Horous's Profile

18 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
I'll just agree with everyone, and also welcome you.
John

Horous !!

Me and Missy aren't everyone !! smackbottom

Sorry, I meant the special ones,, but my fingers slipped, being around You and Missy together always gets me tooo excited, or is that nervous. Never Could spell.
John
smile

View Post

18 May 2005

Now I know why the ASDA adds show people slapping their own assess. Whatever next? Someone passing out in Anne Summers having over excited themselves with a Cucumber purchased from Tescos.
John
smile

View Post

18 May 2005

Welcome back, nice to know someone is happy with their new computer. Have spoken to a few today who aren't.
Redstilletto another great avatar I see.
John
smile

View Post

18 May 2005

I think you'll find there's quite a few. I have had the pleasure of two myself over the years. For some reason when they do relinquish control, they become totally submissive.
I know I'm about to get lambasted by the Blondes and Brunettes, but that's another story for another day.
John
smile

View Post

18 May 2005

Hope you have a great Birthday, enjoy what ever you do.
john
smile

View Post

18 May 2005

I'll just agree with everyone, and also welcome you.
John
smile

View Post

17 May 2005

Great to have them back home, and you two back on the Forum, good luck and all best wishes.
Hurry up and get those heels back on.
john
xx

View Post

17 May 2005

Quote by Racamoe
Ive managed to get a pic up, i think they look better than they do in the flesh so im happy
Also realised i spent female wrong, look like a right twerp now
XX

I can't comment on the theme of this topic, except to say that I have not met many women that orgasm through penetration alone.
I'm sure no one will mind too much about the spelling.
John
smile

View Post

17 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

Is that forever Helen, or just for a short time of his punishment?
Perhaps we should all be allowed to give him a Jags slap................. Just this one time please Jags, Oh go on pretty please.
john
smile

View Post

17 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
And Paradise is what??

Judging by this thread, Paradise is something unobtainable.
John
smile

View Post

17 May 2005

Welcome from me too. Good Luck.
john
smile

View Post

17 May 2005

It's not a full licence, and I believe that Nine points could constitute a ban, unless you hold a full licence, when it's still twelve I believe.
I hope you don't get banned Scatty.
John
sad

View Post

17 May 2005

Quote by RickRoper
They need feeding on plenty of manure, and generous exposure to the sun.......
Also they tend to be quite hardy, frequently becoming exposed again after being cut down to size.....
Rick! :P

So basically what you are saying here is that has been are just WEEDS. Not matter what you do to them, they just keep right on coming back.....................................Now where's my flamethrower.
John
smile

View Post

17 May 2005

Welcome back to the both of you, hope you had a good holiday. I look forward to seeing you soon.
John
smile

PS What colour is a pension book, as if I'm going to buy Wish a present, I don't want it clashing with his new possession.
smile

View Post

17 May 2005

Welcome to the madhouse.
john
smile

View Post

16 May 2005

Then follow your heart Jezzay, otherwise you could end up loosing all round.
At least a swinging relationship would not cause problems with you meeting another guy.
I can only hope that all works out well.
John
xx

View Post

16 May 2005

What a problem, if honesty is the best policy, what happens if you loose the Vanilla guy? Could he take the truth.
Only you can answer this one. If the Vanilla guy is a serious contender for a relationship with you (of the love and marriage variety) then do you risk it.
My heart goes out to you, and I hope that you make the right choice. If it were down to me, it would be stick to the Swingers.
john

View Post

16 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I will ALWAYS be a Sarge, no matter how much they try to promote me!! :shock:
(flashing of bums etc).

I have a very white one now!! confused

Welcome back Mr Sarge White Bum, are you going to give us a flash in your avatar?
John
cool

View Post

16 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
If he'd been promoted John, he certainly wouldn't be coming back on duty at 0001.

I don't know Dambuster, you know how those newly promoted, like to brown nose for a while.
John
smile

View Post

16 May 2005

Sleep tight Helen, mind that sauce in the Wardrobe.
John
xx

View Post

16 May 2005

Are you still a Sarge, Sarge, or have you been promoted?
John
redface

View Post

16 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh FFS, you can't trust a man in the kitchen. I'll make me own bloody jelly
*even more evil laugh than Helens :rascal:

I'll do the tasting then.
John
lol

View Post

16 May 2005

That could be the answer. As you see, he hasn't jumped in here yet. Yes he's being very clever. Has he been off to a training camp do you think? Perhaps he's going for promotion!!!!
John
confused

View Post

16 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Mmmmm yes please........I actually have some chocolate sauce in my Wardrobe for the last time a special friend came to stay :twisted:
Don't know that there is enough in it to fill a paddling pool though.....LoL

It's a start, we can find more later.
John
lol

View Post

16 May 2005

That's coz he's only a Sarge, they don't teach you that stuff til later. Unless he meant you to see him, a double bluff undercover operation.
John
cool

View Post

16 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Can I have a half and half please....I'd like one half Strawberry and the other half Chocolate (can you get chocolate jelly?????)
Come on then Dawn....you and who's army!!!!! LoL

No Chocolate Jelly as far as I know, but then they do make a great Chocolate Sauce, would that do?
John
smile

View Post

16 May 2005

I think he was fibbing,, justto see what we all get up to when he isn't here. Hello Sarge.
John
smile

View Post

16 May 2005

Quote by essexlady
He cant see me lips have me knickers on !

Well that explains why, perhaps he knows something about knickers that I have yet to discover.
John
xx

View Post

16 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm up for that, and what flavour Jelly, I could lick it all off.
John
xxx

Pineapple would be my favourite but you can decide biggrin

Dawn :giggle:
I'm OK with Pineapple, what about you Helen, do you have a preference?
John
69position

View Post

16 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Horous you can kiss the winner
Sorry Kitkat but I am not getting mud in my hair

I'm up for that, and what flavour Jelly, I could lick it all off.
John
xxx

View Post