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HornyRed
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
Bisexual Male, 55
UK

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Quote by berksbex
oh dear odd one out again I never look at peps and think "I wonder if they are swingers"
even at the bloody munch I went too :shock:

LOL aww dear Markz.....you sound like it was all too much! :P
He need small naps throughout the day, otherwise it to much for him wink
Its all that chatting he does lol.
Quote by little gem
<runs in.........>
right c'mon.... let's be having ya, I could do with a good fight!
erm, actually... I'm not much of a fighter really. More of a loverrrrrrrrr ;) hump mmm fighter... fire fighter..... uniforms.
mmmm :twisted:
<runs before HR can get hold of her> bolt

I cant see uniforms rolleyes Are you teasing me now biggrin
Or have you hidden them all for later mad
Please Gem, share the men and lets have fun, i will return the favour back to you very soon.x
Ice pie for his commitment towards the SH community, and especially all his hard work on the munch badges.
He is one of the best male flirts i know,always respectful and he is a true gent. wink
Big thanks from Hornyred xxxxx
Quote by Pete_sw
Among many many others:
Dino and HorneyRed for posting one of the best threads I have ever seen wink

Cheers freak :wink:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bilko don`t go wasting your time in here, you will be destroyed, then i will slowly show you how silly you are for thinking you could challenger me rolleyes
Bilko Vs Hornyred
Its so clear to me that Hornyred belongs in the highest class legue, and obvious Bilko belongs in the lowest league.
IMHO It is quite clear there is no comparison between Bilko & Hornyred.
Hornyred wants bilko to know, she understands he cant show his face wink


Oh ThornyBread, dream on!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stick to cooking and cleaning. I don't want to find you sobbing in the corner again because the big boys called you nasty names!!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :wink:
Big boys bring me smiles. Why would i cry ? Big boys are a good thing IMHO.
Cooking & cleaning my arse :wink:
I will slowly destroy and humiliate you inpublic, the big boys in Hornyreds army can not be destroyed.
You might as well hand me your mod keys so i can make sure they are save.
The End is near for Bilky boy. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Was nice knowing you, NOT :P
Quote by meat2pleaseu
well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

£165 :scared: i'd want Boots the fekin chemist for that much
Im glad im not married to you wink tight arse git.
Quote by sleazy
Waste her rabbit batteries on my boots ?? are you trying to get my nuts roasted by any chance ?

More like complete removal of you genitals, no pain relief given :twisted:
You would have to be really stupid confused
Quote by postie
LOL Postie was wearing my cherry* at one point at Marcuso's party redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:

Hang about a minute, confused lipstick ? door to door ?
Your not a postie at all are you erm, postie.
Your a bloody Avon rep arnt you.
Can you pop a catalogue round to our house for h`red please avonie !

Damn . I've been rumbled ! Damn you Dino ! mad
Catalogue winging it's way to your house for H'red.... though will also send a Screwfix one too, as they have a good deal on at the moment for trowels and plaster :lol2:
Postie, thx mate for the pleasure ill get from knowing your skawny arse cheeks are being abused. A huge dildo up your postie bum,will brings you tears of pain, while i cry with laughter at you misfortunate.
Nothing you say or do will detract from my wonderful memories of your scawny Postie arse being deflowered by FB.
Quote by freckledbird
Who's frank? confused wink

One of the audience lol
FB would you consider swearing an oathe on the SH bible
I, FB and Mr dildo have pleadged & promised you all, I will give it my best performance humanly possible from myself and Mr dildo.
In return FB must be allowed to enjoy every stroke inflicted on Posties bum.
Postie must allow FB sexuall control at all times, FB and MR strap on, will have full control over the deflowering of Postie.
And FB, you must enjoy every moment until you decide its all over.
Quote by Pete_sw
Sarge...see wot uve done?? Its WAR !!
Do we really need tanks General???............................we have no choice !!
CRY 'HAVOC' AND LET SLIP, THE DOGS OF WAR !!
Meanwhile in off to sassy,s for some cod and chips before it goes off. :shock:


OMG
Is that you attempt to do what exactly ?
Insane man :shock:
Quote by freckledbird
lol :lol: :lol:
That's Postie caught out then!

Postie is getting it from all angles today :twisted:
It's all good fun, hmmmm*?
Great fun waiting for the countdown to posties dildo experience.
FB, if i was you id enjoy every min running up to the moment postie bites his pillow, cos your giving him Mr Massive dildo.
Bilko don`t go wasting your time in here, you will be destroyed, then i will slowly show you how silly you are for thinking you could challenger me rolleyes
Bilko Vs Hornyred
Its so clear to me that Hornyred belongs in the highest class legue, and obvious Bilko belongs in the lowest league.
IMHO It is quite clear there is no comparison between Bilko & Hornyred.
Hornyred wants bilko to know, she understands he cant show his face wink
Quote by freckledbird
lol :lol: :lol:
That's Postie caught out then!

