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Horous
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69

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Lambs Navy Rum and diet coke, in a long glass, as I don't like the taste of the Rum. Not much of a drinker really, and find beer means I miss out on too much, as I am for ever having to go to the toilet.
Sorry too much information here.
John
redface
What did you have done to you cock Rach?
I'm thinking of a PA, or the one I stand no chance of spelling where it goes through the top of the head and out of the bottom, it begins with an A.
John
It's OK Ice, they wanted you to look.
Still that 40' rig, those great big wheels turning. The sound of that throbbing Diesel Engine.
I know what I'd rather be doing.
John
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I agree with Foxy, the first time can be good, but it is soooo much better to get to know the person you are with, their likes and dislikes.
One can stands can be too exciting if you get my drift.
John
I would, but how can I drive with just one hand on the wheel?
John
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They are great places to go, they tend not to force stuff down your throat, and give you the chance to explore your Spritual Side with out making you walk before you can run.
It doesn't matter what faith you are, they accept without question. They also have visiting Mediums and such like, and many of the Churches have a Circle, which I think you should partake in.
John
The woman who plays Steve Mum in Coranation Street. You know the blonde one in the short skirts, high heels and low cut tops.
Now see what you've done, I'm drooling now.
John
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I also knw a guy with it done, surprisingly he also like dangly bits on his.
I am considering having various bits pierced, but don't know if I'm brave enough.
John
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I think Venus has a great point, it is us as adukts who shape the lives of our children, and we should be allowing them to see the World, or rather England in a different Light.
I also happen to be a Naturist, and we are represented by the BN, who seem to think that we as Naturists shouldn't have sex, and are anti swingers.
Our Children were brought up in a Naturist Environment, we live at a Naturist site. Pat and I have recently parted company, but I am still involved in their lives, and we still live in a Naturist establishment.
Strangely without getting too political, a lot of the BN people who advocate this sexless life are single men.
We need to move forward and away from the Victorian attitudes that Great Britian Holds so dear.
Oops Sorry didn't mean to go on so.
John
redface Embarassed Naturist Swinger NOT.
Confused me, what are we talking about,, are M&S selling penises now?
John
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I have been using ASDA's own brand for sometime, Shades it's called, I tried that Charmine, but that fell into the Sand Paper section, sorry I can't spell catogorey, but am erring towards this Hello Vera stuff myself.
John
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Me, I'm the Granny Panties, makes me a sad old git really.
John
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Cor Blimey, you two are like MI5 and 6 put together. Don't know if I want to post anymore, case I get found out, I too have another alias, I also didn't pay that parking fine, and i haven't changed the address on my driving licence.
I don't think I've anymore crimes to confess.
Seriously good on you, it is nice to know that you have your fingers on the pulse.
John
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That's OK, but what happens when the batteries gi. In the wireless mouse and keyboard I mean.
John
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Gemma, How do you get your keyboard miles away from your screen. I'd love to know, then I wouldn't have to sit at this hard old desk.
Could take life easy on the sofa.
Isn't there a law about fondling canapaes?, if there isn't now, someone will invent one, or it will be taxable.
John
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Looks like a may be going on my own then, anyone here going to be there at the same time? Would be nice to meet up for a few drinks.
John :cry:
I've just fathomed out what safe sex is, and I'm off to get myself a pair of Marigolds as we speak.
John
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I do and picked some up in France the other day, they are still as good now as they were then,
John
Personally I'd let him go, and exact your revenge by enjoying your life, let him know that you are not going to be beaten, as a man I know that that hurts more than anything.
John
Good Luck.
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Grief can be a funny thing, we all take it in different ways, and we all handle it differently.
If she has a friends here, it perhaps helps to ease the burden.
John
Hi all would love to come along, if there is a single fem that would like to make up a couple, then please get in touch.
John
Don't think I'd go that far, if I'm going to have it done, I want people to see it, especially as they tell me it makes the nipple more sensetive.
John
OK, as a Coward, scared of needles and pain, should I go ahead and have a PA, all these tales of woe and rejection worry me. And what do you ladies think of male belly button and nipple piercings?
John
Hey if it's just a size thing, then I have met all colours in various sizes, and the biggest was not black, but white, over 12".
So it must be to do with something else.
It's your choice girls, but I do have a pot of black hammerite, if it helps get me a partner.
John
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Hopefully we are all real, I just think that as has been said it's in the words, is there a personality to help this 9" thing do it's work, or are we to assume that all women are interested in is what we men have lurking in our boxers, I wish that were the case, as I'd be in heaven, but as we all know the ladies on here are very sophisticated, intelligent and looking for fun and laughter as much as anything else.
By the way, I do have a great sense of humour, and yes I can take the knocks.
John
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Hi Lovecomando,
Going to be cheeky here, and see if I can't wangle myself onto the guest list.
Regards
John sad sad sad
Got to agree with you BigBoi, wish I was a girl after reading Serendipity's post.
Think with that I sahll have to retire for a while and take matters further.
John wink
This is serious now,
Makes a change for me I know, but I am going to Cap D' Agde this summer, for up to four weeks, last three weeks july first week august, haven't yet decided if I'm going to take an apartment, or if I'm going to camp, but I would like a playmate to go with.
You have to be prepared for the "What's SHE doing with HIM looks", as I am not the best looking kid on the block, not true really, I just not photogenic, and my mirror lies constantly.
Look me up advert number 246688, and let me know if you may be interested
I always seem to get here late, must get my computer fixed sometime, and if any one can sugest a reliable broadband supplier I'd be a happy man. Would love to come, if any single femm fancies an ugly old dog to accompamy them.
John
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