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15 May 2005

I know WBB, poetic justice and all that.
John
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15 May 2005

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Some years ago I was almost caught by an early return of the husband of a woman I was seeing. In my rush to get dressed and out of the back door, I managed to catch my Frenum in my zip. After detangling it I drove off
I was later stopped by the Police, and had the usual have you been drinking Malarky, they askedme to step out from the Car.
Horror of Horrors,the front of my light blue Jeans, was no longer blue, but was instead blood red.
After falling about laughing, said Police Officers let me go on my way. The bleeding did stop the next day.
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15 May 2005

Quote by KcKat

...apply midge cream.....

:eeek: :eeek: - Guess who fell off her chair reading that as 'Minge Cream!!'
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Thank Heavens I wasn't the only one, I must stop skiming through the answers. Mind applying Minge Cream in the Wilds of Sctoland, could be fun.
John
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15 May 2005

Can I have a Big Apple Core please?
John
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15 May 2005

Great Site, mind if I pinch one of your designs? I'll explain in a pm later today.
John
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15 May 2005

Quote by pan_bi
There's a world of difference between fantasy and real life.
There's a club in Holland, I think it's fun4two, not quite sure, where women can stand in a window and pretend to be a prostitute and guys can pay to be with her.
Swinging is about fantasy in a safe, consensual environment.
By the way, I'm not having a go, if anyone is into prostitution, that's their choice, but it's a million miles from swinging!

Very well put Pan. There is a great difference between the two, and when money becomes involved, it becomes just a job. So my question would be, Would the lady involved be happy to take money and turn a passion into a career?
John
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13 May 2005

Cap D' Agde for me, hope to be ging late July early August, but noyt looking promising at the moment. So I hope you'll all tell me about the places you've been. Bit like "Wish you were here" on swingingheaven.
John
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12 May 2005

Quote by peenut
I demand to know the truth ! "In Hertfordshire hurricanes hardly happen " ?.... or was me elocution tutor fibbing ?

Was fibbing I'm afraid, that's why the Unicorns moved out. Then they added the M25, just to keep you coming back.
john
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12 May 2005

Quote by novice1
I found this site all by myself (google search)! :shock:
And we aint never left :cheers:

Me too Novice, the best thing that Google has come up with so far as far as I'm concerned.
John
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12 May 2005

Welcome back Teppic. Sorry I don't know you, but I'll still add my best wishes along with everyone else.
John
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12 May 2005

Well now, I must admit to voting for the Caramac version, it has just overtaken the original for me. But then I do love Caramac anyway.
John
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12 May 2005

I do agree that these kids are getting out of order, but why did someone feel that it should be shown on TV? Surely that just gets more doing the same things
John
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12 May 2005

Well now, have I just been castigated? I often just add a one liner to things, not to see my name up in lights, nor to get to my count up, but hopefully to say what I feel and how I see it.
I'm not brilliant with the written word, but can talk the hind leg off a Donkey.
But I do have a question regarding this topic, if people don't comment on threads, then what would be the point of putting the thread there in the first place?
John
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12 May 2005

I think I've just pickled mine.
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12 May 2005

Hello there, enjoy SH.
John
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12 May 2005

Quote by westerross
Obvious innit? Majority of men wish to be seen as homophobic - the majority of women wish to be seen as lesbophilic!!

Thems is big words Tune.
Me I'm not gay, but I have no objection in saying that a man is attractive.
John
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12 May 2005

Very well put Gem. As a single, I just take things as they come, see how the land lies and go from there. But there are many couples who have no idea what they want, which does make life difficult.
John
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12 May 2005

Any room for a stowaway in one of your cases?
Hope you have a good time, look forward to seeing you on TV again soon.
John
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12 May 2005

Quote by redstilletto
suppose you want them rubbed now horous
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Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
John
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12 May 2005

Hi welcome to the mad house.
John
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12 May 2005

Hi Debz,
I wondered who it was that kept perving me, glad to know it was you.
:welcome: Have fun.
John
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12 May 2005

Damn Red that hurt, I've just smashed my balls on the table. Can we have a slower piece of music please?
John
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12 May 2005

Hertfordshire, near St Albans.
John
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12 May 2005

Many Congratulations. I wish you all the very best.
John
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12 May 2005

Quote by HungryP
Oi, you are NOT supposed to be here. Otherwise what is the point of this thread?
Mind, I bet its quiet in North Yorkshire this week.

Thank you hungry, I thought that I was having a blonde moment just then. Glad you had the nerve to point out to Blonde that she isn't here.
John
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12 May 2005

Oh well didn't think I'd get away with it forever. Well discovered Neil. So what do you suggest I change my user name to now?
Non Egyptian God
John
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12 May 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
Do you think its the best?

Its def the best ive found biggrin

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It's addictive though. I have stopped looking at all the others.
John
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12 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I think its a brilliant idea, but cant find anyone i havnt pmd before!!

Nor me, so I've taken maters into my own hands.
Great idea by the way dawn.
John
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12 May 2005

Hi you two, :welcome: Hope you have fun.
John
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10 May 2005

OK, I'll bid .10p seeing as I lost mine down sarffffffffffffffffffffffff.
John
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