Postie is getting it from all angles today :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
I found Postie's Christmas present!

FB dont feel underpressure to pick the deflowering tool, you must take your time when choosing the right dildo, you should accept any offers from people, maybe other opinions will help you on the right dido for you & postie.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Angel Chat
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/563269.html#563269
Can't find any reference to this anywhere.... sorry FB but if you're going to be away for a while I think it only fair innocent bolt

Angel what are you thinking :shock:
It will only delay the inevitable for lipstick postie and his Mr Massive real life dildo.
FB and Mr dildo will bond together to make this a special event for postie and his deflowering day.

Donnatallk keep quiet, i need to see postie and his Mr massive.
wink
Quote by Pete_sw
make love not war

Well said Lep :thumbup:
Fee
XX
Go boil yer bums flipa :bounce: :taz: duel smackbottom :sparring: whip
come on, nuthin like a good scrap , I'll ave ya
rotflmao
where's Postie n Happy Cats when ya need em rolleyes
Poistie is crapping himself in a very important thread, he is getting deflowered very soon.
Happy cats, i dont give a shit where he is, gone for ever sounds good.
Quote by davej
Pete_sw?

bollocks its an anagram.......... :doh:
Davej im afraid you were to slow rolleyes
Quote by Angel Chat
Pete_sw?

The witch is back rolleyes and she is correct :thumbup:
Quote by postie
hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide bolt

worship :worship:
You star Mr FB....
though the question now is, if Fuckledbird is going to be offline for almost a week, do we extend the deadline until new years eve??? I reckon so... ( but then I would rolleyes ) Bev?
Fair?
Postie you must be feeling so bloody nervous, If it was me who was responsible to make the final decision wether to extend this until new year. For you my dear postie, i would not allow extendsion till new year, i can`t bear to see you waiting all nervous and stressed.
The show must go on wink
NO EXTENSION ON THIS FB Vs POSTIE CHALLENGE.
I cant wait until the day postie will meet his new friend, Mr Massive 12" dildo that must resemble a real cock which is veiny man like features. Width is also very important, choose wisely FB. lol
Thanks to FB & Postie for free entertainment :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by davej
Sugarspice_NW dunno

No
Quote by blonde
Pleasure ??? :dunno:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No
Quote by freckledbird
Dino, which club has the most mirrors? We need to make sure he sees it from every conceivable angle :twisted:

I know the perfect place for your plans :rascal:
The room has full length mirrors, on every wall so you can see all possible angles.
Im hoping that Lipstick Postie will have no choice but to watch his body receive FB armed with an extra large dildo. I would say 12" is perfect for the task.
What pleasure im getting from knowing what lies ahead for Lipstick postie :shock: :shock:
I hope my fav mirrored room brings as much pleasure to you FB as it does me.
Great times blast
A small audience will fit in the room, people can view postie suffer, and FB you will be able to see every angle postie is in.
Absolutely brilliant :thumbup:
Postie, you will be in my thoughts throughout your dildo ordeal. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by blonde
PeBbLeS ?????
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No, try again blonde wink
Quote by Pete_sw
BUGGER !!!!! now ive got to chase her with this sodding great cod on me shoulder :shock: .........................Come back ya chicken !!!!!! You wait til i get me mitts on ya!! mmmmmmmmm come to think of it she is well worth the chase.......wait for me sassy hun wink

An old Cod thats a bit of a slapper :notes: hmmmmmmm
mad :x :x Oi put HorneyRed down at once smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Besides, she'll get a nosebleed rolleyes
lol
You will get a lot more than a bloody nose pal. :x
I may have the body of a weak and feeble female,
but i can kick the bollox clean off any man ! ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So who called me an old cod thats a bit of a slapper?? Come forwar whoever it was !
Pete, prepare yourself and most of all brace yourself to be detached from your nuts :x :x
Make sure you say all your goodbyes, especially to Caron wave
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh now I'm scared :roll:
:scared: :shock: I said all that out loud :shock: bolt
Incoming
:wink:
Im am very confident, in fact i will give you some time to leg it, before i get evil thoughts about you and pain.
Quote by Pete_sw
BUGGER !!!!! now ive got to chase her with this sodding great cod on me shoulder :shock: .........................Come back ya chicken !!!!!! You wait til i get me mitts on ya!! mmmmmmmmm come to think of it she is well worth the chase.......wait for me sassy hun wink

An old Cod thats a bit of a slapper :notes: hmmmmmmm
mad :x :x Oi put HorneyRed down at once smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Besides, she'll get a nosebleed rolleyes
lol
You will get a lot more than a bloody nose pal. :x
I may have the body of a weak and feeble female,
but i can kick the bollox clean off any man ! ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So who called me an old cod thats a bit of a slapper?? Come forwar whoever it was !
Pete, prepare yourself and most of all brace yourself to be detached from your nuts :x :x
Make sure you say all your goodbyes, especially to Caron wave
Quote by Calista
postie

No
Quote by MrFC
Another clue!!! confused

No
Quote by blonde
Lathyrus odoratus !!!
According to google kiss am I right ? am I ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Your being silly now.
Wrong answer.
Quote by Steveg_nw
Pololady?

