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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Alexandra
A Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've
heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass.
Yet the deer excretes little pellets,
the cow turns out a flat patty,
and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded.
Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Thanks Alex, I need this today, really cheered me up. lol
John
Clare how did the missionary find it? Was it good for him to? I think that the best sex is yet to come. With whom and what it will be I don't know yet. wink
John
Well that has upset my wildest fantasies, here was I thinking the worst, or should that be the best?
I like toast and marmite. But be warned, don't put the marmite anywhere else. redface redface redface
John
You guys strike if you want, leaving the way open for me. Oh I love militants. Put the kettle on. lol
John
Oh dear Blue, but just think, how did the little darling work out that he wanted a new telly, and where to pour the orange juice for greatest effect?
John smile
Blimey Blue,
Just swallow the facts there, 12 different men every day for 10 years. That takes some beating. redface Wrong subject. Wonder how you would fair on a diet like that? My answer to the question posed in the first place, a little of everything does no harm. smile
John
I guess that I shall have to drink on my own. But what the heck have done the same tonight. Am I sad, no not really. So are you going to let me in on the secret, how do you add pictures?
John confused
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Great site, and some great pictures, it was a pleasure to view you, and I can't wait to see some more.
John
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Hi Jon,
Have a great time here, it truly is a mad house, but very friendly all the same, sanity is only for the sane.
John smile
Quote by Jags
Today I was just thinking about a special man I met through here. We shared many a good time, many a fabulous time and many a spectacular time together before going our different ways.
So I want to raise my glass to this wonderful site for giving me some very special times with a very special and all good man. Lang may his lum reek!
Now - who do you want to raise your glass to????
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Without sounding like a creep, I'd like to raise my glass to all of you on the site. For letting me join in, for allowing me to have my say, and hopefully in the not too distant future for all the new friends that I will have made by taking part in SH and by attending some of the events that you arrange. biggrin
If I find it what would you like me to do with it, and how will I know it's yours and not someone elses? How would you like it kept until you can positively identify it?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
(sorry, the shirt needs ironing!)

Shirt,what shirt..........I was looking at ya cock :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
Thank god that didn't need ironing as well. lol
Hi Helen and Graham,
:welcome: to the mad house, am really :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: excited to know that there are more people here from good old Hertfordshire. Was begining to think of it as a boring County.
Hope all becomes clear as you spend more time here, and that when you do finally dip your toes in the water (so to speak) you enjoy everything.
John
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Hi All
As requested have sent Calista a PM, hope she doesn't ban me, I am already addicted to SH. and don't want to get kicked out now. Will be your fault Neil if I do.
John
Hi Redbird,
Will not be a modem problem as you use broad band, what do you have between the PC and the telephone socket, is it that horrilble green thing that looks like a frog?
John
Quote by fruity1976
Gawd he just loves that word crack eh??
hehe I know where your fingers are ner ner ner ner silly lol

Then I wish you'd tell me, then perhaps I'd be able to type faster and not make so many mistakes, sorry Gryphon, but then again maybe I just Can not spell.
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Then I guess your secrets safe for the time being, unless!!!!!! you'd like to whisper it to me. rolleyes I promise not to tell anyone else. wink
WOW, seems cruel to me. Have witnessed one or two, but never experienced one. Don't think I want to now. redface redface
Then Calista it will have to be the dreaded tickle, no mercy til you crack wink
It bet it is Fruity, that's why she will not let on how about torture, have you tried that yet to see if she cracks.
If Calista lets on then I'll tell you what the other nine are doing.
John
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Hello and :welcome: to the mad house, be warned by another newbie, it is addictive, have a coffee and be prepared to stay up all night.
John
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Hi Marmalaid.
Sorry to hear about your troubles. I hope things pan out soon. I know the feeling I'm still reeling from the end of my relationship of nine years.
There appears to be loads of support on here, and plenty of broad shoulders.
Good luck for the future.
John
Oh Dear, Oh Dear, just as I thought it was safe to come out of the water. redface redface
Here are you guys talking about multi-tasking. You us men can only do one thing at a time. Typing is far too stressful to attempt talking at the same time. There's only so much you can do with one finger.
John
Doubt that Macca would bother helping, too tied up with pretty young blondes. I actually live in a Naturist Club, much like a commune, but even here there are numerous downsides. You don't get real Gas and Calor is expensive. But with you guys around it would be much more fun than it is at present.
John
The rumour that I heard was that if I ever get laid it will make me happy. lol
But then that was from a Monk.
John
Don't leave it there, please explain to us mere mortals what a Beyond 2000 is. I know I'm sad but if you'd said Pentium 4 I'd have known what was happening. confused
What is this four lettered word that Eager keeps using here? Work now what's that? I'm lucky, work in IT so get to be around here when ever I want.
John
Hi Red and everyone else,
Got to say as a single guy, that perhaps the best purpose of this site is to use the Forums to get to know people, then to attend the functions like the Munches to meet those that you have talked with here. I think that there are too many single males posing as couples, when I still had a partner, we had the same problems, and not just this site, but many others. It is probably more fun in the Clubs anyway.
John
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