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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Sarah1448
Yes we should
I want to stand on behalf of the SH fluffers and southern trollops parties,
Policies:- will be sorted out at a later date,
Do I get to do TV interviews? who going to interview me?

Careful Sarah, if you want to get elected, don't you think that just interviewing the TV's might create animosity amoung the other groups on here? This political thing is hard work you know.
John
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Now what do I do, two different computers and the same result doing this, both computers crashed.
That either makes me mad as a hatter, or that there are outside influences working to make sure that I discover nothing about myself.
John
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Keep you pecker up Fred. You've left me stunned, all I can do is wish you the very best for the future.
John
Quote by cu3b4ll
Oooh! That's just spooky :shock:

It is so, the computer crashed just as I completed the test, so I'm going to try it on this one now.
John
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Quote by VenusnMars
I eat, drink, read and sleep in the bath. I want a set up like they had in 'The Darling Buds of May'
It's the only room in the house where I can get any privacy, so I milk it.
Venusxxx

Do you bath in the Milk then Venus?
John
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Me too please, only can I have a Jockey who can stay on his Horse this tim.
John
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Quote by Steve_Lincs
Thanks for that Marms,we had meant to put one on yesterday but completely forgot.
4245 posts,bloody hell :shock:
For those of you out there that don't know we started off as Marms rightly said as ClarenSteve some 12 months a while of Clare post whoring i decided to go solo so we split up (Alex Fem actually thought we'd split up properly loon ).
I then managed quite a few posts before leaving for a while in quite a fashion (most will remember the posts).Now i'm back and i think were both back on track and enjoying the parties and munches we organise.
Hopefully in another 12 months we'll be celebrating being complete swinging whores wink :twisted:

It's great to have you both, congratulations.
Manly Hugs for Steve :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Hugs for Clare, oh bugger the hugs, passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss
John
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With lips like yours Debbie, I could forgive you anything.
John
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Are we going to have different Parties, or shall it be The SwingingHeaven party left and right wing?
John.
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I don't think you are strange Ice, I'm not as anti as you, but I would rather go down, or as our American Friends say give head, to a lady, rather than be receiving a blow job.
dunno
John
Quote by Debbiewebs
WINE
Personality: Conservative,classy, sophisticated
Approach: Try & weave Paris & clothing in2 the conversation

ooo how true smile smile smile lol lol lol lol wink wink
So how do you fancy a trip to Paris Fashion week Debbie?
John
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Hi secretmaccamslag, try the following link, see if it's any help. Don't know much about London Hotels, but know London, so if you want the lowdown on the location of a particular hotel I might be able to help.

I have phone a couple of Black Cab drivers and am waiting for them to get back to me with any ideas they may have.
John
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Quote by veejay
I just came back from a pee to edit this, made sure I didn't drop my brain in it! Actually, didn't King Geroge 3rd die from blue pee? A sign of ..er what was it? Mental Illness? Oh dear...am I doing a King George?

No, he had porphyria. One of the symptoms can be passing red urine. It didnt kill him str8 away, made him crazy and blind first. smile
Ah but did he drop his mobile down the toilet at any time?
secretmaccamslag your phone may recover but unlikely, mine was drwoned by a kettle of boiling water, and never got up again until I had it repaired.
John
:dry: dunno
You're Colors and Scents condoms! You're funky and unique, and a little bit kinky!
John
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I,m good with tea, have you got the bags? I'll bring the milk.
John
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Ok, I'm on my way, got balls and something to pull, I'll stop for wine,(red or white?) and we can make a night of it.
John
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Could make for an evening of fun after the food. How deep asleep is he?
John
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Not balls, naughty girl, but rice and sauce, stuff like that, and something to pull.
John
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Quote by ^Tigger^
Depends how hot it is lol......can only handle mild stuff or me tongue drops off lol
was lookin forward to me chicken fried rice n chicken balls n sweet n sour sauce !....looks like its goona be shreddied wheat instead or sommet lmao :cry:

Just a mild one tonight, got to work again tomorrow, but if you prefer I can bring some balls round.
John
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Quote by ^Tigger^
........When all kids are sleeping round a friends for the night (not often that happens!) and hubby has promised a chinese and a drink in a pub then swifly falls asleep by 10 PM and u havent been out nor had dinner........HELP !!! Bored stiff!!!!
*wonders weather she should have bothered getting up today......*

On the Other hand give me a call, I've just been down the Indian for a takeaway, and don't mind sharing.
John
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Quote by RedHot
It may help your quest if you were to give your location either in your post or on your profile rolleyes
Tracy-Jayne

Surely that would make things too easy Red? I thought dogging was all about the unexpected.
John
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Or then again maybe it wasn't nicked at all, but somehow abducted to drag you into one of those deep and dark conspiracy theoroies.
John
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How did you manage to kill his drill? Sounds like a great time was had by all.
He is a star.
John
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Hi McCloggie. :welcome: to SH, hope you have a great time. You seem to have a great sense of Humour.
John
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Got a rather nice van! Now all I need is...................................................................................
Some one to cook the cock.
John
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