Hi there, and thanks for stopping to check out our quite lengthy profile. We hope this doesn't put you off!

... we've realised that maybe so far we haven't been clear enough so here is the revised version!! If you don't read it, it'll be obvious and we probably won't reply. We're not up our own backsides, far from it, we are very approachable and lovely lol but if we can be bothered with this bit, we'd hope people can be bothered to read and respect it.

We're NOT really looking for single guys, we'd rather seek you out unless you offer something special...If you think this applies to you, then tell us more, DON'T just send us a wink or friend request! you will be ignored. We are also not into the idea of playing with people in a relationship where the partner has no idea about your 'secret' side.

It's very rare that we can meet at short notice, we have very busy lives and this kind of thing usually requires some forward planning. If we arrange to meet you, be assured that we will turn up, our free time is too precious to waste LOL.

We don't cam but are happy to send recent face pics on receipt of yours & have a quick phone chat if necessary to verify.

What we ARE looking for;

People aged roughly between 25 - 50. This is not set in stone, just a rough guide. Will consider soft or full swap with ladies, couples or groups, party invites always welcome.

Safe sex is a must.

We're more impressed by honesty, than heroics. If you're new to things, feel free to say so. We prefer people to be up front rather than have 'all the gear, and no idea' when it actually comes to it.

We find arrogance an absolute turn off, along with poor hygiene and bad manners!

Although we are both fully bisexual, we respect that not everybody is and it shouldn't put you off contacting us. However...if you say you are Bi or Bi Curious at least have the decency to be so, rather than just saying so, to get involved. If you're straight, you're straight - it's not a disease or a problem!! lol Imagination, a sense of humour and a filthy side is more interesting to us than just your sexual orientation.

We like to see pictures with a little imagination rather than just close up cock & pussy pics. After all, most of us have at least one... or the other

LADIES;

We both like women that squirt, although that's certainly not a deal breaker!

Kitty is breast obsessed, big, medium or small but with a preference for natural over enhanced.

We both also enjoy our partners to be clean & shaven, or at least groomed where it counts.

We love women with curves, confidence and charisma!

GUYS;

Again, we both like clean & shaven, or least groomed where it counts.

Penis size not an issue, unless it's measured by ego!

We both like 'androgynous' guys, that's not a particular requirement though. However, we're also not really into the Mr Universe look.

Kitty loves body piercings BUT isn't keen on P.A's (Bad experience!! lol)

So, what are WE like as a couple?

A little bit zany by all accounts lol, very into each other and willing to share our awesomeness with the right people! We love to laugh and have fun and are rarely seen without smiles. Very sociable and easy to get along with.

So, if you have gone to the trouble of reading our profile this far, only THEN would we love to hear from you, however We are NOT interested in incomplete profiles with no reasonably up to date pics, or winks from incomplete profiles. We WOULD like to know at least something about you....We've still got plenty to say, but we DO have busy lives to lead.... Please don't be offended or think we're uninterested if you don't get a response from us immediately. We may be busy fitting our normal life around our social calendar lol.

hit us up and see where it goes...

InkedSinners x