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Quote by morbiusUK
If the owners dont come forward you could always ask a mod, say Jas-Tim for arguments sake, to see if they can provide a list of suspects.
I dont know, it could have been something more fun like a pair of thongs..... mind you if it was an item left at your place after a munch I very much doubt there were many of them around. :twisted:
There's a good idea, these mods are sharp, and should know what's what.
John
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Lately when ive looked at the ads ive wanted to cry ,not laugh.
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sorry Foxy, I realised just after I posted the add, that I'd spelt female wrong.
John
Sex God
Quote by ockysweeties
I lived in Texas and was born in Houston... FFS what the hell is in Amarillo that is so f'in special?!!! There isn't anything there!!!
..though I'd like to take Peter Kay there and hit him with a brick for making this song popular and overplayed...
Isn't he looking for Maia? If that's the case the song should be called "Do you know the way to SwingingHeaven?"
John
Sex God
My answer would have to be follow your heart, do what feels right and enjoy life, the friends made through here will always be friends, and if a relationship in a "Vanilla" situation develops, you may find happiness there.
I have been single since October, I got involved here to meet like minded people. If I met the right person through SH, then I'd be very happy, but if I happened to meet that person outside of the swinging scene, then I'd be equally as happy.
John
I have been single since October, I got involved here to meet like minded people. If I met the right person through SH, then I'd be very happy, but if I happened to meet that person outside of the swinging scene, then I'd be equally as happy.
John
Sex God
Quote by morbiusUK
thats fantastic news rache.....am sooooooo pleased for you.......just think....six months time and we will be identical twins
if you need a givin up smokin buddy.....just shout!!
loadsa luv
Kim xxx
You mean your not already???? i mean you both have long dark hair!!! i'd never tell you apart! :twisted:
POOR DB IS NEVER GONNA LIVE THAT DOWN IS HE LMAO
Now don't you go getting me in more Trouble Morbius, it was Blonde that accused me.
Rachel good luck Girl, just go with that attitude, and they'll have to take notice.
John
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Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
What kind of modelling are you looking at doing then mate, catalogues and things like that or more adult orientated material?
well topless, underwair anything really except hardcore porn (i do at least have a bit of dignity left)
hey it may never go anywhere but i can say ive tried anyway
louxxx
I'm totally confused, there are no topless models in the ASDA that I use?
Good luck with whatever career you choose.
John
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Nasty Bugger, you wouldn't try that with my boys they're dead hard
OK, OK, Jack would probably try it for fun, imbecile that he is.
Jas
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Mine did it by himself. Then proceeded to clean the house as he run from room to room in absolute panic.
He jumped on the toilet seat when someone had left it up, and the rest is as described, save for the fact that I had to pull him out.
So how do you post a picture here?
Thick or what John
Sex God
Quote by Nicola&Alan
come on guys, this is a 2 way thing!!!
you lot can get pretty rough too... im not really a fan of having my cervix battered into my stomach....!!!
but then again i have met a guy who didnt know what to do with his OWN foreskin... needless to say he was a crap shag and i didnt do it again... talk about a sack of spuds!
about the fingering thing.... in and out just really doesnt cut it... it may look good in porn flicks but its far from satisfying..
rant over,
love n licks
nic
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Well said Nic, and yes us men should learn more from our women, we are all different, and all it takes is a bit of time to try to understand each other................................Unless rough sex just happens to be your bag.
john
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
Copy a letter of complaint to the teacher concerned; their agency, the head and the chair of Governors. Make it very clear you deem this unacceptable and contrary to an reasonable school and education policy currently in existance.
The supply teacher should be made to apologise to your child in front of you.
If the school choose not to take action then copy the director of Education in on the letter as well.
Good luck honey and the best of luck to your son for his SATs.
Steph
I agree with Step here except in one point, the supply teacher should be made to apologise to your son in front of the whole school, and should no longer be able to teach at the school again.
John
Sex God
Quote by satin
hello.
just to let you know ive left SH and apart from the wigan munch coming up i will NOT be attending ANY SH events in the future.
ive met some really nice genuine people on here and hope to keep in touch by mobile,ive also met a couple of slimy pricks of which im finding it harder and harder not to punch when i meet them so as my son is more important than prison this is a small part of why i must go.
i owe this explanation to the "friends" ive made on here,i dont wanna be deactivated as one day i might wanna come back on but if thats wat the mods wanna do then shit happens.
i wll be going to the village in manchester when i can so i may see some of you from time to time.
to all my friends thanks for a good time and your friendship.
goodbye
satin
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Satin, I'm so sorry to hear that you are leaving, I have never met you, but I have enjoyed your posts, and will miss you greatly.
What ever you decide to do take care and have a great life.
Regards
John
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