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I__mMax
Over 90 days ago
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Has anyone seen Doodles? dunno Last time I saw him he was having an argument with a dustbin. :shock:
Quote by Bob_The_Builder
As a newbie id like to say hi this looks like a rather interesting place to be!
Does anyone need an odd job man?
I can put up fantastic erections, they're rock solid, and can withstand serious use.
If anyone wants their pipes rodding then get intouch i have just the equipment for it, its fully adjustable and can always reach those hard to get into places.
If something needs pressure washing i have just the right hose.
I have a lot of friends who help me on the job but most of the time i do it single handed.

Is that a bob a job? :twisted:
Quote by Bag_Puss
I'mMax mmmmmm I wouldn't mind messy time with you, what you got in mind confused:

Quote by Florence
Florence you are such a tart :shock: :shock: :shock:
Let MY new friends settle in before you try shagging them :shock:

Hey you saggy old, baggy old cloth cat, I've had thirty years of being banged by a Spaced out Rabbit, a Shaggy dog and a fecking Snail. Let me at the new talent :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Well looks like Iv puled :P wheres me coat?
Hey, Hey, are we ready to play?
Lets have some messy time :twisted: