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4 Apr 2005

Hello, Good Evening and :welcome:
John

4 Apr 2005

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo not yet Sarge, please let me stay up a while longer.
John
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4 Apr 2005

Made a bit of a mess of that other Royal Wedding. Not Ken and Derdrie, the other one.
Pope Idol sounds like a great idea, but would anyone want a job for life?
John
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4 Apr 2005

Great Avatar you've got there, hope you stop by more often.
John
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4 Apr 2005

Hello and :welcome: Secretmaccamslag hope you have a good time on here.
John
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4 Apr 2005

Life of Brian?
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4 Apr 2005

Jeanne's Bottle?
John
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4 Apr 2005

Is Sgt Bilko one?
John
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4 Apr 2005

The Fifth Element?
John

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4 Apr 2005

I prefered your original work clothes.
John
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4 Apr 2005

Sorry, I hope I haven't done the wrong thing. It was not my intention.
John

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4 Apr 2005

If only I'd got here before eight.
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I've just reread the topic.
John
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4 Apr 2005

Told you I've been in here to long now.
John
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4 Apr 2005

:cheers: For that, brought a smile to my face.
John.

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4 Apr 2005

Cor you two, all he asked was to be filled in, now you want to kidnap him.
Behave.
John
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4 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I know,I know :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
But Im keeping :gagged: :giggle:

Clare any chance you could just whisper in my ear, I've been stuck in this Foroum so long, the last recent film I saw was The Ten Commandments.
John
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4 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
Happy Birthday Maia, you're 25 aren't you? ( don't deny it! )

Yeah right.. I wish.. No i don't really. I like being in my thirties... I snore and I don't mind admitting it... my tits are pendulous and I no longer am envious if Pamela Anderson and Drew barrymore is still the person I rather get stuck in a sex shop with.. lol

Plus some younger guys think I am sexually refined cos of my age... nevermind that I still think that candyfloss is a great sex aid
Candyfloss? I've done it with the odd toffee apple, but Candfloss. Care to enlighten me?
John
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4 Apr 2005

I'm confused again, must be a Monday thing, but I don't think I've ever seen a straight female, alll the ones I ever met have curves.
Or am I just on the wrong track again?

:doh:
John
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4 Apr 2005

Don't you just love surprises?
John
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4 Apr 2005

Grapes of Wrath?
John
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4 Apr 2005

Would it be fair to say I am totally confused

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4 Apr 2005

Thank you Steve.
Regards
John
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4 Apr 2005

Hi Clare,
Can I be included too please, pretty please, pretty pretty please.
John
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4 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
Thank you again for the lovely birthday wishes. I have been given lovely things so far but have yet to be given anything naughty...hhrrmmmmppppfffff...

I'm keeping the naught gift til later. Happy Birthday.
John
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