No
Quote by Happy Cats
See it from my point of view. Which ever way i look at it I end up with a combination of either TallnHairy, Easy, Marmalade or Da69ve.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Thats terrible news for Tall n hairy, marmalade and Da69ve.
You should leg it while you can. bolt
Quote by Pete_sw
Pete!
Run, whilst you have got chance!
She'll be giving you her recipes next.........eye of newt, wing of bat................

:scared:
too late, she found the hidden enterance to me PM box mate banghead
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide ........................ we're all doomed I'm tellin ya, doooooooooomed bolt
Dont forget i am always watching you both, so if you show signs of being completely unstable and defo crazy in the head.
I am much better when observing people or situations, the pair of you are so crap that you forget im close by, waiting for you both to make a slip up.
Serious punishment this time round, i want your bare arses. smackbottom
RED BUM CHEEKS, WILL BE COMING VERY SOON.
lol :lol:
Quote by neilinleeds
anyways, can we play swapsies? i've got a steveg_nw for a MrsFC? sounds reasonable to me? dunno
n x x x ;)

Your so bloody cheeky smackbottom
Youv`e got no chance of me willingly doing 3some swapsies.
You want me to swap MrsFc :shock: :shock: you must be insane or very deluded to think i would do such a silly thing. Dont ask again :smackbottom:
MrsFc will go absolutely crazy if she knew, not sure if i should tell her.
Neil you are acting rather cheeky and your a greedy bugger.
rolleyes 3some time :rascal:
wave
Quote by Pete_sw
Roast Goose with Liver Pate Stuffing and Redcurrant Glazed Peaches
17 lb whole goose
3 large just-ripe peaches, halved and stoned
1 1/2 oz butter, melted
2 Tbsp light brown sugar
a few pinches of ground cinnamon
1 small box of fresh redcurrants
1-2 Tsp all-purpose flour
2 1/2 cups water
2 Tbsp redcurrant jelly
a little fresh lemon juice
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
For the stuffing:
1 small onion
1 Tsp rapeseed or vegetable oil + extra for brushing stuffing balls
1/2 tsp ground paprika
1/2 tsp dried sage
grated zest of 1 small lemon
3 1/2 oz liver pate, softened
5 1/2 oz fresh rye breadcrumbs
1/2 tsp sea salt
1 egg, beaten
Heat the oven to 375° F. Prick the skin of the goose in several places, especially around the leg and thigh. Rub the breast with salt. Place on a roasting rack set inside the baking dish.
Roast for about 1 1/2 hours, lowering the temperature to 320° F if the bird starts to over-brown.
For the peaches, brush them with melted butter and place in another shallow roasting dish. Strip the redcurrants from the stalks and mix with the sugar. Spoon it into the peach cavities and dust with cinnamon. Bake them on the shelf above the goose at the start of the roasting for 15 to 20 minutes then remove and cool to room temperature.
Meanwhile, make the stuffing. Sauté the onion in the oil for 5 minutes then stir in the paprika and cook for half a minute. Cool, then mix with the rest of the stuffing ingredients adding pepper to taste. Shape into 6 balls using wet hands if necessary.
Lay them in a shallow ovenproof dish, brush with oil and bake for the last 30 minutes of roasting, near the top of the oven. As the goose cooks, you may want to pour off the fat as it drips off to cut down on it smoking. Make sure you have help to do this, as the bird will be heavy.
When the goose has cooked, remove and let stand for 10 minutes before carving. Pour the fat off the pan and sprinkle in the flour. Stir well and cook for a minute, then pour in about 2 1/2 cups of stock or vegetable water. Stir well and boil, then add 2 tablespoons redcurrant jam, a squeeze of lemon juice and seasoning.
Strain into a jug, then after the bird has been carved, pour the juices over. Arrange the stuffing balls and peaches around it.
Serve with German potato dumplings (Kartoffelklöße) and red cabbage (Rotkohl).
Guten Appetit!
Cant wait wink

Mmmmmmmmm yum, yum.
I must say your christmas menu sounds like it will be a very special dinner for all. I could and would eat it all now.
You must be cooking this Pete, you have flare and many special talents. :wink: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i can taste it now.
You are a very nice man. :wink:
Quote by mistress_sassy
Bring it on flipa Its gonna take more than some manky/sheffy combo to scare me!
bolt

Oh you do well to run, calling us Manky! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
FB wonders if MCB will remember saying this on Saturday in Wigan lol
Ssssssssshh!
Too late, I already saw you were confirmed on there! :twisted: :twisted: See you Saturday!
I will make sure he is there on Sat, together we will have to decide on his punishment. :twisted:
I know his weaknesses :thumbup: