As a start point, if you don't consider everyone on here as equals, stop reading now and just block me.
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Welcome to my little corner of Swinging Heaven. I hope you are sitting comfortably, perhaps enjoying a glass of something chilled, or even a mug of something warming! I'll try not to take up too much of your time, feel free to leave at any point as I'm not for everyone. There again I'm not looking for just anyone!
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Still here? Excellent!
So, what am I looking for? As my username suggests, my time on here is an occasional distraction from real life.

Meets will be infrequent and with people I trust. I'm not looking for a quick leg-over and hopefully you will be the same. I have met couples last time I was here and would love to repeat the experience.
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I'm a simple guy of simple tastes, no complications, no hang ups, go with the flow and see which way the wind blows.
The most important thing to me is good conversation, not notches on a bed post. I won't necessarily make the first move as you ladies are inundated with messages.
At the moment, daytime meets are a preference, although evenings can be arranged with lot of planning, and only after a social meet to make sure there is a connection and mutual trust.
Due to a multitude of commitments, some work, some charity, some family based (I'm married), I am selfish enough to want a bit of "me time". If you understand this selfish need and have the same need, we could well get on.

The time we do spend together will be completely devoted to mutual companionship and enjoyment.
However, that time will not come at the expense of anything else going on in either of our lives.
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I can't do sexy talk, rude texts or erotic messaging. It may be due to a lack of imagination, a strict childhood or the fact I feel a prat doing it, I don't know. I won't tell you what I want to do to you, or even what we could do together. Some things are best discussed in person.
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How would I describe myself?
Think tailored rather than tracksuit.
Ale rather than lager.
Port rather than Blue WKD.
A rare steak rather than a kebab.
A beach rather than a rave.
Rock rather than Dubstep.
Ace Cafe rather than Costa.
Friends with benefits rather than fuck buddies.
You get the idea. Probably a little old fashioned, I would consider myself more traditional.
I have absolutely no problem with smokers and vapers, I am an ex-smoker so know how hard it is to give up.
I have also had the snip, but still insist on condoms, for your protection and comfort as much as mine.
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What am I looking for in a potential friend?
A cheeky smile, a wicked sense of humour, flirtatious and confident in her own skin.
She needs to be intelligent and playful, soulful and mysterious.
Her skin can range from porcelain white to the darkest ebony or any shade inbetween.
Happy to give pleasure and happy to take pleasure, seductive, sultry and sexy, she knows what she wants and knows how to take it.
She must have the patience of a saint and know that my availability is limited, safe in the knowledge I won't be demanding of her time.
And honest, not only with me, but with herself. If she knows what she wants from here and can understand what I want from here, all the better.
And finally, she has to be willing to make the first move!
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Work brings me here and there, mostly here with occasional trips there, there and even there too! I change my postcode to suit, so if I appear in your area, I may be looking for a friendly face to have a coffee with.
If I'm in your area, give me a shout. I'll buy the coffee if you bring the smile.
p.s. I also like sharing Hotel Chocolat treats, but you will have to prise them out of my hands!
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Thanks for stopping by, I hope that wasn't too traumatic for you and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.