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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69

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Quote by Maia
At around 12 midnight, I can often be found at the garden patio with my arm round my tits calling my cat in...

I have to ask redface doesn't your cat like tits?
John
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Quote by Jags
well done on becoming a mod
(we know who it is )

Oh yeh??? Who then??
lol lol
I'm just going to say congratulations, just in case. Bit like the apple for the Teacher trick.
John
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PS I have no idea who it is.
redface redface
Got mine answered already Rachel, must be looking in Dictonary for some big words for yours.
John
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Quote by Red(RHG)
Had the top of my foot tattooed a few weeks ago now................
it's soooooooo cool even if I say so myself and even though I don't think I have great feet - it looks well sexy in a pair of heels.
As for piercings - a couple of weeks before that had my tragus (?) - sticky out bit of yer ear/part of yer head bit (oh well I don't know how to describe it do I?) done - sexy also.
I think tatts can be flattering - like to see the new ones but hoping that my lovely purple one won't end up like my dads now looks - all blurred. Also wanted to get away from the shoulder, boob, top of arm thing and have summat a bit different.
Girls and tatts - I have a lovely girly mate in Wales (from a long ago site) who's tatts I never tire of looking at redface
Cathy x

And you never showed me. Now I'm going to have to hunt you down again.
John
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Quote by ockysweeties
yeah... where's my reply!!!! It's pressing, if I don't get the answer people could get hurt!!
...what did I ask you again, I've completely forgotten...

Had it got something to do with creativity?
John
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if you think TEASING me is going to make it better... well, you just better watch out. I have my cricket bat out...
Now you are talking my language.
John
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Quote by Chardonnay
oooooooooo was i nice, did you enjoy me wink

Very much so, so much so that I just had to have another. You are adddictive.
John
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Been watching it on TV, and am desperate to give it a go.
John
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Quote by Red(RHG)
S'just unfriendly....................................
big time!
And me such a friendly gal
:twisted:
Cathy x

I'll vouch for that.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
Well what are a girls best friend? And to be popular by everyone I meet

Sausages?
John
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Quote by ockysweeties
yeah... where's my reply!!!! It's pressing, if I don't get the answer people could get hurt!!
...what did I ask you again, I've completely forgotten...

Had it got something to do with creativity?
John
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I guess don't be shy would be my first bit of advice, the animals in here don't bite unless you ask them too.
Welcome aboard.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
If she is the same as I saw her earlyier then she will be nackered

I could give you all of the details, but I guess she may have already done so.
John
I think you've already found the answer, just hang around here a while, chill, and then try later.
John
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Quote by Libra-Love
Well with people like you I will have to be happy. Youe have all been great. You are all like my extended family

:shock: just don't be bringing your mad relatives round mine now, you hear!
Hi Libra, how are U?
John
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Quote by Chardonnay
They have not had peanuts in now for about 2 years............. guess that means u get none lol lol lol

Typical. Guess I'll have to buy my own in future. Just finished a cold glass of you.
John
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Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
I love the coffee ones!...mmmmm
Its the peanut ones they need to get rid of!!!!!!!
Mrs C...xxx

So if you and MS_Amber like the coffe ones, I guess I'm stuck with the peanut ones. Just as long as I get a chocolate I don't care.
John
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Quote by hornyred and dino
How strange , since i put up this post the nasty, pervy one liner pm`s seemed to have stopped ,,,Spooky eh confused confused confused

Could that be that like me the are enthralled by your avatar?
John
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Quote by Ms Amber
Oh I love the coffee revels and any other coffee flavoured chocolates....I hunt them out in a box of chocolates - they are always the first to go!......Anyone has any they don't want just PM them to me thanks!!
:lickface:

So now what's left for me?
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
Yes but six means lots of licks

OK, then six it is, who's going to do the licking?
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
Dont worry, i'll get get the brew on, what would people like with it?

I think people like hobnobs and I would like a choclate finger please
rolleyes wink chocolate finger cumming right up... lol
ps. yes i agree, hobnobs rock!
more than one I hope
4 would be the number I suggest.
John
Quote by Kit-Off
I have loads of ice and I love ice cream with cream ontop

My kind of girl, now what flavour is the ice cream?
John
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Don't you dare ask her what I'm like, she'd put you off.
John
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Just a tea will do for now, unless you have some ice cubes available.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
I can handle more than one at a time. I have done it before but only with three. I just miss you when you go

Haven't gone, am still here, and really enjoying your company.
JOHN
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I won't upset chipy by saying how great the mini munch was, but that's where I spent my weekend.
John
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