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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by n64play
Ok, getting right down to the point, I have trouble just talking to strange women. I've always had a problem talking to people (guys and girls) that I don't know, and this makes it hard for me to strike up conversations with anyone I find attractive. Couple that with a confidence knock after being dumped after a year and a half long relationship....
Any advice you lot can give me would be appreciated!
Hey come on guys, give him a chance. If he keeps meeting strange women, then he has to try talking to them.
I look at it this way, no women are strange, they are just special. That seems to work.
John
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Quote by freckledbird
Maybe you could try posting on the forum more? You've been on almost a year and have 31 posts to your name - people on here may feel they don't know much about you.
I appreciate that posting more isn't always an option but if the ad hasn't worked, maybe getting known on the forum might be worth a try?
OK Freckle, take your point, but even posting here is no guarrentee of Sucess. I think that it is important to get out there to the Munches, or even the Clubs and try to actually meet people. I have been trying for ages, but my problem is one of not being photogenic, therefore getting no response to adds, but personality wise, I seem to get on well with folks.
Not easy trying to pour personality in to posts on here.
John :cry:
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Quote by Debbiewebs
not really.......only the cock!.............and like abit of hair ...that have the run line from there cock to there tummy button .............as i am so blind these days..............i can work me self up........... or down by feel
Blimey Debbiewebs, for the first time in a long time I've got something right.
Just how I sahve my bits.
John
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Quote by fembernie
Judy
On the way to the Scottish Munch on Saturday, one of my hold-ups was falling down!!! I had to stop a few times to hitch it up - much to the bemusement of people passing by - and Dambuster by the look on his face. Sarah 1448 did try to shield me a couple of times (did I ask for shielding!!...lol...) - so thanks Sarah.
Anyway.........Sarah1448 said "Judy TV says that if you wet the top of the hold up, tap it to your leg, then they will stay up". I got to the munch, went to the loo (leaving Steveg to get the first drinks in
I was wondering why one hold up only was falling down - I had thought that perhaps "Stephanie" had been trying it on and perhaps stretched it a bit - her legs are bigger than mine (bitch, bitch.....lol...)
So Judy - thanks for that top tip - got any more??
I think it was just a ploy to get Steveg to buy the drinks.
John
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Quote by Silk and Big G
I should imagine it depends on the activities involved . I should expect at least a verification that your false nails are attached with high quality adhesive for some games :-)
I totally agree with Silk and BigG, remind me to tell you all a story of False Finger Nails.
John
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Quote by rachel-lane
shaved shaved shaved and shaved or just as good a trim and edge ohhh did i say shaved ??nothing worse on a man or woman for that matter than a big privet hedge
Totally agree Rachel, can't bear pubic hairs in my mouth. Alright if I have too, beggars can't be choosers. but I do prefer shaved.
John
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Quote by Silk and Big G
We tried a boy racer meet once . It was outrageous , all these gangsta types playing their sub woofers really loud , revving their car engines and drinking all sorts of beer . The girls all wore very skimpy sports wear and the lads were really intimidating the way they stood by their cars looking mean . I think there may even have been some of them smoking illegal drugs ! We decided we would have some fun anyways , and can you believe it - with all these rebel teenagers about it us that the guys at McDonalds asked to get dressed and leave the carpark !! No justice.
I'm lovin' it
D'ya wanna go large ?? Rofl
So much for a Big Mac, wouldn't have happened at Burger King.
John
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Quote by DeniseBabe
There were a few of us today and we decided that only women want single men..... the single men are happy to play with a couple or with a single fem.
So with this we came up with the fact that single women only want to meet single men because deep down they want a relationship yet dont want to openly admit it......... are we right or wrong in our discussion and our outcome???
Perhaps some of us single men want something more permanant as well, but are too scared to admit it case we frighten the single girls off.
John
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Quote by blue_dragon
i have 5 rats at the moment and yes they are wounderful pets i dont care what people say about them as the people that say bad things about them no nothing about them i have been keeping rats for severeal years now and i love em they are part of the family,they are sweet and very cudderly and make great pets ,mine all know there name and comes when called and are very playful and will also lay with you for hours having cuddles
That's a lot of Rats Blue. But you are right, they are fun, and clean too.
John
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Quote by littlemee
Right click on file. Chose delete. It will be sent to recycle bin. Then open recycle bin and delete from there
This will delete from readily accessable memory.
The file will be embedded in the memory somewhere and if your kids are clever enough they might be able to find it even when you have done the above deleting.
Just keep your fingers crossed or make sure your kids aren't cyber nerds!!!
Better still keep thing like that in a password protected file, where the kids can't get their hands on it. The only sure way to delete anything is to format your hard drive.
John
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Quote by freckledbird
Is it just me or does anyone else think that some aliens have crept in recently and substituted Bluexxx for a whole different person?
Or did someone nick her locks and banning tools and give them to Jags?
I'm going to bed now! Quickly!!!
You coward. She's locked at least one thread tonight :shock:Blue is a wonderful person, me I'm just a creep.
John
