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Horous
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69

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Quote by Kit-Off
So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.

Sounds good to me, I prefer leather, but have no objection to PVC, and I have my own ropes.
John
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Quote by freckledbird
Any Tesco shops in Epsom?

Or ASDA for that matter.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
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So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink
I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
A very red ass by the look of things.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
What do you mean by getting involved?

Posting on here and getting out to meet some of these great folks. It works wonders trust me.
John
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Quote by Jiggle
maybe some ONE will read this and take note!
been grabed and forced in to a situation, that you can't get out out off, and are not hapy with is not very nice indeed, and it kinda ruins ya night!
JIGGLE

Blimey Jiggle, you sound a little brusied, I hope you won't stay unsociable for too long. It was great to meet you, and I for one would be sad not to bump into you again.
John
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Hi Marmalaid
is there room for me to come help you celebrate?
John
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Only over the last few months have I got really involved here.
John
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Quote by little gem
Not in real life obviously Horous! I'm a little angelic soul! :angel:
John's new name is Farcus Frickenfanny! lol

That's a better way of putting it than the actual result Frickenhiney. Thanks Littlegem.
John
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I have to agree, and she is good company. Though you have known her longer than I have, having only met her on Saturday.
john
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Quote by little gem
Sleezy Dippindunkin! lol
mad FFS! no laughing at the back! GRRRRrrrrr and No comments! ok!
<pah>

Sleezy? You have got to be kidding.
John
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If it aint us that is doing it, then who the hell is? Must be an awful lot of very wealthy people out there in Banking land.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
Do you ware Glasses? If not then you might need to go and get them looked at. Only joking. I have been talking to Libra-love about you and she only has good things to say, so what were you worried about? She just said you were a nice guy.

Me worried, she is a great girl, and any friend of hers must be great too.
John
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Hi again Miniskirt. Just get stuck in here with the rest of us, it's good fun.
John
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Quote by bouncyx
Getting all 3 of my boys muddy school uniforms cleaned for tomorrow :cry:

I was on the same track as you Bouncy, dirty clothes and all, the I spied your Avatar, and the Bold went out of the window, the dirty clothes followed. I'm now having completely different dirty thoughts.
John
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Quote by bell412
If you have ever listened to joy division, then it has to be Atmosphere. (Walk in silence.................)
But, as far as bitter sweet goes, Love Will Tear Us Apart. What an amazing song and still is amazing after 25 years.
I was only seven when it was released.
Am I getting old?????????????????????????????????????????

Great song, and yes depressing, but for the most depressing, it is the officall Red Nose Day song, I hate it.
John
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Spot on, no sugar, having tea with you will be necta enough.
John
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It was OK, but has got much better now. Looking forward to my tea.
John
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Quote by Rob1961
So there I was sitting on the bus coming home from work when this girl takes my pic with her mobile as she is getting off.
I was stuck in the crowd but jumped off at the next stop to try and catch her. But she was gone.
Now im confused
Did she take it because she liked me
Did she take it because I was the geek
What
Should i really be bovered
any ideas

Keep your eyes open for the latest edition of Police 5, and hope your picture doesn't turn up on there.
John
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So can someone tell me what Kinky is? I don't think I've come accross it yet.
John
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Quote by littlemee
.........I did actually kiss a girl once while the bedroom lights were still ON!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi and welcome.
john
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Quote by KitKat
Now, who dares me to ban Jags? :twisted:
lhk

Sorry Kat, I'll behave in future.......................Just thought I'd get that out of the way before something happens.
John
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It might help a little, so I'll pop down to KC and get some for you.
John
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