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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm 72.....I'm still lumped in with the 18 year olds!!! :happy:
That does surprise me Helen :shock: :eeek:
LoL touche my dear......
:happy:
HelenAnd I thought that both of you hadn't even made 25 yet. Now behave the pair of you, and lets just kiss and make up.
Me first.
John
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Quote by skegnessswingers
Bloody hell girl! ( Damn ... another £1 in the SH swear box... Fuck... Damn is a swear word too... oh Bollocks!.... )
Now they have banned hunting it looks like the fox gets to wear the gear !hwoar:
I've quoted you so that I don't have to pay the pound, I'm donating mine to Vix and her charity, but I do have to agree a fantastic avatar. Got my horn in my hand right now....................................................already to play Tally-Ho.
John
Now I've got two to look at, and I'm getting al hot under the collar. Mind very nice they both are, surely you would not ask a man to make a choice? Sex God
Quote by mutley123456uk
you could always try filling in your profile. uploading a picture and writing an original ad. Then you may stand out from the pack of rabid 'am really a porn star' single males that lurk on the site
Damn man, you have discovered my closely guarded secret, was it the sixties moustache that gave it away?
John
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Quote by sexybriefs
is it me or has mrs fc got the best butt on s-h..?????.please vote......................Now!!!
Could MrsFc show us the article, so that those of us that have not had the pleasure, may get a glimpse? If not how would we know which way to vote.
Please send pictures to me at..................................
john
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Quote by Maia
oooo it's not locked yet...
is anyone really fussed with what the answer is? LOL ..in fact, what was the question? Forget about dirty women, it's dirty dicks that we should be worried about when posting in threads about blow jobs...
Hi Maia, who is this dirty Dick fellow?
John
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Quote by freckledbird
Stop ignoring me everyone!! Or, or.. I'll change my name to Vix_Lincs.
How could you think you were being ignored? Everytime I look at your avatar my typing goes to pot, and I confess to all sorts of stuff.
John
Do you give blowjobs too then?
Only if you ask me nicely.
Alright then seeing as how you asked nicely.
John
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Quote by bluexxx
why do some women find the need to put fake pics on there adds
It's obvious.
The real person is ugly, so they get a pic of a better looking person and pretend it's them.
Next question.
So that's where I went wrong then. I just used a picture of myself, in all my ugly glory. Wish you had let me know Blue.
John
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Quote by Calista
The look of horror on his face was a picture but ugh I hate whiskey!!!!!!!
C x
I'm with you, ca't stand the smell or the taste. Unless it has been added to Lemsip, Honey and hot water. It will cure anything.
As to the Sofa, I'm afraid I have no idea. Your Legs, now that's a different matter.
John
