Watch and learn, dude.
Good evening Ms Chief, and may I say how particularly supple you're looking this evening, in a delightfully shaggable kind of way. Would you care to join me for an evening of synchronised perspiration? I've cleared the table in anticipation of a favourable response. ;)
There's no need to reduce it to avatar size, obviously since there are plenty of much bigger pictures than that in the ad section. Going by the file size you've cited, I'm guessing your pics are bitmaps. Try saving them as JPEGs.
Ice
I went to a dinner party wearing female underwear under my ultra formal suit. My high heels were hidden under the table before everyone else sat down, and using the tablecloth and an accomplice as cover, I performed my costume change midway through the main course, then rose on the pretext of needing to powder my nose. Being the only hetero man at the party added to the shock value ;)
I've done the fishnets thing at the Rocky Horror Show loads of times, but that's accepted costume for that; This was different - totally off the wall, and I was surprised at how comfortable I was once all the boys had stopped staring. :lol2:
I admit to making an assumption, namely that he wouldn't be allowed to take the boat abroad if it was hired, so I read it as a proposal to buy one. Could be wrong. Also, someone on board would have to have a Master's ticket to sail in international waters.
Anyway, whether it's a buy or rent deal, it remains his one and only post on the site, nobody knows who the hell he is, and I personally think you'd have to be stark raving bonkers to enter into any such venture with complete strangers.
Ice
My most (literally) excruciating moment in bed was in the company of a lady who turned out to have very sharp teeth and not much restraint. Suffice to say if I hadn't already been circumcised, she would have created a whole new look for me. :shock:
I knew all along it was Jeff Goldblum hiding under there, but I kept it to myself.
