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Horous
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Damn it seems like the thirty has been passed. So perhaps I'll have to beg and plead, even plead and beg, and beg and plead. Oh well at least I tried, and I've been so naughty.
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John
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Guess I must be really ill then, I'm already looking in the Cars in the supermarket car parks. But guess what I did get lucky and was treated to a great show at a Local BandQ, talk about you can do it when you BandQ it.
John
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I have one, and it's not too shabby, but do I compare it to others? Not really, It does for me, and I've never had any complaints,(other than my right hand). So does size really matter, I suppose it depends on who's view you take, the ladies seem not to mind, it's just us guys who are worried.
John
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Sorry man, it's on it's last legs. It won't do you any harm though, just up and die with a slight sad BANG
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At the password box, you need to type the password that you have choosen, not the activation number.
John
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Which way are you trying to get in? I tried the MiRC software, and that took forever, but I found it much easier going through the site. But be warned, it's one hectic place.
John also in Herts.
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Thank you, does being a moderator make you a boss type person, and where do I get to view the wet 'T' shirt pictures? redface
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OK I've done it, updated my advert and now hope to get to know some of you. I'm the Ugly Duckling looking to meet someone who can bring out the swan in me. I hope it's there some where lol . I am hoping that some one in or near the Hertfordshire area, may be looking for someone to go to swinging clubs with. If so and the picture doesn't frighten you then please get in touch. smile
John
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Alex, I can recommend the massage, the hot bath, and also the drink, that at least fills in some time, you could also read a good book. But for sheer indulgence, how about your favorite fantasy.
John
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It was a threesome with me my partner at the time, and dare I say it here a Magnum, the dark chocolate variety. I think she prefered the magnum.
John wink
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Thanks guys have just joined, and I love it. Satin you are one lucky man.
Johnxx
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Oh Dear, seems like the world has gone to pot. Look on the positive side, Clares Batteries will not last forever, unless she uses duracell, and if you like I'll love you, but why can't I talk about my Dog??? lol
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Hi satin, unlike many others here I have not had the pleasure of meeting you, I hope to one day, I am sad that you feel weird sometimes, what is "Normal" just go on being true to yourself, and I look forward to having a drink with you sometime soon.
John
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Working on the pet theory, mine would be Twink Oakfield, but that doesn't sound like a porn name, so if I had to choose it would be Cum Ngone. wink lol
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I've been known to use:- poppett, snuggles, sugarplum, cuddlybutt, and many others, but my worst offence was calling her modem, when my mind was else where, no wonder she left for pastures greener. :cry:
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Good Luck in the new post Clare. Hope it is all you hope it to be. :happy: :cheers:
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If only the site navigation was hard to understand. I agree a collector of pictures, and by the way who can teach me some French, otherwise I shall never keep up with the forums. lol
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Have a great time both of you, and start making plans for the next 15 years. smile
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About 101, judging by the way I feel now, but 18 when things are going right, and I'm 46.
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I'd love to help you get your toes wet. Just shout. Life here seems like a lot of fun, and like you I am fairly new here. Any way welcome. biggrin
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Hi Evereyone, been hanging round here a while now, and I enjoy your company, so I thought that I best introduce myself. The alias is Horous, but I'm better known as John. Have recently become single again, and thought I'd spend much more time in the madhouse. Thanks for having me.
John smile sad
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Thought this thread started as advice for us single guys, now someone is offering a shag. Mind I'm thinking of applying to join SHAG if you allow ugly ducklings in!!!!! :cry:
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Hi Guys,
Have also requested membership to your site, in the name of my alter ego bddom. I do agree that single female swingers are hard to find, but I've also discovered that a lot of the single males make it hard work for the genuine ones :cry:
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