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Horous
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69

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I hate decisions. Can I love them all the same.
Please Jags.
John
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Quote by the_Laird
Oh this is just getting too much :doh:
I've just had a PM from the Laird asking for a shag !!!!! :giggle: :giggle:
Fee
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And seeing as you never even bothered to reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm putting myself about wink
Surely Not! Have you got a computer each now? If so how about you engage in some Cyber Sex?
John wink
Quote by sexyjess23
oooo that sounds like so much fun!! i'd definately like to come but i dont have a tent :cry:
maybe someone could squeeze me in with them?? biggrin

Jess you can have my van, I'll bring an extra tent.
John
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Quote by uhuru
I have a cat, love my computer and often can't be bothered to shave my legs. Does this mean I am a butch lesbian? :shock:
And if so, can I spank Tool as he is asleep on the sofa next to me?? lol

No so to the First question, and if you promise not to tell him it was me, then Of course you can spank him.
John
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Quote by gingerjo-lee
hiya philg
glad you had a great night ive been to the club for 1 of ukrudegirls partys b4 and had a great night. didnt go last night as lee was working today sad
cya soon gingerjo xx

Ginger can you clear somthing up for me please. When UKRG advertises her Parties at the club, she says admission is , but the club say , also does the old membership still stand.
Thanks
John
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Quote by the_Laird
Well I suppose it had to happen eventually
The Laird now has his own identity prompted by never being able to get Fee’s arse away from the computer (as fine an arse as it is wink ) and much confusion by some posters as to the sex of the Laird (Thanks again for the manly hugs Horous cool )
I suppose that makes me a newbie so Hi folks wave and can I still come to the Munches? Pleeease !!!! :twisted:
The Laird

Hi and welcome The_Laird, nothing wrong with Manly hugs you know.
:therethere: :therethere:
John
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
well size is nothing its the person inside that counts

Couldn't agree more.
John
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Quote by well_busty_babe
being a newbie myself i have to agree that this is a most unwelcoming place!
i have never met anyone on here, i truelly believe that they are all timewasters!
have spent hours going through adverts.... but do i get a single offer of a shag? - no i dont!.
something needs to be done. i propose those moddy peeps get their acts together and sort out some shags for us newbies as time is ticking on - and i dont want to waste it being here when i get nothing to show for it.

I got a Shag Pile going Begging Well_Busty, would that do for a start?
John
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From what I've read so far, the dress just has to be Bright Red.
John
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Quote by equi-princess
:shock: Hi everyone, I'm new to this too...... you lot take the mickey out of all newbies?????

Not all of them, it depends on their approach.
Welcome to SH, hope you have a great time here.
John
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Quote by Rainbows
Self sterotyping within the Lesbian world.
Most Lesbians have cats. Who knows why (and a slap with a wet fish to the first person who says "it's a pussy thing" rolleyes ).
And back in the days when the internet was new and not everyone had a home PC, it was often pondered upon why Lesbians seemed to all love their computers and the internet.
See - wealth of information I am :smug: lol
aRSexx :color:
Oh and Fingersmith continues at 9pm on BBC 1 cool

Thank you Rainbows, I feel much better now. As does the cat that now it knows it can stay.
John.
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PS See you after Fingersmith.
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Quote by Trapper
Take a vibrator with you!! wink

I rekon he should invite us all round.
John
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Quote by MikeC
redhot that little devils tail does it for me,
oooppsss looking at ur arse again.
MikeC

Caught me looking too Red. But that tail. :taz: Just brings out the beast in me.
John
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Me and Steve have this thing of,if were sat in a pub or someplace similar of watching peeps and trying to work them out :confused2:
We try to work out scenaios of their lifestyle,for instance people together but no longer in love or axe murderers,that sort of thing.
Poor bastards,theyre probably nothing like we make them out to be at all,but its all fun :lol2:
So do you lot do it too???Or are we just freaky wierdo's loon :uhoh:

So when was I in the same Pub as you Clare.
Phantom Axe Murderer.
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Quote by rachel-lane
you know ive got crisps fetish.....................................dont you? :twisted:

I do now Rachel.
John
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Quote by Rainbows
Hee hee - the last woman I went out with kept getting mistaken for a bloke. Even the gay guys kept hitting on her lol lol lol
And I know she won't read this 'cos she doesn't have a computer! :shock: Or a cat!
A Lesbian without a computer or a cat???! :shock:
But she shaved her legs - I promise!

What has a Computer and a Cat got to do with being a lesbian? As I have both I am now confused about my sexuality, perhaps I should have stayed in bed.
John
confused confused
I just popped in here to discover what an Orgy was, now I'm confused. The last defination I heard, was "An Orgy is an event where people throw crisps at one another" so here I stand with my ready salted, and nothings happening.
John
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Quote by Happy but looking
Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need a smile change. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas? lol

Try sticking the bored part of your anatomy in a vindaloo, see if there is enough spice in there, then we can invite your wife to a Munch and entertain her.
John
rolleyes rolleyes
Trapper you missed just one point, before embarking on this foolish escaped, did you not think to cover yourself from head to foot in leather, including long gloves, mind I find welding gloves best, to protect yourself from that gentle pussysEVIL CLAWS.
Other wise it will be you requiring the house call from your GP.
John
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You Are An Intense Kisser!
Now what do I do, my left hand has chapped lips.
John
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No, no, no Fab They put a Bounty UP him...
:shock:

And such an innocent question, well it just goes to prove there is no one left to trust in this world.
John
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Congratulations. Have a great day.
:high-smile: :high-smile: :rose: :cheers:
John
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Quote by Jags
Conversation??
Comfort?
or just a load of bollocks??
lol
Oh - off to spend half an hour with Ally McCoist!! Be back later
:inlove:

Conversation I can manage, also Comfort, but a load of old bollocks may take a little time.
How's Ally?
John
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