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25 Apr 2005

I won't, but I thought that the others should get a look in from time to time.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
No probs just new to this scene...any advice helps :shock:

Yeah... the deal is, you and your partner have to be physically validated by a random older member of SH.. and guess what? It's my turn!!!
he he just joking ..welcome to the forum... hope to hear more from you
When do you validate me Maia?
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
#So long as you dont have to leave for the loo every five mins thats fine. I dont like been left alon for to long

Never.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Far too old, and male, will that do Jags?
John
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25 Apr 2005

Smile, have a good time and keep on posting here.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Let's just do it together.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Oh goodie I love beening hot.

That's what I like to hear. Now where's the food?
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
If you want it out side then thats fine with me Just might be a little chilly

I'll warm us up.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
At the rate we are going you will have to by a bucher as I have alot of cooking to do so will you help if I cook in the nude

Help cook? Of course, but only if we do it BBQ style, don't know how to work an oven yet,, still early days.
john
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by little gem
Yay! I got a pom pom job! Where do I shake them again??? I'm feeling a little blonde tonight.
Oh and is there a jaquzzi?
Who has first dibbs on it?
Is it emptied at the end each session?
And if it is.... who's job is it?

Which little Blonde?
John
OK I'll empty the jaquzzi.
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
What I REALLY hate is people who don't reply when you answer their ads....................
Sorry venus, I didn't know it was you.
John

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25 Apr 2005

Not at all, otherwise I'd never get to have a chocolate, they are all that's left when I get offered a go.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Ive just dicovered the joys of a bttery tooth brush - but not for my teeth!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

Im certainly glowing!!
So now you've got the ring of confidence then!
Is that with or without toothpaste Foxy?
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Thats no good I would have thought you could handle more

Can handle much more, but can't do saucers, they confuse me.
I'm ready if you are.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Benji Barnicals
True. True.
Yes please, a cuppa will be lovely.
I'll get the good china out.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not the good china, I can't handle cups and saucers. One thing at a time please.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
What about all of the grass stains - they are a buggar to get out? (just trying to sound frumpy for Dawn_Mids)

No way is that going to work now young lady lol

I was going to ask how grass stains could be frumpy.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Hello, :welcome: enjoy :swingingchair: Heaven.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Hey Kit-Off, you tarting already?

Hi Libra, have you recovered from your weekend of pleasure? Tarting me? Now you should know better than that.
John
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Recovered?
Bloody hell. I close my eyes and I'm still there. Don't wanna leave either :P :P :P
And it was great meeting you. You're definately better looking IRL hun kiss

Thanks LL, it was good to meet you too. Hope everything pans out for you, now can I get back to licking the crumbs,(why is it I only get crumbs) from Kit-off, and having as much of a blast as you did Saturday.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Hey Kit-Off, you tarting already?

Hi Libra, have you recovered from your weekend of pleasure? Tarting me? Now you should know better than that.
John
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25 Apr 2005

I know that feeling, I generally get them in the bed, forget they are there, then try to sleep the next night. Takes ages to lick them all up.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
From my own experience I can say that FE is not pee, it comes from the vagina as opposed to the urethra and you don't have to orgasm to gush :P
Minx xx

How true that is Minx, in fact the gush seems to procede the orgasm in many cases. My ex could gush for England, and still climax afterwards.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Then I'll take the crumbs. Specially if they go Everywhere..................................!
John
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25 Apr 2005

Regular or chocolate?
John
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25 Apr 2005

<Still breathless>
Course you are wanted Gem, I was looking forward to meeting you on Saturday.
What's this about a bondage Tent? And how can your time be up before you've cum?
John.

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25 Apr 2005

Quote by little gem
I have several....
Like why do I not get picked on back when I pick on you?
Why do I not get pom pom shaking duties?
And ......
Do you fancy a wander Neil? ;) :twisted:

Gem you can shake your pom poms any time.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Just keep him off the Computer, and will drink this one while it's still hot.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Thanks Calista. The best laugh I've had since I don't know when..............Now if only I can find someone with a big one.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Well.........................................................Let the imagination run wild........................Take her for a meal.........................Candles.........................Romantic....................Imagination.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Here I am, no sugar in that tea I hope, I have tied Knightrider up trying to sort out his responses, so we are free to indulge ourselves.
Cheers.
John
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25 Apr 2005

Just keep on posting, and BTW :welcome:
John smile

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