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4 Sep 2005

Hi Helen,
Can I put my name down please, pretty please.
John
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31 Aug 2005

Damn too late again.
Well done Jags.
John
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31 Aug 2005

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Sorry I'm speechless.
John :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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31 Aug 2005

Quote by Lovecommando

Wishing you both all the best. Here's to the next 20 years.
LC :cheers:

What LC says.
Have a great day, and here's to many more.
John
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31 Aug 2005

Quote by sexyfella
Iv been on other sites before this one and ive noticed single men have a much harder time to find what there looking for can anyone explain why this seems to be the case?

I can't say I've had a hard time on here, in fact I've had a great time and long may it continue.
Just stick around, get yourself known and have some fun.
John
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31 Aug 2005

Quote by Kitty

ES has gone all techie :shock: :shock:
God help us now he know's how to create Av's himself, we'll gonna end up with all sorts of 'Eagerisms' appearing :scared:
ES, love the frilli knicks ;)

Now I don't know if I should get all excited, or perhaps just avert my eyes.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
hmmm ye right if u can't deal with it then u aint my type

Nope, you're not my type! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
:huh:
Steady there Eager.
I hope he has a type.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by bobbieuk75
He's too busy playing bloody solitaire to take any notice of advice we give him!!
Mal

Does that mean he's having a wank? lol

I've got solitaire on my computer, I must have been playin it all wrong. Can you help explain the rules FB?
John
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John,
I think it has something to do with the picture cards.
Bob
Thanks Bob,
Sorry folks I'm off to play cards.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Oh well, and here was I thinking I might just have an opinion.
Oh Hum.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Was last time as well John

Wish I'd been there.
All green with envy now.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Time enough to get started....................we can always finish later :twisted:

I thought you were going to watch, now your busy as well????
John
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29 Aug 2005

Welcome you two, have fun and as others have said, just enjoy youselves.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Thank you John
As long as you realise that I HAVE to stop part way up them to have a passionate snogging session
Fee
XX

That's OK with me. As I said I can't think of anything nicer.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Unfortunately I don't like lifts :shock: AT ALL :shock:
I'm more of a stairs girl (Fee goes all faint and horny thinking back to the stairway at the last Scottish munch :twisted: :twisted: )
Fee
XX

Any time you need walking upstairs Lady FB, please give me a shout, I can't think of anything nicer.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
He's too busy playing bloody solitaire to take any notice of advice we give him!!
Mal

Does that mean he's having a wank? lol

I've got solitaire on my computer, I must have been playin it all wrong. Can you help explain the rules FB?
John
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29 Aug 2005

Damn, it's always the same, I get to find the thread when it's too late,
Have a great party.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
I perfer oranges please, and yes a rub down would be fine thank you

Ok oranges it is, do you want the rub down before half time or at the end of the game?
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Nottingham munch hotel (if only the lifts could talk)
Not me of course

So where was I then?
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Can I be a substitute and wear a number 69 shirt please? :lol:

Only if I can bring on the Lemons, and give you a rub down later.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Hi Wishmaster,
If there is a spare place and a spare single fem, then can I add my name to the list?
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
surely nobody really irons sheets? that as bad as ironing socks, nightwear and undies

Should I not Iron my underwear then NN? Perhaps that's where I've been going wrong. I often wondered what that funny line was!!!!!!!
John
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29 Aug 2005

So where do we put the Swinging Heaven Dictonary? Should it be a sticky, coz I've just learnt loads of stuff, and I'm about to empty all the stuff from my Glory Hole (Cupboard Understairs) just in case.
John
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29 Aug 2005

I'm happy because I'm part of SH, and because I've met so many nice people.
Makes me smile every day.
John
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29 Aug 2005

Congratulations you two. It's nice to know that romance is alive and kicking on the forum.
John.
PS Pressie is on it's way so I've been told.
John
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29 Aug 2005

So where were you Postie, when I joined the site.
Is it any wonder that I have failed on all counts thus far, I shall just have to adjust my posts in future.
Now does any one fancy a shag?
John
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29 Aug 2005

Are we now going to have a section for Swinging Pussies?
Over to you Mark.
I have two a girl and a boy, anyone up for a meet?
John
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
if men were meant to be hard all the time... why did god give them tongues?

Well said Busty, and thank heavens for Honesty.
John
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26 Aug 2005

I think you may have to, I seem to be a slow learner, plus I can never remember the names of all those funny bits.
John
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26 Aug 2005

Not granted, unless we can all come along, why should Mrs Happy Cats be allowed to have all the fun?
John
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26 Aug 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Well MY PM seemed to get through!!
McC now feels wanted!
McC

So tell me McCloggie just where is that random button?
John
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