Quote by Maia
dahhhliing, Benny Hill you are not. Thank the Goddess for English men and their uncircumcised penis..
Have you been peeking?
John
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Quote by Sarah1448
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Right I'm here, hijack, why is it that the EEC want cucumbers to be straight rather than curly??
And they now say carrots are too much of a 'carrot' colour??
Is that not so that they reach the parts that curly Cucumbers reach? Or am I just a pervert?
John
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Quote by Maia
I just think the whole text (and mobile phone) thing is rather rude, if I want to reply to a text i will in my own time. If i want to answer my phone i will in my own time. I hate the way people expect you to answer it immidiately as if to say ' hey i dont give a toss what youre doing at the moment, i want to talk/text with you and you will bloody well do it when i want you too!!'
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I completely agree with you! There is absolutrely no sanctuary left. I've even once had the displeasure of someone answering their phone when they were on the toilet
Mind you, text messaging is very good as a shopping list! Rather than have someone blab it to you over the phone, they ca text it to you, that and directions.
BTW, hello MikeNorth
Cooled down now?Let's return to the old days, when mobiles were not around. Life was so much easier then.
I also hate texts, and it takes me all day to compose a reply. Even more annoying is predictive text. I HATE IT!
John
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I don't know you guys, but feel from what I've read here that as you have so many friends on this site, it would be a shame if you were to give it up altogher, and going to the Social Events, will mean that you can maintain the friendships you have made.
Friends are very very important people. Good luck to you both.
John
Friends are very very important people. Good luck to you both.
John
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Quote by peenut
According to Bond, James Bond, maybe the answer is to take your drink shaken not stirred! an he seems to impress the ladies.........
Thanks Peenut, I knew their was something wrong. Now if only I can manage to impress the Ladies, well when the bandages come off that is.
John
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Quote by fabio grooverider
roger... we had this last night and i am really glad that you have posted again mate.. we are not going to agree on this but i am glad that you have...
maybe it is about time we took the term "munch" back....because it has been chipped away the time i have been here..... and then hopefully we will have much clearer defination of what a munch is.... or a meet..... or an after party, i am certainly not saying that i wouldn't go to them but at least people have a much better idea of what to kind of event to expect and how to behave...or not as the case may be....
sean xxxxxxxx
Surely the name doesn't matter Fabio, the event is a "Social Gathering" not a swinging party, and surely we should all be adult enough to realise the difference. I for one will go to Munches, expecting nothing more than getting to know people, the chance to become seriously involved in SwingingHeaven by being known to others and to know others.
If on the other hand I have gone to a party, or somewhere that people play, then my behaviour would be modified to suit the location.
John
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Quote by Tool
Well so far, this thread seems to span the entire spectrum of society...
It goes from people who don't swing, to people who swing but are shy, to people who are happy to play, but only when asked politely and only with people they know to people who love a snog and a grope and really don't mind!
We'll have to get the UN in to sort this one out.....
Firstly let me say I am a Munch newbie, but have attended other swinging events, so am not a complete scene Virgin. I think that Tool when he mentions "The entire spectrum of Society" is absolutely right. This site covers just that.
This whole thread has been absolutely gripping. I am headed for my first Munch, with great trepidation, as I will be meeting a whole new bunch of people, my mind will be focused entirely on making a good impression, and on meeting as many people as possible, just to put faces to names. I am treating this Munch as a way to make friends, to meet with new people. To become part of this (SH) community.
Thank you for giving me this opportunity to speak on this matter.
John
