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Horous
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by rachel-lane
being made pm victim of the week, and having one person thats made it his no1 goal in life to pester me all bloody day and night , ya big lumock :kick:
Did I miss my chance then Rachel?
I like this site, and don't have much to moan about, but if I did, it would be Blue not answering my PM's.
John
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Quote by Lil_Bunny
I have no idea why this is so but if you put bottles of water in your garden, it scares cats.
it's cos they see their reflections in the water and don't like it.
try block paving your garden Marya - cats can't dig holes to crap in that!.
Sorry I'm not very helpful, but at least my cats crap elsewhere
Lil_Bunny is right, have your own Cats, and you'll stop other cats crapping in your garden, and your cats will go and bother someone else.
John
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Quote by Jas-Tim
I don't seem to have changed in my tastes really.
I have two types, thin rangy men with nice shoulders or very tall big men.
In my youth I had 3 boyfriends all over 6'5. I'm only 5' and 1/2 inch so a bit odd really.
Age has never really bothered me, but I have a definite preference for dark hair.
Jas
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Thank God I haven't put much weight on, and still stand 6'4" tall. Still might help if I wern't so ugly.
I think that your taste doesn't change that much, your perspective does.
John
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Quote by Calista
OMG easy you are gonna kill me laughing ........you should apologise to all these lovely people for putting such a thought into their heads ... .give them nightmares :rotlfmao:
Horous trust me that is not a visual you want in your head .......
It's OK Calista, I'm learning to cope with it. Good luck with your search Moribus, it shouldn't be impossible to find something, even if it is only a whip or two, I'll lend you mine if you want.
John
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Quote by easy
................ Anyway, clubs will allow you to dress/undress inside - you don't have to arrive already dressed in fetish gear. And don't worry about your size - you will find men (and women) of all shapes and sizes attending such events!
Sorry, but I've got this image of Morbius walking through his local town centre in a thong and turning to Calista and saying...
"I told you not to wear those 6" heels. Everyones staring at us now."
I just wish I knew Moribus and Calista, what a wonderful image.
John
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Quote by oliveoyl
To continue with the happy posts theme that people have been posting recently.....
As most of you now I have been at college since september studting to become a masseuse, well today I did very first proffessional massage outside of the classroom and it was a massive sucess and he wants me to massage her again...................................................
I am sooooooo happy :thrilled: :bounce:
Hey congratulations.
John
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Quote by duncanlondon
I have been to a few 'naturist clubs'. There is always this feeling of being watched and the temptation to start ogliing without thinking. They are never quite as relaxed as the members and visitors believe. However your experience was gross.
There's plenty of opportunity to find a discreet spot to strip off and have a picnic or outdoor shag. The clubs are only worth going to if you fit in with the members and become a member yourself.
Have to say I am appaled at what happend to you on the beach. But I have to disagree with Duncan about Clubs, they are very relaxed and easy to be in. Everyone looks for a while, but then relaxes.
John
