If you are not already inundated with single males, then I'd like to be involved. What's your favourite tipple by the way? As I'm driving I won't be able to drink, so may as well bring something that you like.
John
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Jack_Daniels, has nicked my advert. He is just pretending to be the ugly old fart, when in truth it is none other than I.
Always good to have a sense of humour, and God praise Alexander Bell for inventing the telephone, they can't see you then, and I do have a good voice. But I am starting to panic, case anyone buys me one of those video phones.
John
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Always good to have a sense of humour, and God praise Alexander Bell for inventing the telephone, they can't see you then, and I do have a good voice. But I am starting to panic, case anyone buys me one of those video phones.
John
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Do you ever get that feeling where you walk into a room and everyone stops talking?? :shock: :uhoh: :uhoh:
2 nights in a row ive come in here and killed off posts :uhoh:
Do i smell????(looking for sniffing armpits smiley!!)Actually don't answer that i'd rather not know
Probably me that kills them Clare. not you. I was going to say that I'd love to smell your armpits, but thought better of it,
John
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Hi all,
Read all with interest, and may have a solution for you SunBunny. It was what Bluexxx said about the Clubs. It is possible to meet other single guys there, and to see what turns them on, then we could do the male bonding bit there and then venture out.
I'll see what I can do.
The ugly duckling
John
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Read all with interest, and may have a solution for you SunBunny. It was what Bluexxx said about the Clubs. It is possible to meet other single guys there, and to see what turns them on, then we could do the male bonding bit there and then venture out.
I'll see what I can do.
The ugly duckling
John
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Somehow I've triggered a "watch this thread" and keep getting emails in my inbox ... how do I turn it off???? :shock: It's probably dead simple but I can't even see how i did it let alone turn it off
Calista, looking at your avatar, you would have a job trying to turn us off
I agree with LadyFeeBee, stunning is the word that comes to mind.
John
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Quote by fruity1976
Im very stubborn and very adamant I cant be bought??
I dunno anybody feel free to proposition me with loads of cash for whatever and then see what I say!! (bearing in mind Im so skint this weekend I only just have enough cash left for toilet roll!)
If only you could wipe your arse on a packet of biscuts!!
I'll swap the biscuits for a pack of four very soft hardly used toilet rolls. Oh and by the way I have 50 pence, but you can just have that. Coz I like you.
Johnxx
