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Horous
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69

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Couldn't not say hello to you, as I'm waiting for tea and biccies with kit-off. Welcome to Heaven.
John
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Nope, I've not had any one liners for ages :bounce:
But then I hardly have any pms at all sad
Dawn :silly:

Dawn just sent you twenty six one liners, makes up a whole paragraph.
John wink
ps Wish I could think of twenty six lines of text.
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Peter Kay for me too, out of the list provided. As for the song, just wait til the rest get re-released.
John
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Quote by Kit-Off
When I was a kid, I used to get 10p from the tooth fairy for every tooth that I put under my pillow. That was twenty-odd years ago, I'm sure the tooth fairy must pay out more than 10p per tooth nowadsys???
Does anyone know?
The reason I ask is cos one of my teeth came out today (long story - it's been loose for a few weeks rolleyes ) and I was just wondering how much richer I might be if the tooth fairy visits me tonight.
lol lol lol lol

Hi the price has gone up to a wopping £2 now
From Kit-off
I've got thirty some odd sitting in my mouth right now, how do I get hold of this tooth fairy person?
John
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So just what happened to the Tea and Biccies? Been waiting all afternoon, and have now resorted to a very large Rum and Coke, so before I fall off my chair, :welcome: to you. Hope you have a great time here.
John
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My heart goes out to you Well Busty. All I can offer is support if you need some, a shoulder to cry on and my heartfelt wishes and a huge HUG
John
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Hi Judy, you can have up to 100 meters of cable, so no problem there, as for your hub, if it is wireless capable, then there is nothing stopping you using wireless network cards.
John
Sorry, but I don't understand the question, just what are Tottoos?
John
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Quote by Red(RHG)
Sorry, small hijack
Horous, John, change your picture on your ad for a better one.
Dawn biggrin

Yep, I agree Dawn, it don't do ya justice x You are a sweetie!
Cathy x
Thank you both, I shall now get rid of the brown paper bag.
John
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And I thought that I was strange? My legs around my ears? How?
John
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I suppose that there are many let downs in life, it's what you do about it afterwards that counts, don't give up, just fight back.
It's sorted, I've decided not to have Central Heating after all, that way when the Boiler springs a leak, it won't be mine.
Now open to offers.
John
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Damit Blue, here was I prepared to send you my mobile number so that you could entertain me, and you say that you don't want uninvited pm's. Now what should I do to amuse myself?
John
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Just make sure that he checks the Girth this time, don't want him falling off again. Sorry Dammie if I've saddled (pardon the pun) with another Nick, but henceforth you will always be known as (Rock on Tommy) Bobby Ball.
Thanks again everyone for a great evening. For maKING Me welcome and for ensuring that I was not left out.
For those lurking in the background that think I wonder if they ever get to meet for real. We sure do, and it's great fun, no longer will I head for a Munch with trepidation in my Heart, the SH community is a great place to belong to.
John.
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PS Blonde I'm still stalking you.
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Thank you Lovecomando for a great evening last night at the Mini Munch.
Thanks to all of you for making the loosing of my Virginity (Munch) such a pleasureable experience.
A special thanks to Steph, for making sure a met everyone.
Got to work now, but I will catch up with you all later.
John
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Quote by blonde

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday NottsLady
happy Birthdy to you
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I let Blonde do the singing, as I have a terrible voice.
Happy Birthday. NottsLady.
John
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I'm coming Rachel, and I will be getting you your JD on the rocks. I'm looking forward to meeting you.
John
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Just a few hugs from me. :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
John
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Having managed to get the answers right, I am able to conclude that I have the brain of a four year old. So what I want to know now is how do I get the Elephant footprints out of the butter?
John
Hi Lucy and Matt, glad to have you both aboard, enjoy yourselves.
John
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Quote by Vicky_uk
it usually runs like this after initail chats n a phone call
Me ........ ile only meet for a coffee n chat for the first time to get to know you better

So how do you take your coffee Vicky?
John
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