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Ice_Pie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
United Kingdom

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Quote by sussex2
those you see on TV with all the bulging muscles is a right turn–off for me, but find the muscle woman are even worse than the guys

Agree completely. To me, extreme body builders of the male variety just look silly, but the females actually make me feel quite ill. confused
Quote by sexymale21
who finds them attractive?

Depends where they are and how much control she has over them.
Quote by cu3b4ll
Sorry about the :bounce: but I just saw this and couldn't resist it lol
Does this car belong to anyone here?

Unfortunately it's a fake picture. The second number plate isn't a mirror image of the first. It's not even the same car.
Funny though. smile
Quote by da69ve
Dave Prowse (DP)

Ah! Thank you. The penny has finally dropped. :doh:
Quote by musketeer
I managed to lose our lottery tickets in October and they turned up unpacking the car over Christmas, and no I didn't win. However I went onto the lottery web site to check the tickets and the following, amazingly, are unclaimed -
£1,544,000 Swale area of Kent, 21/07/04, claim by Jan 17
£2,852,700 Wyre area of Lancs, 28/07/04, claim by Jan 24
£7,039,400 Belfast City, 07/08/04 Lotto extra, claim by Feb 3
and there are two unclaimed prices from the 6th November, one from Sandwell and the other Stroud, each one valued at £1,666,000.
Greed is Good!
Check those coupons.
5% commission please.

I like to save up my lottery tickets for five or six months and then check them all at once. I figure why be disappointed every week?
As it happens I was in Lancs around the end of July and I usually buy lottery tickets wherever I happen to be. (Never heard of Wyre though). Can I find a lottery ticket dated 28/07/04? Yes I can biggrin
Am I going to check it now? Maybe ;)
Double penetration? I think you're all telling big fat fibs. I bet none of you know a man with two willies.
Quote by Sexysteph
My response is that I believe the Moderation Team were 100% correct in their actions and we should be supporting them. If a female does the same thing ie trolls or reposts an ad 5 times in 15 minutes then she should go the same way.
Does this make sense confused:

I'm not talking about the mods' response, I'm talking about the fact that his initial post was treated with almost immediate ridicule. Only one person bothered to give him the benefit of the doubt and offer some constructive advice without sarcasm. My point is, he was villified from the outset. When a woman posts "I want a shag" do people talk down to her? No they don't. That's all I'm saying.
Quote by cc_7up
If you reply to an ad,and are given an address to go to then don't unless you have spoken on the phone.

Several months ago I would have regarded this advice with some incredulity. I wouldn't have thought it possible that people would arrange to meet privately having had no contact other than dots on a computer screen. However, since joining SH I've become aware that there are some extremely reckless people out there, and advice like this does indeed seem necessary. But I can't help wondering: Are the people to whom it applies smart enough to take any notice? I suspect not.
Quote by HungryP
He posted in the meet up forum that he was looking for sex. That is the correct place to do that. I don't remember any of you complaining when polo did the same thing last week.
The double standards here are beyond a joke.

I have in the past defended single males because they sometimes get some rather rough treatment. However I do think that Booming got what he deserved. If he had started one thread, & then perhaps learnt from the responses he got, then I would be more sympathetic. But to start 5 threads & be insulting... rolleyes
I'm not disputing HIS stupidity, I'm pointing out the double standards of which this is just one of uncountable examples. It's OK to slag off blokes for being sad desperate losers, but when the sad desperate loser happens to be a woman, all of a sudden we're supposed to show respect. :roll:
Quote by BiFemHants
He posted in the meet up forum that he was looking for sex. That is the correct place to do that. I don't remember any of you complaining when polo did the same thing last week.
The double standards here are beyond a joke.

Probably cos everytime someone trys to make a post or some comment they get jumped on by peeps like you picking holes in silly things like spelling, interpretation and such. For god sake read a post for what it is and stop trying to pick holes in it mad
Why people cant get on with eachother is beyond me confused
Is it playtime yet ????? rolleyes
I am not a peep, I do not jump on spelling etc, and I don't need your permission to express an opinion.
Next!
Quote by ant140
Someone help me.... The wife is'nt happy at all.....I just arent interested in nookie at all. dunno
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I mean no offence, honestly, but I have to ask: Could it be that it is your interest in your wife, rather than nookie per se, that is on the wane? Is it reasonable for me to suppose that because you are posting on a sex-based website, you are perhaps interested in sex in theory but just not actually in the mood for it? When you ask for help, are you asking for suggestions as to how to get your wife to turn you on?
Quote by honeyriderx
How about sex in a lift with a broken cable 50 floors up? You'd only get about six seconds of free fall but for those of us who can't afford spaceships, six seconds of zero gravity sex is better than none, right?
(We'll worry about the landing later.)

