Quote by Alex_Female
I opened the fridge this afternoon to get the meat out I had bought for dinner only to realise instead of buying lamb chops I had bought lamb steaks that was marinated in a foul concoction of herbs!
As for holding a decent conversation with anyone, well I wouldnt even go there!
The list goes on ..................... :censored:
This week I have two very hard exams to get through and I am finding it increasingly difficult to concentrate.
So, in the meantime, can I borrow a large proportion of brain cells from someone to get me through the next week?
Help!!!!!

Quote by Maia
well sometimes i wished i were perceptive enough to realise that when they say 'would you like to come back for coffee', they actually meant something else...

Quote by Shireen_Mids
We had that article sent to us by my Mum but it had a little typing error in it...
It said that the man who was not named, was taken to a local hospital where his penis was RE-ATTACKED by doctors :giggle:
Shireen

Quote by PoloLady
I would call it the JFCGAFMWTFM :shock: (Jesus F*cking Christ Get Away From Me With That F*cking Monster). I admit that might be a bit long (pardon the pun) in comparison to VWE etc... so maybe it could just be chopped to JFC! (not to be confused with KFC and finger licking).

Quote by morbiusUK
CC is usually used in scientific circles and is more commonly refered to as a milli litre (ml)

Quote by ockysweeties
Firstly: I leave at 4am tonite.. or rather tomorrow morning. So I wanted to bump this back up and say goodbye.
Secondly: I am bringing back: york peppermint patties in the bitesize form, bags of hershey's kisses one in plain one in almond, a few hershey bars, a small statue of liberty, a picture of me having a ho jo's breaky, some peanut butter and a couple of moutain dews (shudder) I will reappear here when I return to figure out how to get the stuff out. Perhaps I can lure you all to oxford with it... mwah ha ha...
hugs
Ms. Ocky

KcKat Wrote:

I was gonna dust off me jacket and join you, then me knicks blew off the washing line and I had to chase them around the garden :shock: :shock:
So I clean forgot :doh:

* Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rubs agains Little Gem :twisted: :twisted: cause she's got catnip

No , no . no you musnt leave it to otherd to start threads.
IMHO this board needs lots of different people starting threads, not just the same old faces!!!

This is a bit like the G spot. It wasn't there until we were told about it.

Quote by foxylady 123
However if your asking if we feel terrifically horny first thing in the morning then , yes, nearly always!!!

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I tried ringing Ian once but it never worked for him, guess it never helped that I got the giggles :giggle:

Quote by redstilletto
mmmmmm
i cum on me chopper once going down a cobbled road .......... does that count
as for areas that get me going
kissed slowly
on my neck
:rascal:

Quote by bigDewi69
That reminded me that my ex was exactly the same. She always used to love me watching her at it, but if I "accidentally" :twisted: :twisted: walked in on her it would raise hell.
Don't see that many women advertising in the webcam thread btw

Quote by tictacs
oooo so that is what happens....
.....I thought you all put your car keys in a hat and then passed the hat round....... I always though I would be at a disadvanage as I didnt have a car.....
or go to any

Quote by Eagerslut9
He hee!
I use an empty conditioner bottle.
I'm gonna give your method a go. :twisted: :twisted:
"Take that yer little fuckers!" (One up for 'Hoodie Whackers') :grin: :grin: :bounce: :bounce:
Does that give a whole new meaning to 'Water Sports'? :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:

Quote by VenusnMars
Am I a monster?!
Venusxxx

Quote by MikeNorth
Interesting word, CuCUMber