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4 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Well I have a couple more bottles of wine, and a damn fine corkscrew.
John
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Have you got a helicopter and a pilot?? I've got a heli-pad about 200 yards from me!!
lol

There is an airport around the corner. do easy Jet fly to your local airport?
John
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4 May 2005

Great invention, but dangerous in the wrong hands, you only have to look at some of the sites on the web to see what I mean, and no I won't plug them here.
John
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4 May 2005

Well I have a couple more bottles of wine, and a damn fine corkscrew.
John
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3 May 2005

Sorry to hear of your problems Rainbows, but as many have already expressed you will never be alone here.
Hope things work out, and that your friend realises that she is the one that has lost out.
John
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3 May 2005

Hello to you too. Hope you enjoy it here.
John
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3 May 2005

Nothing wrong with the site, have just checked it myself. All working fine.
John

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3 May 2005

Yes it is, the virus will scan all the addresses it finds, then sends mail from all that it finds, so it could be someone you have emailed. Or a site that you have joined and used your email address could have been hacked, and they are using your address, to spam.
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3 May 2005

Quote by lucyweebaps
must be duracell

Can't see them using that image on there next advertising campagain.
John
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3 May 2005

I hope that you had a great day, and that the future is everything that you wish it to be.
John
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PS where's my slice of cake?
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3 May 2005

Have you ever emailed this person?
John

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3 May 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
If were going to go all American shouldn't it be
"My mom can lick your mom" :

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwww!!!
can we please stop talking about our moms here? I can't afford therapy right now.
I agree, Mom and swinging doesn't bear thinking about.
John
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3 May 2005

Hello and welcome to the party.
John
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3 May 2005

Hi Guys and welcome to the party, hope you both enjoy yourselves.
Have a great time here.
John
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3 May 2005

Steph, can I can the angle of this post just a little bit, and say certainly in my case that the pleasure was all mine. When I met you at the Liecester Mini Munch, you made me feel welcome, you made sure that I met people, and you helped me find my way at my first Munch.
I think that it is us that are very happy that you are a great part of this site.
Have another great year, and I hope things go from strength to strength for you.
John
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3 May 2005

Can you add me as well please, I can make 10th June.
Thank You
John
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28 Apr 2005

Quote by bell412
PLUS, I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS.......................................................................................................... Which is one of the reasons I haven't been around for a while.
If you want to PM then Cool......... I may tell you?????????????????????
depends on how much I trust you.

That's just asking for trouble Bell412, you just know all the suggestions of yourwhereabouts are going to come flooding into this thread, me I am not going to hazard a guess, as I don't know you that well yet.
John
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28 Apr 2005

Could you repeat the question please Anne? I am the weakest Link Goodbye.
:welcome: To the Wonderful World of................................................Oh I forget where we are.
John
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28 Apr 2005

Must be my round now, same again Ms Amber?
John
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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Is that scary or are we just very very sad???

Let's just settle for scary!!!! But wasn't it a great house.......?
John
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28 Apr 2005

:welcome: From me too, nothing wrong with a good mingle, before the hard sex.
John
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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Ms Amber
i am very horny....been sex texting all day and am waiting for my hubby to get home so I can jump him! lol
:twisted:

So that's who it was who kept sending me all those suggestive texts, certainly made me horny.
John
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.......yes it was me hun........sorry!!!! wink

No need to apologise, put a huge smile on my face.
John
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28 Apr 2005

:welcome: Thanks for the offer, a Rum and coke please.
john
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28 Apr 2005

Home and own private office, so I have the best of both worlds.
John
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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Ms Amber
i am very horny....been sex texting all day and am waiting for my hubby to get home so I can jump him! lol
:twisted:

So that's who it was who kept sending me all those suggestive texts, certainly made me horny.
John
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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Beats my dreams about a mixture of the robots in the carry thingymebobs in I Robot and interlocking joints of a house that was in Grand Designs last night
I really do have better things to dream about honest :twisted:

Oh Clare, that's scary, I had a dream about that very same house.
John
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28 Apr 2005

Hi Melons, welcome back, not a newbie any more, ,just a recent addition.
John
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28 Apr 2005

Just give it a try and see what happens, reckon we are all shy really.
John
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27 Apr 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
You can try extra's as well the wrigleys breath freshners ( I like the peppermint ones) they give a very nice warmth .
Tho I have to say I much much prefer the listermint breath strips now - they give a much longer sensation.
Steph
Oh and remember guys when she does it to you - return the favour

Should that read return the flavour Steph?
John
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27 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
Nahh!!! I'm from Sarf Lundun and I chunter.

You sure? That sounded a bit estuary to me.
Lived on south side of Thames most of my life so that might be why but born in Penge, South Norwood.
Didn't spend long there though 'cos ma & pa quickly moved us to Kent via a brief spell in Crewe.
kent via Crew, was that before GPS?
John
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27 Apr 2005

Seems to me Eager that you have found the perfect Layby, with all these lovely people to help you pass the time.
Now will Kylie bring Tomato sauce as well?
John
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