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Horous
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69

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Hooray, just got Doctor Who on tape, so now I can watch it for myself.
John
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We are becoming very well educated here. But we may have to be careful, the Mods could start banning us for bad spelling, punctuation and gramma.
John
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I think after reading all that, I'll stick with what I know.
John
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Quote by blondeslave
Hi all,
We are off on holiday to Magaluf in a few weeks.
I wondered if anyone could recommend good restaurants, clubs or places we should go?

I think we should all go, then we could discover all the popular places, like a SH wish you were here.
John
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Quote by Suze43
Oh Helen thank god for that - i thought i was just me!!! One of my recent lovers swore blind it must be with a problem - he said i was the only woman he had shagged who couldnt come!! Made me feel just great i can tell u!! i can cum quite easily using the tongue or fingers (esp both wink ). I told him that about 80% of women cant cum thru penetrative sex but no, he wouldnt have it - he kept on and on grinding into me saying "oh is that right" "how about this". Talk about being under bloody pressure!! I have spoken about this to my mates and only two of them can cum from intercourse but i cant and i want to!! Oh well at least its not just me ........... xxx

Suze, don't worry, he was just crass. I think your 80% is about right.
John
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Quote by hornet harlot
That's exaclty what it's like I have to make sure I have a towel underneath as I literally do flood. It's definitely not wee it comes from a different place and it is milky, I have checked this out as that is what I thought it was at first. Oh and it smells different. Do what Vix said and go to the loo first then you can let go ! If I am really horny and with someone for the first time I usually warn them, as 1 guy jumped a mile when I came.
:love: xxx

If you become anything like my ex, you will need more than a towel, I would suggest mattress protection as well.
She could manage it through both penetration and mastrubation. Keep trying you will get there.
John
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Quote by markps
Is it me or is mo mowlam getting more attractive?

Better get something done before you go the whole hog and try to get her to a Munch, or worse still meet her at a club.
John
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Only had replies pointing me in the direction of other sites, so have decided to lurk around in here instead.
Is much more fun, and the people are genuine.
John
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The only comment I can make here is that I had a full body wax for Children In Need, and I have to warn anyone, make sure you trim the pubic region first, never had anything so painful. The rest was a doddle.
John.
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Blimey mate, I nearly said I didn't notice a change, then I put me glasses on.
Can't comment, otherwise people might think I was starnge.
John wink wink wink
Quote by Vix
Look. I called Venus a v funny name, when I quoted her, and no-one even bloody noticed.
I demand your attention! mad

Just thought you were refering to the fact she' already started on the wine.
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John
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Quote by Vix
Bollox! Is no-one talking to me tonight? Who am I? Clare_Lincs?
(soz Clare)

What's the matter Vix?
John
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Quote by VenusnMars
confused Ben Stiller is horrid.

Ben Stiller is as funny as fuck. No argument.
Venusxxx
I find his humour bland and repetitive. That remark comes from somebody who enjoys the finer laughs and not the so called 'toilet' humour you kids are using today.
Seeish rolleyes
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You are a pretentious shite. When you mature, you`ll realise that sometimes the most obvious is such because it is.
Freckle. Yes I am :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
What's your favorite wine Venus?
John
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Good Luck Peenut, glad to see you are able to have a laugh.
John
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Quote by blondeslave
How long does it take?
John
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How long does what take????

Sorry Blondeslave, was asking Hornet how long her direct access would take.
John
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Quote by Happy Cats
Neville, waving his arms in the air at the shop stewards meeting

Does he have time for that and football?
John lol
So we have a great team then? Owen is tied up with Vix, and Rooney is busy in a Brothel. Anyone know what's happening To Becks?
John
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How did we get from Ben Stiller to Correction?
Did I miss a post on the way?
John
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Quote by uhuru
Far more interesting on here, so I have no idea what's going on with the football.
John
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Agreed! Although I used to be a football fan, somehow when I grew up anything related to sex seemed more fun. lol
Very true.
Happy Cats, I have a question, what could Owen have played with all night?
John
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I have to first confess to not having much experience dogging, but this thread brings to light what could be a terrible problem.
All this checking of use by dates, would surely spoil the moment?
John
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Quote by freckledbird
This is our gorgeous big pussy. She is as mad as her owners :twisted:

Just look at the sparkle on that tap!
Oh Freckle, it's just Cilit Bang.
John
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
I just had to stop by and check your names out. It's the Avatar see.
John
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rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
You mean a name like a proper injun name? something meaningful about their start in life, like ...
She who was conceived behind bikeshed :shock:
or........
Drunken Gangbang confused
dunno
Or the two dogs a fu, never mind. Seriously, when ever I see you name mentioned I just have to see what you have posted. Call me strange, nay weird even, but there is just something about your avatar that attracts me.
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John
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Far more interesting on here, so I have no idea what's going on with the football.
John
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