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In_awe_of_U
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Surrey

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'Ello there! I'm fairly new myself, but thought a quick 'hi' would be in order.
Hope you have fun & enjoy the forums. From what I've seen so far, there's a topic for everyone!
If I dig around for a while, I'm sure I can find the contact details for a mate of mine over in the US (untraceable to you, of course). He has a business that collects dog turds and presents them, nicely gift-wrapped and packaged, with a small flag in the business end of things that reads "Someone, somewhere thinks you're a s**t". Nice touch, that flag - and the service isn't that expensive but you do have to let him know what srt of crap you want to send!!
I think sexymale21 has it about right, but I would put Goodfellas first simply because of the sheer agression some of the characters show - Godfather's a stronger, better plot mind you.
I'd welcome Snatch and Lock Stock for light relief; Get Carter (original) for a look back at the 60's and The Wanderers for a slight spin on 'Gangster' - it's street gangsters in NY, but a cracking film!
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ooh and i also find it very hard to not flash a peeps!
love to bend over that little bit more at the shops next to a man and see his eyes looking down my cleavage! :twisted:

Let me know when you're going shopping next, Debiwebs.... I think someone should volunteer for the job of the man and I asked first!! lol
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Hi babe.............. hope you have fun too !!!!
Only 15 foot ????
and u can only keep going for 24 hours !!!! lol

I know - I'm almost too ashamed to admit it. Perhaps I should buy some of these pills that I keep hearing about in my email... LOL
Baby bio ??? do u mean ??? thats what I get in my email........ is yours the same ?
LOL - yes, it probably is Baby Bio...or a fake Rolex; they seem very popular these days!!
Thanks for the reply, btw.
I agree - necrophilia is just dead boring....but combine it with and you're probably flogging a dead horse!
While we're on the subject: Rimming - isn't that better explained as just being arse about face, or is it REALLY tounge in cheek?
(I think I'm about to regret this...lol)
Quote by blonde
Hi babe.............. hope you have fun too !!!!
Only 15 foot ????
and u can only keep going for 24 hours !!!! lol

I know - I'm almost too ashamed to admit it. Perhaps I should buy some of these pills that I keep hearing about in my email... LOL
...as the subject says! I've posted a few messages and hopefully any info I've added has been helpful to the reader, so now's the time for me to say 'hi' to the whole room - omg, there's a lot of you listening.... <nervous now ;-) >
Well, I'm mid-late 30's, male and not sure what I reall want (surprise, surprise!). The thought of all this sex is intriuging: three somes, four somes and more... where do you start! Anyway, as a male wanting to play on his own, an advert is probably not going to be read by many & I thought the better way would be to stop by in here & say hello.
So. Hello and err.... I'm sure I'll get to know some of you a little better & hope you all have the fun you're looking for.
Feel free to PM - I don't know how to stop you anyway! :-)
--Berkshire / Surrey border
wow - managed a whole post without mentioning my 15 foot penis or 24 hour staying power. Is that a bad thing redface
The law is quite stongly in her favour here because the comapny has to follow certain processes before they make someone redundant:
1. The moment they knew her job was at risk they should have told her that she might be affected.
2. Consultation period. This should be an interactive process where both parties try to find alternative jobs within the company - such as removing the P/T employee or retraining her for a different job.
3. Staff selection. There should be a pool of people who are considered - part timers as well. To remove someone simply because they've served less time is not always the right thing to do - the company should be able to prove that it wasn't just one person who decided the outcome that if they do remove the 'newest' - an appeal board wouldn't like that descision to be made by only one person.
That's some of the basics - it might be worth checking your insurance policy (you never know, you might have legal cover in there). A call in to the CAB is always a good idea as well.
Good luck - hope it works out okay, but be careful not to expect a quick result and remember that even if she does get to stay, she probably won't be made too welcome.
I liked it - and I hope it brings you some decent replies. Good on you, my man! Well written and it comes over as very thoughtful.
...and you've managed to get some quality 'free' advertising in the forums as well - cool!!
Good luck & can I have the email addresses of the ladies who respond but are too far south, please? hehe
Hi folks,
Hope someone can shed some light on this for me: are the places in the Berkshire / Surrey border used much? The Bracknell, Reading and Farnham areas are my 'home ground'
Thanks all - and hope to see you there sometime!
I had a car like that, once. Spent ages driving like a 70 y.o. and it still lost me a fortune when I sold it. I'll thrash the next one to within an inch of its life...just to check. Scientific research, they call it. ;-)
Good luck - hope someone answers your calls. Have you posted an ad as well?
Okay, okay, so I'm a guy looking for some fun, but I can't believe how many adverts out there stink of corporate work.... like the pictures that have excellent lighting without deep shadows (oddly enough, the ladies are always in sterile, perfect surroundings - hardly a home!).
I've responded to a random selection of people and of 21 emails sent, only one came back with any signs of a human - all the rest told me that "Sorry, I've moved to another site - please remove your brain, open your wallet and say hi!!
What's the rest of you think? In your experience, what's the ratio of junk / Real Photo Ads.?
Happy swinging!
p.s. - forgot to say... if any of you wonderful ladies fancy a spin with a 1/2 decent gent..... lol, sorry!