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Intrntnl_rscu
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Hampshire

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Quote by poshkate
I thought I'd guessed a few people but it turns out that the only one I was right about was Londonplaything..... redface

the swine!!!!
not that you'd have missed us, but we would have dearly have loved to cum out and play more... however there were serious rescue duties to perform... and the dubya-bird three was fully laden...
otherwise youd have all been invited aboard...
looks like I/we missed a serious twenty-odd pages....
enjoyed what we saw... and have plenty left to read...
cheers Mal.... was a blast!
s&c....
did someone mention RSCU?
well... can't complain at the pay we'll recieve, but once again, Clang has been sliding up down shafts all night.. helping the happless... and as for me, well...the *tools of the trade* did find the occassional use... but sadly.. we must once again be firing-up the Dubya-Bird III and sorting out them that need it... it's a tough job...
is that what you earth bound hero types call dogging?
S & C
Quote by Erectoman
Excuse me! I've been out fighting crime all night!
Some of the buildings around here are just criminal.
I've knocked a few of 'em down and I'm gonna build 'em again before breakfast.
Then I'd like a nice cuppa if anyone's offering?
.

You're Prince Charles aren't you?
Donning a cape or some-such and trawling the streets Carbuncle Busting as you go!!!!
S & C
sorry for the delay SuperPeople... we were called away to an International Mining Desaster....
Clang is just finishing off the mopping-up at the top of the shaft...
I hall return for the clean-up of the pit!
Back later
S & C
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
May Day, May Day.... calling International Rescue!!!
I can see you lurking there in sector 12, you having problems with Clang??
appologies...this is smash talking... Clang became impatient.... snout probing, and im not complaining.... we'll be right there!
!smash!...ooooooo!
Quote by Supergirl
Yes there was, and your mission shall you choose to accept it is to sniff out my knickers :thumbup: :giggle:
supergirl

accepted!
x Clang X

and I'll sieve your .... ahem, you get the picture.... through them, ok?
!smash!
Quote by Supergirl
Maybe we need someone with a very super power sense of smell to find them :giggle:
Supergirl
was there mention of my snout earlier?
x Clang X
wave
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
Sounds like we are all Super Orgy..anised :grin: Party On !!
Is rather scared at the thought of International Rescues mention of spatulas though :shock:

its that or the masher
!smash!
Quote by Wonder-pets
SNOWBALLS
...in hell's chance!
we're here to indulge in the juices and excressions of your planets finest!
lets drink!
S&C
Quote by Cybergirl
If you see and swords on your travels will you get me one, somebodys pinched mine :cry:


Ive just bounced a message off of Venus, and my gang-bangers are sending out a search party... or are they shipping down a stellar-Rabbit???
x Clang x
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
I reckon we take up International Rescue's offer and rendevous in Dubya-Bird whilst SuperMuddles himself lol

sounds like a plan to me... as I'm oiling my shiny pieces, and arranging the spatulas, Clang is busy right now greasing her snout...she's rather excited I have to say.
It's been a while since we had saucie company, so she's eager to make a good impression... that snout when well greased can do wonders, just about anywhere... and she aint shy...oh no!
!smash!
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Ohh I say I suddenly found my superpowers rushing to my....err head there :rascal: Steady on guys, need to keep something on standby, just in case there is any, you know, action later :grin:

why wait?
we have tools and contarptions you have only dreampt of... all to help out when in a tight spot, with a flagging... thing
x Clang x
Quote by Cybergirl
I'm on my way Buffy, now has that barman sorted the drinks yet or has he got into a muddle again! :giggle:

muddle?
theres a serious muddle somewhere?
well...we werent going to work this weekend... but I guess we could fire-up Dubya-Bird three and try to sort something out.... cost ya though, we aint no charidee like the tv puppet fools!
Dubya-Bird three has foldaway optics... pumps of various kinds... (for drinks too) and a small intimate lounge area....
S & C
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Mmmmmm hope you know where to Parker? :giggle:
three point turns... reverse parking... a little rough curb bumping.... squeeze this little beauty into the tightest of spots...
S & C
Quote by Supergirl
Anyone seen my knickers redface they appear to have fallen off mid flight lol
Supergirl

thought you were looking rather chilly
need something knitted to keep those perky parts warm?
x Clang x
Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
.... My metres runnin'...hop aboard!
!smash!

she's mine!..
x Clang x
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
nubies in from the cold dark depths of space.... be gentle with us....
a hard eons life saving and pulse drive leaves us thirsting for fun & food...
super heroes are all well and good, but what about us straightforward, hardworking types who just like to put our feet up of a weekend... kick back.. chill out... eat a freind or two
so..... wassup?
S&C

Welcome guys, hope you topped up the meter when you parked up TBII :lol2:....mmmm Buff you are... hiii there.... My metres runnin'...hop aboard!
!smash!
Quote by Superchicken

so..... wassup?
S&C


wave International Rescue ..... did you bring Lady Penelope with you :rascal:

she's in the back of the transporter my little Chickadee... looking a tad bedraggled...
Clang >her< took a shine to those lips... and well... Im sure the bruising will go down before too long...
she be be a bit rough can Clang....
!Smash!
nubies in from the cold dark depths of space.... be gentle with us....
a hard eons life saving and pulse drive leaves us thirsting for fun & food...
super heroes are all well and good, but what about us straightforward, hardworking types who just like to put our feet up of a weekend... kick back.. chill out... eat a freind or two
so..... wassup?
S&C