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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69

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Hi Lisa and :welcome: to the Mad house, make yourself comfortable and enjoy the ride.
John
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I wasn't sure at first that I should join this thread, but then thought that perhaps I should, as a relative newcommer, and one that has only just got involved in the social side of SH. I have found the site to be entertaining, and have like you laughed at things, and admired those with humour that is not only there in person, but also comes out in the written word.
I myself don't start too many threads, just three so far, as I feel that I am still learning, and that I wish to understand more about SH and it's inhabitants. In truth I still have some trepidation about starting threads, and would rather answer those already here.
I am having a great time here, and feel that you try to take your enjoyment where ever possible.
I thank you for your post, as it has made me think and as you say pause for thought. I hope that in time I may feel able to contribute freely, and gain as much pleasure from both the forum and from those that I meet, that you seem to have done.
Thank you the_Laird.
John
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Quote by manofmuchfun
i'm in that sort of mood today.....ask foxy !
seriously they are about ! .....................

And I assume that some of them will certainly let you know when they get here.
Have fun and welcome to SH.
John
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Hi Guys, I have to say that since joining SH, I have developed a whole new interest in my computers, and spend ages catching up on what is going on and how people are, especially as you say the posts that grab you.
I have attended my first Munch, and have met some wonderful people, who I hope will go on to become friends as time progresses. It has opened all sorts of doors for me, and I hope that you both find the same thing.
All I can say is join in where you can,, get to a Munch or two and see what happens from there.
God luck to you, have a great time here, and hope to see you around soon.
John
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
If I had to pick I would say uncut rolleyes

Thank heavens for that Dawn,, you've just saved me from a very painful operation.
john
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Thank heavens it was you Calista, I had visions that perhaps I shouldn't have had.
john
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Quote by morbiusUK
Excellent music, excellent company, awesome sights :thumbup:

Thats prolly what the 4 lads at the bus stop thought when they were happily minding their own business when some tart hitched up her dress and ferrited around between her legs in the middle of the street!!!! :twisted:
You didn't Morbius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John
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Sounds like you had a great time, and that all the effort was worth it.
John
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Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
Hi everyone!!
I`m new to this site so I thought I`d better introduce myself....
Natural fiery redhead, 5 ft 6, slender but curvy, looking to spice up my life!

Shouldn't be to difficult on here, :welcome: and have a great time.
john
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Quote by hornyred and dino
women love shit like that , pluckin eyebrows, waxing , exfoliate dunno nail extentions, colonic irrigation , detox dunno not to mention the cosmetic stuff available,,and it seems to be ,, if it dont hurt it dont work confused confused also our house is full of unused gadgets ,,foot spa , facial sauna/steamer thing ,poor mans jacuzzi bubbly thing for the bath n all them "get fit while you do nothin except sit down n get electricity passed thru your body"machine :shock: :shock:

So when do we have a useless machine type thingy party then?
John
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Welcome MsAmber, nice to know a little more about you. Hope you have fun here, sounds a bit late for that actually.
John
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I have a suggestion for you, and have sent you a PM
Regards
John
PS How was the party? And where are the piccies. wink
Hope I don't still have to shout Eager. But surely you have told KcKat, that the ear is a very delicate organ, and should be treated that way.
Tell her next time to use WAX, it is quicker and far more painful.
John
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Welcome Nick, glad to have you aboard sir, hope you enjoy romping through here.
john
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Good luck to you Bows, glad things are back on course, nice to know that she is a true friend, and that friendship means more to both of you than a petty disagreement.
Lots of Luck.
John
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Good Poat Calista.
Nice to know that someone has their finger on the pulse.
John
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So Much better than that other election, and I dn't even have to leave home to cast my vote, so now what are the candidates going to do for me to influence my decision?
So in case of a well hung parliament, then please ring my bell.
John
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Quote by redstilletto
it went in
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What went in Redstiletto, and did it hurt?
John
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Quote by Eagerslut9
Err, well................... :shock: :shock:
I've only approached a couple once like that but I get approached a lot by guys in laybys. redface redface redface redface redface redface
Um............might have something to do with being naked and with the curtains open and the lights on in my truck and........... :censored: dunno
I think you should just strike up a friendly conversation with them and see where it goes from there. smile
Hmmmmmmmmmm, think I'll start shopping at Tesco wink wink
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Not naked I hope Eager, otherwise you'd end up with more than Frozen peas.
John
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Life did seem shite today, but then again, things have a habit of changing. So thank you one and all for making me smile.
John
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I think that you are a normal red blooded male, that likes to experiment, and like Rachel says, forget the labels, just enjoy what you enjoy, and put the rest down to experience. If it wasn't fun you won't do it again.
Enjoy life, we only get the one.
John
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Try typing just the model number in Googles search bar, see if someone like has one for XP.
John
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If you do need drivers you can download them from creatives site. What operating system are you using?
John
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I'm happy with mine, but how the hell do you measure it properly?
John
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Quote by Nomad_Soul
Including myself ? One.

Blimey Nomad, that's one more than me, how did you do it?
John
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