Isn't that the bloke who played Darth Vader?
Bugger, wotsisname?
Double penetration? I think you're all telling big fat fibs. I bet none of you know a man with two willies.
How about sex in a lift with a broken cable 50 floors up? You'd only get about six seconds of free fall but for those of us who can't afford spaceships, six seconds of zero gravity sex is better than none, right?
(We'll worry about the landing later.)
He posted in the meet up forum that he was looking for sex. That is the correct place to do that. I don't remember any of you complaining when polo did the same thing last week.
The double standards here are beyond a joke.
I said "Bloody hell, you've got a big one... you've got a big one."
She said "Why did you say that twice?"
I said "I didn't... didn't... "
Slightly off the beaten track, but I'm giving a thumbs up ("oooerrr missus" brigade please remain silent) to Sanchez, the bloke who drives the Bangbus. Complete nutter, ugly as Satan himself, and he's not acting.
Ditto the Milfhunter - except he's not that ugly.
My ultimate homage goes, as it always has done, to the immortal Mary Millington, God rest her soul.
Allow me to clarify: UK is the standard abbreviation for Upper Kettering.
HTH
My two sisters use this, and they both experienced major headaches for about a month, and after that it was fine.