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Horous
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69

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I know Vix, but just who is this Bill Gates Fella, and what does he know any way?
John
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Quote by VenusnMars
I was really looking forward to being a complete self-centered tart and posting pictures too sad
Sooooo, I'm going make some room on this PC and do it alllll over again tonight! :bounce:
Venusxxx

Is that two nights on the trot?
Hope you enjoy yourselves, I have and I'm just watching.
John
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Quote by Libra-Love
Ask Blue, she did the course wink
I'd say I'm just me. Trying to find out what, who and how being me effects me. But an interesting journey all the same.
Or is that the last bottle of wine that just said that? :shock:

If it was the wine, then you are WibblyWobbly.
Hope you find out what, who and how, it's a long journey, especially when people keep moving the gola posts.
John
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Quote by Chardonnay
I myslef like to be able to have a peek at an ad of the person im talking to. It gives you a little insight as you where they are from and what they are hoping to find, of course piccies are a big plus if they give a vague idea of the persons build ect, facial pics even better but for good reasons many people dont actually put up a clear facial shot.

That could explainn why nobody talks to me..........But hell, not everybodies as photogenic as you lot.
John
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Quote by VenusnMars
I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!! banghead
Read my lips. I don't care if the photos are fuzzy, honest! rotflmao
Venusxxx

Mars, listen up, enjoy things first, then take pictures afterwards. Or I'll come and lend you my camera.
John
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Quote by lucyweebaps
have decided to go away tomorrow :happy: but not sure where to go? We were going to make a weekend of it but unfortunately Ken is Djing tonight..
Blackpool seems a good idea as it's not too far, any good pubs or clubs there ?
Lucy xxxxxxx

Where ever you end up going have a great time.
John
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'll join you Little Gem
Get the jacuzzi on then and I'll get the alcohol.
Having a real shit day and just want to chill out in the corner feeling sorry for myself complete with a JD, stella and my thoughts.
In fact I could do with a real good cuddle sad
Think I've got post munch blues now, must be catching but I'm sure good company will help
the Laird
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I'm a trifle confused LadyFeeBee, is that a JD and Stella together, or will they be in seperate glasses?
Please accept these hugs from me.
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: kiss kiss
John
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Quote by Libra-Love
I'm a little bit of both....I think.

Would that come down to Wubbly, or Fribbly?
John
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Quote by little
Where do i get all this from. From realising perhaps too late, that i did have the option of being HONEST. But never saw it. Its what real relationships are based on.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Very well put Little.
John
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Quote by ockysweeties
the club emailed and said "smart casual"... at least to get in the door. As for fetish-wear, which we think is acceptible in the club, we def. do NOT want to be wearing it on our journey, nor do we want to pack a big bag...
I'm going in back slacks and a button down
She's wearing heels, short denim skirt, silk hankercheif type top w/ no bra.
we're going to look like country bumpkins, aren't we...

Don't sound like Country Bumpkins to me, or let me know what part of the Country the wear outfits like Mrs Ockysweeties, and I'll be there like a shot.
John
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Quote by Libra-Love

I'm more partial to the zebra actually.
Or is that a quagga? rolleyes

Are you selling a new line in Fire Extinguishers Libra?
John
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Have just come accross this thread, and was truly paniced until I read further.
:doh: Don't you just hate it when you've lost all track of time. Had forgotten todays date.
John
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Quote by Libra-Love
Wow, that was an interesting read Blue, thanks for that. Been trying to make sense of what and how and where I'm coming from for awhile now.

But what are you Libra, Wibbly or Frubbly. Me I have to go Frubbly, and I'm off for a Frubbly bath now.
John
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Quote by hornet harlot

That's exaclty what it's like I have to make sure I have a towel underneath as I literally do flood. It's definitely not wee it comes from a different place and it is milky, I have checked this out as that is what I thought it was at first. Oh and it smells different. Do what Vix said and go to the loo first then you can let go ! If I am really horny and with someone for the first time I usually warn them, as 1 guy jumped a mile when I came.
:love: xxx

If you become anything like my ex, you will need more than a towel, I would suggest mattress protection as well.
She could manage it through both penetration and mastrubation. Keep trying you will get there.
John
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I'm there Horous believe me, did I say how big the towel was ? Once I'm on a roll I gush to the touch :gagged: but hey too much information sometimes the unknown is a thrill wink wink wink
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That's the one Hornet, need to change the bed NO!!!!!, I've just had the most terrible thought, but I'm going to save that for later.
John
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Still sticking to my original choice, will only change if they get you on telly Silk.
Sorry BigG.
John
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Had to go for Sweeny, as I don't know the middle one, and Carole Smillie has been done too often. So I hear.
John
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It should give you the information you require, or you will find a useful link there.
John
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There is a web site dedicated to extreme body mods, but I can't remember what's it called, will try to locate it for you.
John
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Quote by VenusnMars
If I want to cum the same time as Mars, I sit on top which will hit my g-spot, and ride him like a bitch on heat, not up and down, but back and forth because it gets my clit at the same time. If he sits up to suck on my boobs, that also adds pressure to my clit, but will interfere with the rythmn as I'm getting closer, so I throw the poor sod back, ride him faster, and sometimes will play with my clit at the same time until I have reached an earth shattering climax which has possibly injured him in the process. I am very selfish when I want to cum, but I always apologise afterward. Promise!
Um, yeah, mebbe I'll shut up now :uhoh:
Venusxxx

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Don't stop now Venus, just got into the swing of this, little bit bruised and battered, but enjoying it all the same.
John
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Welcome back!!! wave wave wave wave
Now then, about this Leave Pass ......................................... :shock: :shock: lol lol lol

AWOL again Sgt' was he. Shouldn't be allowed.
John
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Quote by rachel-lane
any tips blondie?? yea dont go. you,ll be surounded by spotty sweaty teens trollied on exstacy pills all saying pukka innit and large it geezer, got any coke mate lol

Would that be Diet or Full Fat Rachel?
John
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can i have a root beer instead , no ice. ta
Do they sell that in Magaluf?
John
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Personally i would not want to swing with someone who is 19 but that is only because they would make me feel so bloody old! Saying that, a 19 year old might not want to swing with me lol Each to their own! Diversity, thats what makes it all so very interesting and enjoyable. If we all liked the same thing then there would be some very lonely people in this world!
Age is just a number and if someone is mature enough to handle the lifestyle at age 19 then good luck to them. A lot of people will never be mature enough to handle swinging and for them, age will never give them the maturity needed!
Welcome Arron, enjoy the site and hope you have fun!

Great way to put things Naughty. Each to their own, If I could only remember back to when I was 19, I started even earlier than that, but I won't say on here exactly how old.
John
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It would have to be Willy Carson. But the horses seemed to get on well with him.
Where can I find out more about your tree?
John
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Quote by rachel-lane
any tips blondie?? yea dont go. you,ll be surounded by spotty sweaty teens trollied on exstacy pills all saying pukka innit and large it geezer, got any coke mate lol

Would that be Diet or Full Fat Rachel?
John
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Sorry to hear you've been let down yet again, but it does seem to happen.
I can only suggest that you try to get invites to some of the Munches, as there you are guarrenteed to meet people.
Keep trying.
John
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Quote by Wilki
Just a thought, and perhaps a little warning. Some companys actually can check whos been on what sites, ect while at work, and take a very dim view, if the site in question is not work related..
Disciplinary action often follows such work related discretions.
I certainly wouldnt like to think someone who i employed spent his time surfing the net.
Oh and before someone says " what about you " I own the bloody business flipa

Sorry Boss, still at work, and still surfing the web.
John
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Quote by Clare_Lincs

Clare would you cosider 47 too old?
John
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Nope biggrin
You mean there is still hope left for me?
John
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