Quote by Lil_Bunny
Ladies
Being new to the scene I have took time out to read many an ad posted by you ladies and am shocked by the sheer number who ask for these superhuman 9/10" cocks which last all nite and make the brekkie in the morning :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not admitting 2 being in possession of a little weener or feeling a lack of self-confidence in my sexual performance but answer me this
Do we now live in a time where QUANTITY is a substitute for QUALITY

Quote by fashionbadge
Ladies
Being new to the scene I have took time out to read many an ad posted by you ladies and am shocked by the sheer number who ask for these superhuman 9/10" cocks which last all nite and make the brekkie in the morning :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not admitting 2 being in possession of a little weener or feeling a lack of self-confidence in my sexual performance but answer me this
Do we now live in a time where QUANTITY is a substitute for QUALITY

Quote by freckledbird
Does that mean I can get rid of my old Clapper for something a little more modern?:

Quote by rogerthedragon

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!

Roger the Dragon

Quote by little gem
No pics of me in overalls cos I did the painting in my underwear and not a lot else. I still got covered in paint though
I'd offer to recreate it for you , but the whole experience has left me rather traumatised!

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Hi - First Time Post - so pls be gentle lol.
Only been to Chams once on a Wednesday evening. V Nice Friendly place. All shapes and sizes, no pushy ppl. 100% relaxed atmosphere. We will be going back.
You'll be fine.
xx

Quote by little gem
Welcome to a piece of my life.
For the last few days I have been decorating my bedroom hence not being online much. (Feel free to fill me in on anything I missed that is worth knowing about! )
Anyway...... The room from decorating hell.
In my infinate teenage wisdom I thought I would buck the trend and paint my bedroom a lovely shade of post box red. It was lovely, passionate, rich warm and very womb-like. It also required four layers of "once" paint to cover. "Once" <pah!> Four fecking coats of white paint later and I can't see the red anymore
It has taken me three days to paint a room aprrox 4metres square
The walls are not smooth, there is a hidden dust factory, a spider farm, 23 years of hoarded stuff that needs to given to the bin nevermind the charity shop!
It would have been a toss up as to which make over programme I should have contacted and got in to do it for me; 60 minute makeover or how clean is your house? r.
I spent far too much time (and money) in IKEA and I haven't even got the space toassemble and put the furniture in the room cos I am such a terrible hoarder.
And I got trapped underneath my 7ft Compact Disc tower shelvey unit thingy as it toppled over and pinned me to the floor, covered in records, cd's, dvd's and vinal. Struggling like a beached whale I managed to free myself and tidy the mess I had made. Brushed the bits of broken cd case to one side and got on with clearing the metre high pile of stuff off my bed.
Anyone else care to share their decorating stories? ... maybe you got a decorator in and got a nice little bonus etc etc..... ;) Who knows? I certainly don't think I would have looked too apealing in an grotty dust stained top, paint stripe in my hair and a pair of knicks that kept riding up ending up up wedged uncomfortabley...... mmmm. Sexy beast me!
Gem. x

Of course - they're designed especially for the bored of today! Come in many colours (like women) and can be dangled on the edge of one finger (like women) but can't answer back and say FUCK OFF TOSSER (unlike women).

I can't think of ONE reason why any woman would want to alleviate your boredom.
Buy a Yo-yo - a television - a game boy. Women are not boredom alleviators!