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HugsnKisses
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 61
Straight Male, 66
UK

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We ( the mids room )were just wondering what the situation is re Hell's broken Penis?
For those that don't know he ws recently attacked by his pet cat and suffered a nasty injury! It was all quite innocent and the aforementioned penis was only dangling about inintentionally when the cat saw an opportunity to pounce.
Now , with the big wedding day approaching on Saturday we are all deeply concerned.
Will it be recovered from the cat-savaging in time for the wedding and subsequent nuptials? Will it be the only thing weeping at the ceremony? Any volunteers to kiss it better?
All the best for a great wedding day to both Heaven and Hell , we luvs ya xxxxxxxx
:P I read the orignal thread and didnt know what to say but I am so relieved that you have recovered xxx Happy New Year xxx
I got My Booky Wook, Russel Brand's autobiography for xmas and it was honest and quite , but then he is by his own admission odd lol
Fave books last year were The da vinci code and Angels and demons ( far better than da vinci code in my opinion) by Dan Brown.
Well, when we first joined you could change ur nick easily, so for a joke( as everyone used to moan about the poor single guys )i started using welikesinglemen. After a while it stuck and even tho i wish i had picked something clever or pretty at least it does what it says on the tin lol.
Aww what a nice thread...have to agree . Only met once so far but they are lots of fun in the chatroom xxx
Can we be a "maybe" as I work til 8 pm on Sat and might be too tired , but would love to be there xx
Tiger, we havent known you for long and can't claim to have helped you but its nice knowing you and I think most ppl in the mids room would help put a mate.
xxx Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year xx
:P Aww come on try , havent you seen miracle on 34th street?
There msut be a santa!!
OOps didnt see this thread til today sorry dean...
Happy birthday and thanks for all the laughs and dances in the mids room xxxxxxxx
My hubby was my first sexual partner and we didnt start swinging for 23 yrs. It never really occurred to me that i'd do "it" with anyone else as I was very inhibited and self conscious. However we always experimented and used toys and fantasised so taking it that step further by involving another man was just us evolving . If you want a relationship to last you have to keep it fun and fresh some way .
New PJ's,Port and lemon~ yum
A bubble bath with all my nice new smellies ..locked door ...candles , music and a glass of wine at the end of the day..everyone knows not to disturb me, absolute heaven!
Ok so this is just weird but the thought occurs to me.........
once you have chopped off ur cock..and you think "that was great I wanna do it again"..theres nothin left to chop off! How very frustrating. :shock:
I agree with Furby. Mids room is friendly and chatty . any place where people go regularly will seem cliquey to newcomers at first but you only have to join in a bit..watch the chat a little and learn a bit about ppls likes and dislikes are and in no time you will feel at home too.
Yes we do take the pee out of some guys..also some girls , politicians, kids tv , popstars and each other..in fact anyone is fair game..if you dont have a sense of humour its pretty sad isnt it?
What a bloomin cheek! I wouldnt trust him as far as Icould throw him. Hy does he need to lok for extra sex when you're willing to swing as a couple. Oh and its ok for him to lie and cheat , but you can only play if he gives permission.(you did ask for an opinion)
The original question was asked by a man. It occurs to me that he used the sort of phrase we are used to in porn and he probably had no idea that it could be offensive. I actually think he was probably getting very horny at the time of writing it. I know a lot of men find the idea of watching their partner with a black guy very appealing, but how many do it? Do they still believe that once u go black u never go back? It is also a very common misconception that women who like black men only want a big cock.....sorry but I definately don't agree.
I just think black guys look good naked and treat me good. Yep I am that shallow!! lol
I think all you can do is be there...talk about normal stuff if you can as trying to keep things as ordinary as poss does help a little. Remember that he is still here and encourage them to make the most of
I am trying to be a better listener , its actually not that easy to shut up and listen without joining in .
I can't get my head round the fact that we are allowed to buy gunpowder in this day and age while under terror threat...
Am I the only one who thinks its odd?
I loved it too. Just the right amount of flesh and eroticism for me. Bigger turn on than a porn film any day.
I often look at profiles by mistake on the forum as i click the name instead of the clip coard thingy that takes you to their message! DOH!
Thankyou everyone !!
I like the idea that we aren't the only grandparents on here...dont feel such a fogey after all now .
Love Trace n Pete xxxxxx
OOOH yes please..daughter shudda had this baby by then so i can get drunk and let my hair down !!
Hiya,
Corrie has summed it up perfectly so I won't repeat her but we had a lovely time. Was good to meet all of you and those we didnt talk to I will sort you out next time lol.
Thankyou Try x
Shh , dont let on that us old grannys still live it up in ibiza..try will be soo jealous lmao