poor at the best of time, but . . . .
Nothing wrong with your memory hun.
Quote by neilinleeds
made up for H'redbut feel damned sorry for you dino! poor bugger! all that pent up frustrations gonna come out somewhere, and looks like you're gonna get it bigtime mate? :scared:
neil x x x ;)
Thx babe xx
Why dont you offer some help to your mate Dino , maybe he will need some time off, from me so he can rest. Dino needs your help !!
:twisted:
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Quote by mistress_sassy
Awww poor Mrs HC,
We have joined together as the manc girls who will not tolerate your attitude & comments regarding Manchester. We are more annoyed because its from MCB who comes from the sheep shagging land better known as Yorkshire. People from ths land know nothing worth getting excited about.
So MCB be prepared for a double Manchester bitch slap, thats a promise.
Mrs HC will understand after i explain MCBs behaviour, which will give her no intention to help him.
Dino will be keeping her busy :P
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Quote by neilinleeds
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Sarge is somehow distracted and walks into the door, knocking himself unconcious!!
Ha! what a feckin' pussy you are! didn't even have to smack you one round the chops! bet i could blow on you and you'd fall over, you manchester soft as shite person!
neil x x x :P
p.s. sorry i'm tipsy, and think i can actually fight and stuff! like i'm THAT hard i am!
:sparring: 
Oh Mr bossy Neil, you can slag of sarge all day long, but leave manc out of it.
Sarge doesn1t count as being a manc, trafford rubbish red thngs.
Neil stop and think for a minute,
Your couln`t fight your own cold, stop chatting shit.
Neil you are not hard at all, not even close.
Silly tipsy Neilnolongerinleedsbutisnowsomewhere.
Your much better at ranting, being funny and most of all being a nice bloke. Lets stick with this ah. :P
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Quote by Pete_sw
Errm .......... yes actually :twisted:
Send her to Pete_n_Carons health Spa
Guaranteed to give her plenty of exerSize ............ breakfast in bed, good wholesome fun at all times ............... a totally unforgettable experience.
And best of all …………
Its free
Welcome to Hornyreds spa experience.
Welcome to the finest health spa on SH we are a newly refurbished, and are ready to open as Hornyred hot spas, we other the best treatments around, with eall those little extras you might need.
You will have your own personnel male or female massage therapist, they will deliver the best service available. All therapist are available for all your needs and much more.
We were voted the best Health spa for 5 years running. 1st class service.
Dont go to Pete spa thing, its a shed in the back garden :roll: He actually believes he owns a mansion
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Quote by Pete_sw
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/13195942064383c02d7272c.jpg
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :mrgreen: :P :haha: 
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :grin: :grin: :evil2: :giggle: :thrilled: :wave2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :shock: :gagged: pwaaaaahahahaha
Pete im worried about you, have you lost the ability to type with letters, which will form a word, then you might make it to a full sentence.
Please show me a little sign that all is not lost :shock:
xx
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Quote by Pete_sw
neil x x x :P
What a tool! :shock:
;)<throws a bucket of water over Neil and heads for the door in disgust>
Honey, I keep telling you if you're going to do something... do it properly. Wanna borrow my bazookas for the evening? ;) :rascal:
one down.... several to go! :twisted:
((((Bring it on!)))) :bounce:
HR......... me? tease? ........... Nevarrrrrrrrrrrrr! :twisted:
<sneaks in an tackles HR while she is busy thinking about men in uniform>
:grin:
Woohooo!
:smug: hehehehehe
BLIMEY .....
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Runs to get his Big Boy out :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry folks i thought you all went bed so i had solo uniform fun, but i only had 3 of the men.
Some left i think, but thay are very tired. Be patient and they will be back soon.
Gem you went flashing your bazookas to Neil and others, i cant keep up with everything.
Thank fuck for uniforms :P
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Quote by Alex_Female
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
FFS Dave mate, you seen this.! Dont leave your wallet lyin around the house
Stop stressing out
Whats wrong with you ?Dont worry i will buy myself some sexy underwear :twisted: you can have a peek.
Quote by Dino
Hornyred really means it aswell, she can spend money for fun. Shit :shock:
Of course i mean it
why wouldn`t i ?Spending money is my favourite hobby, anyway, it also puts me in a really good mood which enhances my sexual appetite, so in a way, I am doing Dave a favour by going shopping!!!
Totally in agreement, i have explained this theroy to Dino too many times, it never sinks in that both of us will gain from me spending all our money on me. I will never stop doing what i know is beneficial to our relationship.
If im happy shopping then he should smile with me, and join in the fun.
But he dont give a shit bascially, he never goes shopping, and he will never look at what i have bought :shock: I know what he is missing by being a anti shopper. Sad loss :cry:
So Alex we need to make sure the cards are well topped up with cash. Its our duty to shop till we drop and we must spoil ourselves, no one else will :roll:
What makes me laugh is the damage football causes us, cos it always interferes with my important shopping duties. What a girl to do ?
His priorties are all messed up,
More shopping