Well you know what they say.................what goes up must cum down :shock:
And in this case, what goes down gets its cumuppance lol
Quote by northwest-cpl
Can I ask for an expert opinion from the ladies when an advert says WE what size in inches does it actually mean. Also what size in inches would be VWE or VVWE.
Your assistance would be appreciated

Average=8"
That is precisely why women can't park. :lol2:
How about sex in a lift with a broken cable 50 floors up? You'd only get about six seconds of free fall but for those of us who can't afford spaceships, six seconds of zero gravity sex is better than none, right?
(We'll worry about the landing later.)
He posted in the meet up forum that he was looking for sex. That is the correct place to do that. I don't remember any of you complaining when polo did the same thing last week.
The double standards here are beyond a joke.
Quote by PoloLady
Is this an anti-fat-bird thread? I know it is hard for the skinny types out there, but you really need to get over it and be comfortable with what little you have got lol
I know it is hard when everyone knows fat birds shag better :rascal: and the sound of flesh slapping together hump is far more erotic than the knocking and clattering of bones :lol: but really - don't give up hope 'Skinnies' there is someone out there for you I am sure.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nobody said anything offensive about fat birds. Why did you feel the need to be offensive to skinnies?
I said "Bloody hell, you've got a big one... you've got a big one."
She said "Why did you say that twice?"
I said "I didn't... didn't... "
My childhood ambition was to be a model. Now I'm held together with Airfix glue, which is not quite what I had in mind. confused
Quote by MISSCHIEF
And before I get lunched on...

Would it be slightly hypocritical of me to contribute an "oooeerrr" or two at this juncture? ;)
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh I thought it was northern for Up Kuntry confused lol

Close. Really close. rotflmao
Slightly off the beaten track, but I'm giving a thumbs up ("oooerrr missus" brigade please remain silent) to Sanchez, the bloke who drives the Bangbus. Complete nutter, ugly as Satan himself, and he's not acting.
Ditto the Milfhunter - except he's not that ugly.
My ultimate homage goes, as it always has done, to the immortal Mary Millington, God rest her soul.
Allow me to clarify: UK is the standard abbreviation for Upper Kettering.
HTH
God bless you Missy kiss
Now... about those bluddy single women... :lol2:
Quote by Wilki
I know, i know, we single males sometimes complain that we are harshly treated by our couples on here sometimes, yawn. But come on guys, life in general.

I haven't experienced a lot of harsh treatment from couples on here. True there are some who think they're superior to single males but hey, that's their problem, not mine.
WRT to life in general as a single male, it's swings and roundabouts isn't it? Company vs privacy. Security vs freedom. Sex on demand vs... well, sex on demand biggrin
For the time being I'm happy to be single. I can go where I want, do what I want, when I want, with whom I want. I'm very lucky to have a mostly disposable income, and I enjoy disposing of it without having to consult anyone. If the situation changes it'll be by my choice and I'll be happy with that too, and my friends will be there regardless. smile
Ice
My two sisters use this, and they both experienced major headaches for about a month, and after that it was fine.
Quote by Ice Pie
Pencil me in lightly for Feb 26... I'm supposed to be working but I'll try and intimidate someone into covering for me. smile

Now sorted. Count me in. :bounce:
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
We placed an ad for a guy a few days ago and have had, as expected, a large response!
However, what is surprising is the fact that probably more than half of them say they are married and their wives don't know! they're replying!
Well, we admire their honesty, but do they really expect a result?
Have other had similar experiences?

Some couples prefer to play with married people acting singly... less likely to boil your bunny etc.
If you don't want to meet married guys, I think it would be wise to say so in your ad. (Unless you already have, in which case you just have to accept that there are some dickheads/chancers out there who will reply to everything in the hope that if they throw enough mud, eventually some of it will stick. rolleyes )