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4 Apr 2005

I'll go two goldfish, plus tank, for your wallet at the end of the auction.
John
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3 Apr 2005

It is nice to have a little to think about. So I agree with leaving something to the imagination
John
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3 Apr 2005

I think the one where you are laying on your back, it's a great shot.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Nothings up that's the problem.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Quote by Trapper
All these posts should have answered your question now Andy!
After reading them all, he's probably too knackered to do owt!

No he's taken advice and posted another thread to see if he can buy himself a strap on.
I have a great blindfold
John
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3 Apr 2005

Check the thread making a woman cum, had all the answers there.
John
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3 Apr 2005

I've only got three words to say WOW WOW WOW.
Worth the wait.
John.
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3 Apr 2005

I'll come back when you've calmed down, but I'd have to agree.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Sounds Kinda spooky to me, it's hard enough keeping up when you only have one Nick to worry about.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Quote by Tool
You should experience multinicking.

Is that where they steal all your credit cards?
John
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3 Apr 2005

If only I could catch up with her.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Ta mate, shall I bring my passport, all will I get a new one?
John.
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3 Apr 2005

Quote by redstilletto
personally i'd stick ya knob in the food blender
far less painfull than what she'll do when she catchs you out
:happy:

Oh Redstilletto, you've just made me go all perculiar.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Could be a laptop and satalite up link.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Ask her. Welcome by the way.
John
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3 Apr 2005

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Congratulations. Jiggle.
John
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3 Apr 2005

I have to start on the M1, I'm South of Watford Gap, almost South of Watford.
John redface

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3 Apr 2005

Can I defect then? Must say there's more going on up there than down here, and it's only an hour and a half up the M1
John

3 Apr 2005

No I'd be out voted, and would have to follow her up there. Would you all be responsible for inflicting me on the Midlands?
John
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3 Apr 2005

:doh: Didn't think about that. redface

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John

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3 Apr 2005

Use the CD Burner, and then you can copy us one each.
John
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3 Apr 2005

How do you all find the time to listen to all these albums? Yet still manage to post on here?
Mine are : War of The Worlds, Jeff Wayne.
: Bat out of Hell Meatloaf.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Mac, stop kiss the Jaffa Cakes, and share them around I'm starving.
John
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3 Apr 2005

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Hello, :welcome: to the land of fun.
John
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3 Apr 2005

I'll stand with my 21.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Good one Fashion.
John
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3 Apr 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

P.S. I hope LL has found a house as I'm ruining her thread

No problem Serendipity, the house hunting has been put on hold for now.
A small matter of signing on the dotted line which a quickie trip to the lawyers should clear up soon enough.
THEN I'M OUTTA HERE!!! :bounce: :taz: :bounce: :taz: :bounce:
How about we make the South a Sexier place and you come live here?
John
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3 Apr 2005

Quote by blueis
Anyone remember 'the golden shot' ?
"bernie the bolt"...
....left a bit, right a bit....

But I thought he said shoot, not Cum
John
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3 Apr 2005

banghead

:doh:
John
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3 Apr 2005

Does that mean the tranquilizers can go away for a while Debbie?
John
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