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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by nealfiona
So what you saying Hertsguy30s, you don't like my tits? :grin:
Lucyuktv2 your bum looks better mine lol, and Blue and Satin always look sexy in their pics :twisted:
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Beautiful tits Nealfiona, and I agree with the rest of your statment.
John
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Followin this and another of Rachel's posts, I have decided to apply for Citzenship in Guam.
John
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Great question, thanks for asking, was musing about it only yesterday myself.
John
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Blimey Rachel.
I'm impressed, but am just going to apply for citzenship of another Country, can you reccomend one?
John
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Hi Venus. I think I'm keeping up so far, but where I really need help is Gramma, and then verbs and adverbs.
Thank you for the help so far.
I will bring an apple tomorrow teacher. Do we have corporal punishment in this school? I may have to be disobiedient.
John
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Oh Dear,
Why do you do these things to me Rachel, now I have to confess.
APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and
fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional.
Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover
can see.
Another Ram I guess.
John
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Quote by Trapper
I had that message yesterday from someone called shaz or something like that.
I deleted it immediately...think i did right there!

Me too in reply to my advert. I thinks she was advertising herself this morning under bored wife, I'll check and contact a Mod.
John wink
Quote by sexyjess23
Theres certainly some strange people out there confused
I had a recent reply to my ad saying "i dont want to meet you or anything - i just wanted to let you know i had a really good w***k over your pictures"
rotflmao

Sorry Jess, I diddn't reply to your advert, as I thought you wouldn't want an old git pestering you.
Great advert by thhe way.
John
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Have you any preference to the type of home? There's a place just up the road.
Fancy not calling me while trailing round Hertfordshire.
John
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I've got a Chevy Day van, complete with bed. Can I come too?
John
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Can we not have him put in a home for a while, just while he recovers?
Then we can have fun with the rubber.
John
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Quote by marmalaid
A man in a car starts to feel a little cold, he modifies the heating up just a little until he is comfortable.
Woman in a car starts to feel a little cold, she turns the heating up full, she starts to get hot after a while so she turns the heating down to 1/4, gets cold again so she turns it up to 3/4 and so on.

Blimey Marmalaid, you've been driving around with the wrong women. I find they tend to remove their clothing complaining it's too hot.
Don't get me wrong I love it.
John
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Sorry KcKat, I've heard about this Man Flu lark. I'll have to keep my distance, unless you have full rubber protection.
John
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I get it, we've missed the point, it's Twenty Questions, Animal, Vegatable, Mineral.
So who will start?
John wink
Quote by jodymac
hi 28 m walsall looking for meet
in most things
1st time on here so please b gentle lol

Got a leg of Pork, and some Sirlon Steak going cheap, fell of the back of a lorry on the M25.
John
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Quote by Maia
Also, discretion is a major theme here, many of us conceal certain of our personal details for good reasons, often to do with what friends, family, or work colleagues or management would assume (rightly or wrongly) if they knew we frequented this site, and engaged in sexual (or other) activities with contacts made on here.
Mike.

How articulately said, Mike. That is what I meant. I have friends who do not know about my liberal attitude towards sex and I suspect if they know, they would be worried that I might starting hitting on them or even their partner (why would I when I have the lovely likes of you, Mike to practise my pulling lines on smile )
Great words Mike, sums it up a treat.
John smile
Quote by Rainbows
Roger - I am going with option 1. A good snog and a flirt leaves me feeling great even if nothing else happens biggrin
aRSexx :color:

Me too, love a good snog and flirt, but can I ask the girls a question?
Have any of you orgasamed just by snogging alone? I once knew a girl that could.
John
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Quote by RedHot
NO with the amount of scams around,wait for a response from ebay first. kiss

but let the seller know what you are doing!!
Yes I have also emailed the seller to ask if the item has been withdrawn from sale, but no reply as yet, although it was only a couple of hours ago and not everyone sits at their pc 24/7 like I do so I suppose I should give it some time first rolleyes lol
T-J
There is some good advice here Red, and I can only reiterate what has already been said.
John
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I have two, a long haired black and white called the Old Man, even though he's just on a year old, follows me everywhere, he's more like a dog than a cat, and a female tabby called Mia.
They have both been done, so no kittens here I'm afraid.
John
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I was a devout coward, and lurked in the background for a while, before plucking up the courage to do my newbie post. Wish I had read Lovecommando's post before so doing, as mine was just a simple Hi I'm new here.
I have a great time now, but dammit, still have to look at the locked ones first.
John
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If I could find the Snog Emoticon, then I'd send you loads.
In the meanwhile
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John
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I hope you do Gem, other wise there'd be nothing to look at.
John
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Quote by skegnessswingers
It's OK Clare,
We can sneak some food up to you later
John
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Is it sushi?
Sorry Clare I've been Busted.
It is Sushi.
John
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Well done guys, Red you sure look stunning just the way you are.
John
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PS have you got a fag, I'm tryingto quit but finding it very hard to do.
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Quote by Sarah1448
Call yourself swingers......nothing happens at munches "BORING!".......think i would rather go to my Grannies for tea and crumpets........!

Grannies organise munches now Dave, didn't you know?
Ask Lucy wink
Yes and I will vouch for the fact she is one hell of a sexy woman
Is that the Grannie we are taling about? If so where can I meet her, and does she do Cucumber sandwiches?
John
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